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Not an incel or anything but the (even more so) skewed dating dynamics in 2018 is the elephant in the room nobody wants to talk about

Let's be real here, the average woman has a hugely inflated ego, whereas the ego of the average male is destroyed, not only due to lack of interest, but because economically he can no longer provide for his family, or even act masculine any more.

Here are some interesting pieces of information :

>economist.com/briefing/2018/08/18/how-the-internet-has-changed-dating

>Men on Tantan(Chinese Tinder), he says, tend to like about 60% of all the female profiles they see, but women like just 6% of the male ones. The least attractive women receive similar levels of attention to the most attractive men, says Mr Wang; all can find someone reasonably attractive. Men at the bottom of the ladder end up completely matchless.

>medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>In addition, it was determined that a man of average attractiveness would be “liked” by approximately 0.87% (1 in 115) of women on Tinder.

How do we fix this?

>ricky gervais
wish this cunt dead

nonce freak

pipe down karl

>How do we fix this?
We grow up.

Look at that hopeless but arrogant look they all have.

we're going to build a wall
and poseidon is going to pay for it

Deanos seem to manage fine.

like Churchill but what he did to Mosley was nothing short of criminal

It's another "German establishment trying to abolish democracy" episode

1. stop being ugly
2. stop being poor
3. stop being manlet
just fixed your problems retard

CROIKEY

I dont think it matters just get an Asian gf

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Atheism is awesome.

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why

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Maybe try talking to people in real life you sperg

exactly how it is in the picture will do
never says it has to fall to the ground

both pins underneath the painting

ever got catfished?

we start coping real hard

PREDATOR
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thats not hanging

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youtu.be/o0hrYD0p_7Q
Wish she would catfish me

me on the far right

if you use tinder fuck off
cant think of anything more asinine

Christians are child abusers

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BEEN A NEET FOR 3 DAYS CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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the lunch you ask?

half an M&S green thai chicken soup and a pouch of brown rice

bish. bash. bosh.

why?
its just making hookups easier

some ones stick
and some won't
they're innocent tunes
so leave them a thought for

and they're not shy
those songs about you
the times fly
... abound, oh
i'm not shy
and so

youtu.be/61GrbjeNc1E

based as

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didnt britain lose a major battle against turkey in ww1 how did that happen

just heard an amazing joke
you wouldnt understand, though

Give way to the fucking left

would involve crossing the hanging string.

>breaking the fast
Hello fatty

Smol brane theist: "I am sure that my personal religion's god is the one true god and all the shit in that holy text is real except when liberal media tells me its too strong (then it's just a metaphor haha)"

Smol brane athiest: "I am sure there is no god because there has been no evidence to suggest the existence of a god (in my lifetime or the extremely short-spanning lifetime of conscious human existence)"

Big brane agnostic: "there may a creator god or some sort of higher-power aliums out there who sparked life or even just a normal religion's god existing is within the realms of plausibility despite their being no evidence. To say with absolutely certainty either way is moronic"

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Scran

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Turkey had the better banter on match day

wrong

fundamental misunderstanding of atheistic and agnostic beliefs

>seperate plate compartiments for seperate food
ah yes love veing treated like an autist

would love some sushi right now why is it all dripping in sauce though?

Met an angel in a dream once that flew me through an ice gorge then attempted to rape me.

neckbeard cope

would cost about £40 in the UK for this rice and noodles

bet your nan was astandsborn

that little overhang in the middle is quite annoying though you gotta admit

is that coleslaw on top of rice

possible to be a theist without following any established religion or taking any texts as literal you duuuuuuumb shit

ffs are mark is back on the fobties

youtube.com/watch?v=TOH1rotuWPw

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Tastes good man

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>i'm just spiritual man
fuck off

being a virgin/incel in 2019 is exactly the same in terms of directed discrimination and public hatred as being homosexual in 1949

You are all boring me today.
Bye bye.

where the fuck does he get the money

>bento box
lmao
i do miss sushi though

aren't you an unironic "pagan"

youtu.be/APPKathobcs

That blows

No it’s crab

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thought he had them ban him from the premises

>been talking with cute Turkish girl through interpals for a few months
>eventually move to whatsapp
>she tells me that if I ever came to Turkey I could live with her (she lives alone)
>tfw the only thing stopping me from fertilizing Turkish eggs is the Atlantic
life aint fair

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I believe in God simple as.

>he isn't pagan

wins it i assume. i once won a £1000 bet and considered taking up gambling as a profession.

Honk honk iras la biciklan kornon

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Get a plane ticket you simp

taa and wijnaldum both injured lads

mark is a character portrayed by a wealthy baron in london

don't got 1600$ to spare. do plan on visiting there one day, but not any time soon.

Again with the fucking sushi

0800 174 543

Remember to call Gillette and tell them how much you and your wife's son enjoyed their latest advert.

Is ngubu doing ok?

Are you underage?

god bookies are so fucking grim
more sanitised and soulless than a hospital

need to WANK

>interpals
cant think of a single thing more virgin freak last resort than trying to fuck some green card applicant half way around the world

tell people I wear sambas but in reality they're spezial.

kino Mark

think he's banned from locals so drives 30-40 minutes to other branches

bennies, disability bennies and a bit of cash from his mum I think. tbf in this video he turns £3 into £300 odd

found the bitter incels.

who was the youtuber seaside mark had a feud with

did i hear someone say sambo? fucking blacks

Uuh sit down, it's called the Jeremy Kyle show.

WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND GET A JOB.

Here are the all important lie detector results.

Thoughts?

just use wijnaldum leviosa

Ross > Chandler > Monica > Joey > Rachel > dogshit > Phoebe

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