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stop making early threads cumt

Imagine meeting Xi Jinping and he serves you salt and pepper chips

How is that flashy Brexit working out for you?

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/brit/

Early threads where staples of /brit/

> Antipodeano
So Antipodeans are Deanos?
Makes sense

met the king and he served me a small glass of lukewarm heineken and some licourice he got out of the pocket of his jacket (no wrapper)
proper down to earth lad, that's why i voted for him

I thought we voted for brexit

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We'll find out after 7pm

Gate mate got sovruntys cuming out my ears.

Did him, you and four other people have a pizza?

had to decline an invitation to dine with sadiq khan in the gherkin because he was serving takeaway curry

sad state of affairs

went to a white house party some years ago and obama served pizza and hot dogs
it was great because he's black and a democrat

oh herroo you wercome to take pepper chips
BUT! onry if you take our roan! we herp you buird highway :)

We will be full of niggers and Muslims whether we’re in the EU or not. Same as you. It doesn’t make a difference, all of Europe is a doomed shithole.

no of course not, that number would cause for some uneasant logistics

why the fuck are people being racist?
it's just not on

just bought this jacket lads

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saw the PM of sweden and he took me to ikea
proper down to earth lad Stefan is

Had a traditional Ukrainian meal with Putin last week.
There was no food.

broke: Maccies
woke: M.C. Dons
bespoke: Micky D's

Remember when Obama served hotdogs and everyone praised him and spent a week talking about how much of a true chicagoian he was?

races are not equal

>just learned I was a wizard

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Snazzy and funkpilled

Went to a dinner party at the Republic of Ireland's president's place but he didnt serve anything.

this. Why are people so hostile to white people?

bloke: mac deez

goes with the jeans

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>all of Europe is a doomed shithole.

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howling at this

>learned
FOY
it's learnt

"gillette faces a boycott"
from who? women?

wish I could say I ate a Big Mac in the White House

Wonder if May would bring the bevvies in.

Window Cleaner heard my loud rendition of The Circle of Life from outside
Scundered

>he bought the virgo boots

Food of the Norf: Greggs
Food of the Souf: KFC, probably
Food of London: Pret a Manger

anyone who isn't a misandrist, presumably

You have a gay paki pm who kills Irish fetuses

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I’ll have the “Presidents Choice” cut please

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everyone is different, if any food universally gave people the shits, I don't think it would be served very long. I've heard it can depend on how much food you're used to eating, and how used to eating large volumes of greasy high GI food

apparently today something is happening in the politics

snowflake

just noticed turt is sitting at a handicap spot

Is "Cleverest" a real word?

Food of the Souf: Mcdonalds
becus we all have cars down here

Yes

should i buy the chrischan shirt?

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it would be extremely painful

they're broken now

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*points you out in a crowd*

Proudly so.

thats why you buy goodyearwelt not glue
how much where they?

mohhrt
buffwe

Got Paint on your shoes

This whole meaningful vote is a farce. May is pretending to stand behind her deal, but in reality wants it to fail miserably so she's be able to go back to the EU and say:

>Look, you'll never get a deal through parliament if you want £39gorillion and a backstop, if you want to avoid a no-deal give us amendments.

And it will work, and all of this shit will be forgotten, we'll leave the EU with a deal on 29th March and Brexit will fuck off back to page 6 until 2020.

i'm no advertising exec, but if I was selling a product to a specific gender I wouldn't insult them for being said gender

again, i'm no advertising exec

Went for dinner with the president of Ethiopia but nothing was served at all

Ahhh is this the infamous Mboko

Don't by shoes off Alibaba.

You're replying to a middle class bender who left Britain because of brexit, he doesn't care about abortion or ethnic displacement

nice quality lmao

think i just found the actual cwc shirt, crest and colourway and all

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and that's a good thing

>not exclusively using Japanese shavers

No chance of a shift on the backstop, we'd veto out of hand.

no that's the other one

who cares about abortion haha foeti arent people

if you could personify cancer it would be through an advertiser

only 50 euros from a vintage store
going to buy some better quality ones when the time is right

why are you guys so hostile against high brow people such as me?

I care about abortion a lot

He does care about abortion and immigration, he supports both wholeheartedly.

Don't see a heel like that these days.

but we cant make new threads until page 8

>message sent 8:40am
>active 5 minutes ago

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/brit/ is sooooo funny..... i show all my friends at university and they think i'm so fucking cool

lmfao
zips are fucking bizarre with with this, branding so much shit after celebrities

in barnsley (and maybe sheffield too) we have a better version of greggs called cooplands

turtle the fucking clown in his paint splattered jeans and his cowboy niggerboots

i don't pay heed to those who live below sea level

I always imagine Aussie posters being 6’2 athletes wearing full bushwear

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Imo if you don't make it to the point of birth then bad luck pal, it was never meant to be

Well it's probably the only way to proceed without destroying the UK with a 2nd ref or postponing Brexit.

/147/ is up and active lads

Lol. I'm texting my ex gf right now

this outrage marketing thing happens so often now
there's no way it's not calculated
what that tells us is the boffins thought calling all men rapists was a suitable tactic to sell razorblades
which is less than civil

have you never left south yorkshire? cooplands are all over the place

nice joke gimp

got a better version of /brit/ here in the home counties and its one where youre not posting

theyre SAINT LAURENT PARIS
unironically about 3 meters under right now

Clogwogs can't be high-anything because they're below sea level.

im unironically in a wheelchair lol, a spasticated waste of flesh and a pointless thief of oxygen

No we got rid of cooplands on Sheffield

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