*Backs you into a corner*

>France doesn't have a respectable military culture

I won't take the bait

Lol

Oh of course sir, since i was a little boy i wanted to become a bounceman for banana companies how could you tell

I want to be a marine so I can murder third worlders and get away with it, then come back to a comfy military base in Europe and get away with raping several women because yurpoors are weak cucks and need our """protection""".

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>Bait
Lol no.

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based

>US army unironically bait kids with video games

Makes you think

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Well yes you are right. I have a spine so I can't serve Israel.

women are in the marines so you know

>get barely ok pay for essentially being on the job 24/7/365.
>get to travel to other places, remain behind the wire in the same type of base. Are you in Idaho? Are you in Iraq? It doesn't matter, it's the same bullshit.
>"fun" is when people are shooting at you, or trying to kill you in some other ways. Oh, or that one time (maybe) when you get to blow something up.
>get to deal with the VA afterward
>get to retire early because your knees/back/hearing is fucked up

Yes, there are some smart people in the military who use it to make a career or advance themselves, but the vast majority of them are idiots (that's why they recruit in high schools: the sooner they get'm, the less the kids realize how fucked army life is compared to regular life) and just waste their twenties/thirties doing a pointless, thankless, no-experience-building job.

I can imagine boomers sharing this on facebook

>get to eat crayons everyday

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I want to be a marine so i can travel the world, meet with different people everyday, shoot guns.

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pussy faggots

Gonna be joining the Marines as an officer next year as soon i finish my degree. Doing the OCS route

Come on France, don't be like that.
You guys have a long, and successful history together.

I did JROTC in highschool, so I'm qualified to be promoted to private first class as soon as I enlist.

you're right I don't

>Hey faggot, I bet you don't have what it takes to be a mariiiiin
Yes, as i don't have an american citizenship, i cannot join your criminal organization.
Besides, oceans are filthy, fishes are fucking in it.

I could kill any of those faggots with my left hand.
*dabs*

test

>Muhreens

youtube.com/watch?v=Akx3uwhohmU

Lmao

>get some action
you mean getting blown up by an ied or killed in a green on blue attack, even if you're a tier 1 sf operator

Excalibur?

Should be spelt "spelt"

It's pretty shitty being enlisted. I was enlisted in the army before getting out to go to school on the GI Bill and come back as an officer.
If the military is really your plan just keep doing ROTC and be an officer

>Desk jockeying
Lol no.

>flag
Please dont

It's The United States Air Force Order of the Sword
Lacking culture, the USAF invented this ceremony and honour in the 1960s, claiming it is based on the British Order of the Sword (never existed, America made it up) and the Middle Ages Swedish chivalric Order of the Sword (never existed, America made it up).
For some reason the swords are always comically sized and designed. It's usually awarded to high ranking officers

Yanks are honestly so fucking weird

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I've thought about joining the Chair Force after I get my degree. Don't give a shit about serving muh cunt, just wanna travel overseas and get benefits
But I don't wanna get yelled at and don't wanna run a lot, is there a pussy path they have?

>implying infantry officers aren't on the ground doing shit

i always wanted to join the military
but i think i'll only do it if we go to war with mexico or something

I’m actually Russian.

Soon.

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>the US
>a respectable military history

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Women marine? Did they lower physical requirements like with cops and firefighters?

>223 years at war
>Over 200 wars fought
>Literally 2 lost

Women can join, but the corps gives them lots of freebies. They don't even shave.

>this is what Americans believe

Which wars did you lose?

>War of 1812
>Vietnam
That's literally it.

>France
>trying to say literally anything about military history
Mother fuckers have Napoleon then think they're hot shit

>gets their ass saved twice by America
cope harder frog.

t. le monqui de'l surrender

well, i do have my grandpas SS Uniform in the attic. If its for a handsome fella like you, i might as well just throw it on one more time. -.o

>they don't even shave
And that's a bad thing?

What about Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Somali Civil War, and Russian Civil War?

Moral of the story is that female infantry was a mistake.

10 marines = 1 Finnish soldier
10 Finnish soldiers = 1 FLIGHT WARMAN

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Did you win those?

merchant marine > navy marine

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