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reminder to filter germany

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bit autistic of an OP post isn't it

Sorry bro, I see her for the first time

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Made this

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And another bites the dust...

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>tfw no goth/grunge/punk/alternative gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fuck this world

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would you kiss her cummy lips for 10k cash?

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Just looked out the window and saw a cute arab girl...

going to replace the GFs laptop hdd with an SSD
thoughts?

how many dicks has she taken while you where half way across the world?

0

cope

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solid idea

Why are American boys good at making jokes :3 ?

nonsensical post

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No, i'm not a cuck or smth
I think she saves too much data (i mean selfies, videos, movies etc) on her PC so dont replace it.
I think ssd is for software.

g8 music

it's an old shitbox, will mirror her HDD on my external
might even convince her to try LINUX

it is so tiring

tell me about it, i did legs yesterday and damn, i have some epic DOMS rn, i love it

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>tfw no goth/grunge/punk/alternative gf to force me into letting go and living life at its fullest
>tfw no goth/grunge/punk/alternative gf who acts like she's an alpha girl in public but is submissive around me

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why are you lying?
like for what purpose

>convince her to try LINUX
please dont
using Linux is pain in ass (im using it everyday)

uhmm, not lying....

Life's what you make of it, user.

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>using Linux is pain in ass

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> 2019
> working legs

Real talk can’t wait for Thursday to be over so I can hit the gym again. These exams are killing me.

mmhhhh idk i think using kubuntu or mint or some shit like that is pretty easy peasy.
i mean all she ever does is watch youtube or look at picture or write something in word

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kubuntu uses old DE afaik
i would install xubuntu

>mint
this DE's ui is horrible in my opinion

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based, there should be state sponsored gyms on every street corner and it should be mandatory to go there once a week.

i did it for a long time
i refuse to spend another minute browsing linux forums to fix problems

Bullying. Harassment. Is this the best a man can get? It's only by challenging ourselves to do more, that we can get closer to our best. To say the right thing, to act the right way.

How does it feel having an iq below 90?

I agree

what about state sponsored "how not be a virgin loser" camps haha
that might actually help you

> state sponsored gyms

Whey should also be subsidized.

My wife was taking a shower. So I jumped in and started to wash her back. She said what are you doing!?! I told her that I was maintaining the dishwasher!!!

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fuck off, cunt

about what

i actually LOLd at this
Isn't that what "state sponsored" means?
i want to gyms to be maintained and provided for by the state

Is filtering by flag possible on mobile?

Tru.
I've used gentoo and i tired.

I should work and dont browse fuckign forums for fixing linux' internal problems.

off to class. hope I see some thots that I can masturbate to later when I get home

I've heard the feeling is similar to fucking your moms pussy every night.

Generally state sponsored implies that the state funds something completely. A subsidy is generally when the state provides wealth to keep the price of something low.

I agree with your socialized gym idea, I also think whey should be subsidized so it isn’t so damn expensive.

with enough autism

Dont filter me :(

thats disgusting

I would do it for free.

just use macOS
the thinking man's linux

asco

Agreed
I would use it but i dont that rich :)

>tfw spilled chips on the floor and too lazy to clean them up
probably get bugs or something

hackintosh

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i'm not*

I want to filter the attention whoring German. You’re alright.

just read something very autistic from a canadian polak Jow Forums refugee

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i really really like the tight lipped wojak pic. He's so cool

Mexican men...

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imagine being so autistic that you can't comprehend that someone might not want to interact with you

i want one as a bf

asco

imagine being autistic enough to have made this post

>N-N-NO Y-Y-YOU
kys german faggot rofl

Are you cute?

Hey you horny bareback cunts and pozz insemination mares, your godofpozz is bringing to you his viscous cum pozz gift.

I've been Pumping my pozzseed into the twitching cum-hungry rectum cunts of horny techno boys for quite a long time. I've fertilisated many willing (and unwilling) bottom boys with my HIV-cum and pumped them my HIV-semen deep into the rectum like a high power steam pump.
That was hot and I've injected salvation into many.

I don't even have to use hot pozz-tricks because i ram my giant cock directly hard into the ass cunt until the rectum swells and bursts with blood.

Now I Search for little horny, moist and pozz-willing fuck-sacrifice mare ass-cunts all over Germany!!! In which I can inject my Semen like a gift of the Cum-God. I want to fling my viscous, thick, yellow HIV-laden slime package in your dripping, bleeding anal cunts (horny).

Before starting the insemination process, I make a small cut into your anus' mucous membrane so that the HIV baby can implant itself into you really horny!!! Your life for the HIV Baby cum!!!!

I want to pump my glowing cum so deep into you that your whole rectum bursts and your guts are overfilled.

I am so horny right now and want to do it again, and inseminate again, and spout my pozz mucus all over you.

Write me a hot PM so that my pozz semen pumps while i read it. I am mobile in the whole of Germany and can build my insemination station everywhere to inject the pulsating cu

imagine copeseething

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pa k no respondes

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are u a macho boy

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How old were you lads when you lost your virginity and to what ethnicity?

16, Canadian white

i dont have any
no

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21
White American

LOL

fune

me hace feliz ese pepe

Which state was she from

>100205839
Who said you could reply to me, virgin?

if it was my cum

what should we do with the incel problem

what is this?

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east asians being creeps as always

California

Champion positive male role models and stop demonizing masculinity.

Incredible lewdness

literally no one demonizes masculinity

BASED nips

Hey fellow Americans, have you remembered to renew your car's extended factory warranty? I've been getting calls from Car Dealer Services for months and they just don't want to renew my 2001 Saturn SL1, hopefully they'll renew yours!

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Yikes

haven't had the healthiest diet the past few days
extremely stinky farts and messy poops today

should change that

~•^°^comfy rain is finally back^°^•~
jerks got my hopes up promising a monday-thursday rainstravaganza


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Become vegan, not an vegetarian (:

>Incels think the media demonizes masculinity
>Incels also think Chads, the embodiment of masculinity, exist

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thank GOD im a man