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Treating gays like people was a mistake.

sue

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>buzzword buzzword buzzword
it's like you're not even talking to a real human

>am lookin at minorities in the states innit
that's much more down to earth

why do disabled anglo people wear long shirts?

Haven't watched regular TV in years. Naught but the finest in Japanese animation for me.

what's a long shirt?

i know you rightwingers are stupid, but one was just some guy shouting it on TV, and the other is the President of the United States openly admitting to sexually assaulting a woman

youtube.com/watch?v=8vpNQjMwBWI

true detective
pure kino I must say

not even going to bother hatting this one

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theyre called thawbs and thats very disrespectful

is that thomas sowell?

I want an obsessive wife so bad

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yes, ironic isnt it? ironic... and sad

dumb crossposter

Didn't ask you so fuck OFF

I have been rejected from 5 graduate schemes at the final interview stage, and around 10 other in the run up to the assessment centres. I can't be fucking bothered anymore. I have no morale left. I spend hours practising to get rejected and all my efforts become completely redundant.

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my key skills? well i know how to make a pivottable in excel and i have my own spotify account

Worst haircut you've ever received?

For me, this barber in Newcastle somehow managed to give me a bowlcut. Not even a stylish bowlcut either. Was bullied relentlessly by my mates for WEEKS.

What movie is this

she's hot

wrong webm reee

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youtube.com/watch?v=-DkPn0nJKqc

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I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Benjamin, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in Lancashire. Please be in Lancashire.

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oi my ear is itching like madness im genuinely about to stuff a cotton bud up the drum

Gone Girl
good film

some afghan in a mobile barber van
didn't know what I expected but it was between my work and my house so I was hopeful it'd be decent enough

You never know these days.

i got one in china which was like a bowl cut with the sides really short
hated it

shut it

Ali barbers. Asked for a little bit off a few weeks ago and he took all of my fringe off. Was too pussy to say anything

not explicitly a haircut but i once dyed my hair bleach blond for glastonbury
looked positively freakish

how do you get someone so mad that they'll assault you?
I guess women had to figure that out since that's pushing the nuclear button and they're completely immune to the fallout
imagine having that in your arsenal, just take a jab and that fucker is done for, for good

Thanks mate

i would

dumb crossposter

listening to jpop kawaii heavy metal on the ol' radio (starlight-babymetal)
not the worst thing

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err have you seen the filme

youtube.com/watch?v=28QKrhrazhQ

you're welcome x

for me it's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Was watching amateur tranny porn the other night and towards then end he started drinking one of my favourite drinks (jack daniels fire). Kinda put me off it to be fair lowe benders drinking my drink

You can't prove that.

so so so glad i was never fooled into liking babymetal like i was kyary (by constant sync exposure)
so gay such a shit gay band

Most ITT never would've seen it otherwise, bud

Crossposters are the aggregators of quality content

essentially its the idea that marginalised groups should work together to achieve their aims. So feminists should be allies of black rights activists and so on.
Its a load of fucking bollocks to be honest

need a rorke v leftypol update STAT

You wouldn't

The one I've got right now. He just ignored everything I said and fucked my hair up

Why not just give yourself a buzzcut afterwards?

fuck off jeffrey

absolute state of our political system at the moment

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rorke destroyed
leftypol stopping brexit

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 38% (-)
CON: 35% (-3)
LDEM: 9% (-)
UKIP: 6% (+1)
Grn: 4% (-1)

via @KantarPublic, 10 - 14 Jan
Chgs. w/ Dec

ah I see. if they have similar goals, why not? what's wrong with the idea?

Cuz I've got scars all over my head sadly

ukip surge

yes i would i'm desperate for companionship

ay senpai what u want just fuck my shit up senpai say no more

she just wanna smoke and fuck
i said "girl, that's all that we do"

>polls
Load of arsegravy tbf

>polls outside of election times
For what purpose?

PM May's Brexit deal looks set to be roundly rejected by British lawmakers, with many members of May's own party expected to vote against it.

Standard Newcastle antics

Texting the ex
*starts doing the flossy*

Nice Post... Very beautiful as well.... Like your style, just know that u are alwayz welcome in my hood. I'm from Compton, California -- The home of Gangster Rap.... U seem down to earth, so I said to myself let me extend my greeting hand and say "what's up" to my homegirl on the other side of the map.... My name is Mike, my homies call me Black Mike..... Well, wanted to say hi

*gazes out at the sky with eyes full of wist*
*starts softly singing "crazy" by simple plan and weeping*

Because its all based on the assumption that theres a white male patriarchy responsible for everyones problems and that its oppressing everyone. The reality is none of these groups are marginalised anymore, in fact they actively have policies working for them that white men dont

WTF i hate Kent now!!!!

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Haha, it's PUKKA gear. Simple

i'm a law unto myself

Everyone views rebels as heroic and all that but when nations regularly had revolution I wonder what the average man thought of rebels

fucking hell lads turn on BBC news, theres been a murder on the orient express

i'm the most handsome person that has ever posted in /brit/

>May's deal fails the vote
>she gets 3 days to present a plan b
>two days media frenzy
>on the third day, EU reveals amendment
>May presents this as plan b
>gets voted through
don't believe me joe swash

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based

You would not

the average man was the rebel until the 1800s

>he doesn’t live in Kent
>he wasnt raised in Kent

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youtube.com/watch?v=o992FCtHUw8

What a song

yes i WOULD

Kent-ucky

reckon people were less sterile and indifferent than they are nowadays tbf

they look weird and got no chill

*starts handing out the good shit*
dont say i never gave you nuthin brit