What is objectively the best Italian region?

What is objectively the best Italian region?

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the thumbnail region

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cisalpine gaul

Shithole

Pls don’t evoke them

Veneto
t.errone

South Tyrol, but it's not italian, so i guess it doesn't count?

Liguria

Alto Adige probably
German autism + basically no taxes make it a very rich region

>it's not italian

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>South Tyrol
Do you mean Alto Adige?

Apulia
t. terrone grandpa

It's actually sudtirolo in italian

Vallé d'Aoste, no competition

you have to choose: shitty weather and sad landscape but good economy / society, or good climate landscape but subhumanish economy /society. and with great irony the region that qualify in the middle of one category go in the middle in the other category as well. I personally like veneto

>shitty weather

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>no sea
>germans

automatically discarded

actually the best region where to live is Emilia-Romagna

>he thinks tyroleans are germans

brainlet lol

shut up kraut

This

>muh sea

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south tirol

Switzerland

more like pic

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we are not germans, we are Tyroleans, the closest to us are Bavarians

Italy

Based comrade
Forza Bologna

shut up kraut

Funnily enough it was the South to be covered by snow a couple weeks ago

Loss se di tschinggala, sein eh olls lei fockn

>the closest to us are Bavarians
your dialect sounds a bit weird tho

t. Bavarian

The Black Speech...

win the war next time :^)

Are their lips cracked and black

Lombardia>South Tyrol>Piemonte>Aosta>Veneto>SHIT

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Why is Italy an anthro animal?

Trento here
It's shit

Tirol, Udine and Veneto, Mountain parts.

I was there last week, skiing in Cortina, and doing the Sellaronda

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Its fucking beauitful

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Lombardy, Piedmont, or Liguria.

I miss skiing

I go to Forni Di Sopra every year for 3 months as a Waiter. There is Ski in the village but its like only 4km long. You don't know how Free I felt skiing in hundreds of maps . You should try it again. Its not that expensive.

1. Aosta Valley
2. Toscana
3.Piemonte

In this order

>Its not that expensive.

yes it is

>I was there last week, skiing in Cortina, and doing the Sellaronda
>Eastern European
>Skiing
Even worse
>Eastern European NEET
>Skiing

In last october i've spent one week between Bologna, Rimini and San Marino. It was very lovely and beautiful.

At least to visit it's umbria
Tuscany a shit

emilia romagna and veneto

the worst one: l*mbardy

toscana

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Bitch I ski since I was 3. I even did it in your country. I remember all the snow on your mountains, representing your national flag all over!

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why do americans have a permaboner for florence? there are other cities in italy. rome is more beautiful for example

I lived there for 10 months, its personal bias

But it and the surrounding region were very comfy, like Prato, Siena, or Lucca

Rome is not that big of a deal if you don't like Florence either.

My parents were in Sicily and they liked it, tho they said "Its even poorer than Romania"

Paris or Madrid

Lots of american exchange is to Florence

Sicilia

also this, theres a ton of "universities" in small buildings aorund the city

I can tell by you fucking n8ggers that you've never been to Italy if you say mouth-breathing garbage like "Tyrol" or "Aostia"

I am 100% Italian and the furthest north that is considered comfy is Udine and that place is a boring shithole, even the main piazza is deserted right now and the best view of the city on top of the castello barely has 4 people up there at a time even though it's a great area for concerts and such.

In fact, the only city worth living in (from my Italian perspective) that is north of the Milano line would probably be Trieste, but when you are living there you feel a bit isolated and more like you're in Istria than italy proper. My 3 years living in Trieste since I'm a merchant dock ship worker was filled with talking to Slovenians working in Monfalcone. I also got charged 15 Euro randomly while driving to work because the random cell phone tower near Sistiana makes your provider think that you have crossed borders into Slovenia.

Apart from that, Milano is shit and grey. Firenze and Roma are tourist shitholes and if you think Roma is better than Firenze you already made me gag in my mouth again like this french faggot saying Aostia valley.

t. 100% italian

Roma è la più bella città del mondo ma apparte questo hai ragione

prove you're italian by telling us how to cook pasta properly, and what are the most famous pasta sauces reciepes

Firenze is absurdly touristy, but is still a nice city

a shithole it isnt

Met some of the most obnoxious Americans when I visited Florence. One guy in the hostel who didn't speak a word of Italian after studying there for a year, and another DUDE WEED retard who ONLY wanted to find weed in Florence. I helped him find some because he didn't speak Italian.

High part of Po valley

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Rome is a shithole

Campania

emilia and trentino are some of the highest standard of living in europe
Veneto and friuli are good too
especially trieste,parma,bozen and trento
Rest is a shithole

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Campania

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Yea but are you 100% Italian?

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You forgot Belluno

Veneto

this is the perfect answer desu.
big wealth and comfy life will come to you if you live in these areas.

the closer to the cities, the more you will risk spawning in a very rich or poor family, and you will have more access to entertainment, drugs, fun, crime.
so I'd say it's a double edge

Why are Austrians butthurt about South Tyrol? Obvious the people there care more about being fake Italians with tax incentives than real Austrians with normal taxes

Tsingalla gotta be a super funny word

Cute, but where do you find red to complete the flag?

T. I don't know como

I lived for a few years in Emilia Romagna. Bologna is real nice despite the commie vibe and Forli is a quaint vacation spot

It actually comes from "cinque"

Who wouldn't want to keep their taxes, they're not allowed to give them to Austria anyways, so the next best option is to keep them to yourself.

Milan (Lombardy) ofc

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Fuck off, mutt

for me, it's liguria

Veneto, where my dear family is from. There is a small village there named after my family and they own the place pretty much.

It might just be Puglia.

Polenta btfo

The horror

The terrone.

When will it be the time for Naples?

never lol

Piedmont

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None
This garlic smelling Med shithole will be nuked in the future, right togehter with their racial brothers from Al-Saud

>born in the most beautiful country in the world
>ended up in the only part that's gray, faceless, depressing and identical to every other large multicultural metropolis in the first world
>still tries to defend it because muh terroni
JUST

Trieste.

a country where a single terrone is present can't be the most beautiful in the world