/brit/

Heading back to the office tomorrow morning to arrange for the rest of the work to be done and I will let you know if I have any further questions or if you need any further information or if you need any more help or advice on shagging

amuse yourself by imaging that she'll accidentally call your name when she's cumming.

Fuck the Pope, fuck the ra and up the fucking Rangers

why do I look 14

come and play with your /brit/ friends :)

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I reckon I’m actually working for about 3 hours of my 8 hour shift. Take about 40 mins off for lunch, then I’ll browse the web, post on the chon, make a cup of tea or two for about 4 hours a day

met louis irl once, seemed like a top lad but definitely one of those people who's constantly busy with something

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Grim

nonce hunting genes

Is that Morata? Hate him.

oh shut up you absolute wetter

How can I stop my virginal lobe taking over my brain and stay cool and collected as the top shagger (currently having a break) I know I am?

I banged a mates ex a few months ago and I still don’t think he knows, he hasn’t brought it up if he dose at least.

Have a wank to it, I would

Name my Band

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whisker?

The difference is that there are lots of Soviet "crimes" like the holodomor that are made up

is this the Sun?

>44
wonder what robert pattinson is doing right now

Probably just turns her on that she's fucking a friend of mine. She is that kind of person, really horny and kinky.

Police

Fuck off nigger

>yank tries to make British politics about yank politics
fucking hate these creatures

Nah not me, I am present though

Sounds like a fun lass.

>Friend
Hahaha sure he is mate, spark that cunt out and laugh in your exs face like a real man

did he mog you?

True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

Undescended testicle probably. Did you get surgery for it?

>The difference is that there are lots of Soviet "crimes" like the holodomor that are made up
leftypol at his finest

Does it make you horny the fact she's getting railed by your mate? Do you miss her?

>brits can’t own guns

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Wonder if I can get chin surgery on the NHS if I say it's making me want to neck myself (haha)

should have called him a nonce enabler

Need evidence first. Can't be an aspie and come out with it, I'll sound crazy.

How would that help? It just leads to a cuck fetish.

Will start at 5 players

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Starting shag

The more you shag the more you shag, basically. The more you shag the more you can shag.

stole my mates gf who he introduced me to, been going 5 years and he's just depressed now. does feelbad desu

The holodomor didn't happen but it should have

got killed once by a dog

Yeah they probably fuck hard.

It's Pimms o'clock lads

Don't remember my ballot looking like this

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Someone try and steal my girlfriend I'd rip their fucking faces off like a crazed chimpanzee

What
Birds a heffer

>mark "sheep shagger" williams

heff together

what girlfriend, loser

>nearly 9 years since huns won the SPL
fishing at this

screeching

oi

alri josef

ooh your hard

Jumped off the shag wagon couple of years ago dumping the gf with nothing lined up now I can't seem to get back on it unless I go abroad but fucking raging

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Down to gross mismanagement that really

when will the belgians be held accountable for their atrocities in the congo?

What makes you think they're riding then and I'll tell you a respectable response

>I can't seem to get back on it unless I go abroad

What does that mean? Prostitutes?

>Want some lunch, user?

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need new trainers

I banged y mate's wife all the time they were together, known her since we were kids.

She divorced him and moved to Ireland though, shame she was handy when I felt like a bit of strange. Also only natural blonde I've ever fucked.

Women literally throw themselves at you after a break up in my experience

Did the jewish advertising agency alienate the consumer base again

Hello ma friends hou is life treatin ye? Wha here is from scotland?

Rorke on a mad one

Saw a video on one of our mutual friend's Instagram that looks like them two snogging. Quality is shite but it's possible it's them.

Being Belgian is punishment enough, like imagine being from a made up country lmao

only 2 more players required (though more welcome)

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Be happy you know she's a whore

stop doing this

That's the difficult bit.. Getting the ball rolling again

Once you are in active shags then it's easy to acquire more shags, even more than you want.. But it's just that beginning stage of getting the shag ball rolling again

haha alri grandpa time to take your medication

Don't care, unloading my anger at protestants via this football feud is more important than actually knowing the ins and outs of the clubs

i like my odds of blasting some nigs and getting away with it

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fortnite party at barons

thoughts on the Armenian Genocide?

seething chauvinists

I broke up with my gf of 4 years about 2 months ago now and I’ve slept with 3 women since. I’m still salty that I dated her for my entire 3 years of uni, that was probably the easiest pussy I was ever going to get.

My shaggers licence gets reinstated the moment the wheels come off the tarmac
Yeah it's true but I moved somewhere with just lads and old people and the cobwebs came back

Shag toil potentially on the cards (with my ex)

Honestly based.

They deliberately starved themselves to death while they were getting marched through the desert

Is there another /brit/ active? Why's this one so slow?

i simply just do not see myself not wanking five minutes from now

just been issue a 6 month shagging suspension

gfberg has got me booked in for shag toil this evening

>toill all day
>finally get home
>shagtoil there to greet me

I like trump desu

Name one bad thing hes done

won't this just mean a lot of car accidents and shit