Write a haiku about this

Write a haiku about this

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Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck americans
Dumb and fat

McDonalds for all
You may have some Burger King
The Wendy's are mine

Old con makes it big
Scamming dumb americans
Eat up happy slaves

Fat american
You want hamburger?
Drumpf

One american showman
Invited many american showman once
Just for the show

Glory for the boys
Of winter hardships well fought
Now it's time for burgers

Hamburger man
Dumb and fat
Orange fag

>please clap

I buy many burgers
I am biggest burger
In burgerland

メリケンは
バーガーみたいに
真ん丸だ

I am fat and orange
I shart on the Resolute desk
My hands are tiny

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Fat Trump is happy
He served burgers to his guest
They'll fart in comfort

When you eat burgers,
You know that it's real football,
Not homo soccer

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Rahat on loppu
Presidentti tarjoaa
nyt roskaruokaa

I admit I laughed at this hard
good job

Based
And
Redpilled

kek and saved.

Lincoln was deeply concerned,
with the shit that went on in the House,
the show-man disturbing it's serenity
immorally advertized his sponsors
to the youth and the world.
The golden years are now
and they might not be valuable.

Burgers for burgers
Both the food and the people
Are greasy and weird

文化無き
混血の里
バーガーランド

What the fuck
Everything they
Believe -- True.

oh boy

Most ot these aren't even haiku.

すまないな
チキンとスイカが
出せなくて
(季語:スイカ)

t. Gregoryzwcwyxwyz-sama

スノーマン
バーガー食せば
アメリカ人

Snowman,
If he eats burgers
He'll be an American

Ο kαλύτεροτερος!

They played football with stars in their eyes
And they won the big tournament prize
But the government's shut
So eat burgers you mutts
If you're lucky we'll budget for fries

I am the Penguin
My overcoat is bigly
The bear, tru king

World we could have had
Will never exist, how sad
Because orange man bad

absolute kek

Do any of you know what a haiku is

>Haiku (俳句) About this soundlisten (help·info) (plural haiku) is a very short form of Japanese poetry in three phrases, typically characterized by three qualities:
>
>The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru).[1] This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas and a kireji ("cutting word") between them,[2] a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related.
>Traditional haiku often consist of 17 on (also known as morae though often loosely translated as "syllables"), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on, respectively.[3] (An alternative form of haiku consists of 11 on in three phrases of 3, 5, and 3 on, respectively.[citation needed]) >However, some authors are critical of the distribution of syllables[ambiguous], such as Vicente Haya or Jaime Lorente.[4]
A kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such terms.

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loving me burgers
loving me kikes
muds onto pikes

kek

room full of burgers
multiple different brands
american dream

Trump, a tan man with a shit hairstyle, with hanukkah candles or whatever, serving to a football team fastfood burgers
All that's missing is a couple of ARs and this would be the most American thing ever

Trump san
Haveing nice smile
Money desu ne

Show a picture of Trump celebrating, then show this pic next to it

Does anyone else get the impression that Drumpf may be a manchild?

This

horrible winter
a shiny orange lard face
betrayed by a woman

Lmao who cares fucking weebs

the chefs have all gone
unable to pay their way
now we eat junk food

We should unite this thread with something in /lit.

...

Happy rich man
His happiness on a plate
Winter in his Heart

Based and redpilled
President uncucked by the media
Defend America's Wall

Good. Saved.

not how haikus work

best one

Great thread

still no border wall
fat orange clown eats burgers
fuck amerimutts

ITT: Libtard faggots who wouldn't want some of this THICC Wendy's™ Beef.

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Fat American pig,
eats Macdonalds burger,
and has heart attack.

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