/brit/

say something nice about him

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Why do I never hear of any neets over the age of 30?

cuz by that time theyve offed themselves

Here's a scenario

Your body will now no longer degrade or grow in any way. You keep the cells you have, even your hair will stop growing or falling out. This also means you will never die of old age, disease or malnutrition.

HOWEVER

This also means your body will no longer regenerate. Bones will stay broken and cuts or bruises will never truly heal. Torn muscles will REMAIN torn.

Do you accept?

Chrischan

I want to tongue Emma Watson's stinkhole.

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yeah

WTF i h8 Kent now

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nigger

Who hurt you?

niggers

white men at it again

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

hope you called a nigger a nigger

fair point

meatball sandwich for dinner what kind of bread should i get?

ain't no vietcong ever called me.nigger

might say the n word again

White

pumpernickel

pumpernigger

boganigger

baguette faguette

youtube.com/watch?v=tt9HW2PKKDs

bit racist this morning lads

Niggardly

theres a nigger at the bakery

Tell me a story about Aus/NZ.

was at the bakery and i saw a nigger

Rorke losing ground

Niggardliness

Can i get fuarkin shredded first

nervously pacing around my room before typing the n word on an anonymous online forum

youtube.com/watch?v=7lz6POXuFMQ
choon

BANG! leftypol blow to the jaw

Rorke signing treaty of capitulation

Rorke breaking rank

Rorke forced to pay reparations for 10 years

Rorke sustaining heavy casualties under artillery fire

flatmate made roast lamb
get in

*to the tune of Dio - Holy Diver*

Dirty Nigger
I don't wanna watch B.E.T.
Keep your race away from me

Pull the trigger
You know he's black cause he smells like pee
Oh you're a chimpanzee

Gotta get away
Dirty nigger

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rorke? more like dorke

Rorke desperately reaching for the eject button

Rorke writing SOS in the fucking sand

it's 7 am you fuckwits

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I'm gonna say it

Rorke being routed, taking severe loses.

Call 999, it's an emergency
Beats and Grindah killed an MC
Someone take him to A&E
Then perform some lyrical surgery

I know CD drives are a bit obsolete these days but it's mad how many modern computer cases don't have a flappy thing for the tray.

Rorke reaching for the handbreak

pet nigger ate my homework

Rorke franctically signalling mayday

Oh shut up you nerd.

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rorkes had a rough ten minutes

Rorke being beaten in hand to hand combat by a proud independent transwoman of colour.

rorke dressed up like a woman to try and get a place on a lifeboat

Rorke lost his keys

I want to make love to Emma Watson.

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Rorke is being forced to sleep on the settee.

rorke experiencing turbulence
Fasten seat belt light activated

not sure what you mean. are you talking about 5.25in slots that you pop out and put an optical drive in?

Rorke gone into administration

rorke this and rorke that

what about dave

If you ever need a 3.5inch floppy I'm sure this stupid boomer nerd can deliver

yeh

I invented Rorke

classic dave always 'me me me'

rorke sleeping in the doghouse

Dave died in Stalingrad 1941.

Rorke drifting off course

might call thailad at work and leave him a nasty fucking voicemail message

already have a 3.5 inch floppy, wahey haha
(my genitalia)

go to sleep

I want to eat her shit.

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thailad it's kev's birthdat today, i know your website isn't working anymore but I thought you should know anyway

Rorke bracing for a crash landing

here's a fun intellectual exercise for you all: put something up your bum

doesn't matter what as long as it's a foreign object ie not your finger

Thank you Bruce, sorry to spoil the tradition a bit

Spent most of yesterday at work on YouTube and /brit/, it's a slippery slope

Dont worry rorke, even if we're going to stay in the eu, we'll still turn your passport blue.

what would you do if you saw a black guy and he was just there being black and you were trying to go about your business but he was still being black over there and even when you came back out the shop he was still black and where he was before. then the next day you are there again and the guy is back and is literally black again just blacks around while you're about?

didn't mean to (You), sincerest apologies

Rorke taking prophylactic statins and sedatives to try and stave off a coronary when May cancels brexit

did mean to (You) with this post

just not on the ball today am i

Oh right, carry on then *takes my meds*

*does a silly walk into /brit/*
Brexit's cancelled.

FOR FUCKS SAKE I DID IT AGAIN

sorry for saying fuck

fucking dire early morning thread