Without googling, what do you know about Malaysia? Would you come to Malaysia to impregnate pic related...

Without googling, what do you know about Malaysia? Would you come to Malaysia to impregnate pic related? There's too many of them so please take them back home. You can keep at least 2 per trip.

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What do I know about Malaysia? I know where it is on the map, and that you guys speak Malay, and that you have a king elected from provincial kings.

Not much tbqh, but yes I'd take any one of them provided they had somewhat decent personality.

im here right now. desu its just cleaner but more expensive indonesia.

Where are you from?

germany

I think like technologically strong, ehm, relatively wealthy

Like a First-ish World Indonesia with more chinks

Malaysia ? More like Malingsia

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>All Chinese because Malay girls are all ugly
LMAO

Disgusting? Do you know what Aurat is? Astagfirullah.

decent is too general, could you specifically tell me what do you seek?
why would you come here? thailand is a stone throw away.
>wealthy
nope
sounds singapore
>implying I'm gonna show the Malays to be sold to foreigners.
My intention are so all the chinksect to be out from this country and the best Malay girls are kept to ourselves.

Based, but "sold"? What do you mean.

malaysian women don't look like that

>decent is too general, could you specifically tell me what do you seek?
Someone who won't cheat or nag all the time, that's about it.

They are of Chinese descent

Well, chinksect are a commodity. You can fuck and dump them for sharks feed, their organs can be harvested since there's billions of chinks just from mainland alone (mh370 is a way to harvest onboard chink), not accounting the fobo, migrated chinksect and diasporas, just like those flying termites attracted to light source at night.
ch*nksect does looks like that. would you keep them and bring them back home? not refundable or returnable, but you can replace them. I'm clearing chinksect stock here.
>who won't cheat or nag all the time
this is rare and hard to find nowadays especially among chinksect ethnicity. based on experience.

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are they women(male)?

does it even matter? most are women(female) because the women(male) are already migrated to either Taiwan or Australia

>why would you come here? thailand is a stone throw away
thailand is fucking gay dude, its not even comparable to proper SEA

Yeah I went there. in KL, police asked me my ID, never go again haha.

>implying it's a bad thing
>encouraging bul* coming here for aktiviti persundalan
t. retard

it's the part of the indonesian archipelago we didn't control
their language (bahasa malaya) is related to javanese and indonesian
muslim majority
orangutangs
they've got a weird cyclic monarchy system

I'll be there in about 2 months. What do I need to know?

Plan on seeing around Penang and Malacca at least.

kuala lumpur, good f1 track and SEA monkeys, very attractive seamonkeys on that picture

>What do you know about Malasia
I know that you have a country going on.
>Would you impregnate pic related?
No im too loyal to my waifu (pic related)

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I knew that there is a cute princess in Malaysia thanks to the autistic Italian

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Malaysia truly asia, ad campagin and that's about it.

I'm in malacca right now. its nice but ultimately you can see all of old town in a day and there isnt much to do besides that other than relax. stay the fuck away from klebang beach. I went there today after being baited by wikitravel into thinking I could fly an anime kite there only to realize the place is a deserted dump with fuck all happening and absolutely no anime kites.
stick to ATMs attached to banks (not convenience stores, say). got my credit card hacked on my first day here using an ATM next to a 7/11.

Thanks, that's actually good advice.
Have to admit I was imagining flying a gay little kite myself after reading the page but I'll take it with a grain of salt then, and use official ATMs.
Any place that was actually surprisingly fun?

please shave, it's gonna get hotter in the following months and foreigners are known to sweat and smells.
Penang and Malacca? Why would anyone go to that tourist trap overpriced shit (although you don't feel much of the overcharged on you because they are sneaky bastards), unless you love to visit your colony, just avoid and go somewhere else.
Buses are more cheaper to travel around. Free buses at KL centre but they're crowded with Bangladeshi. Malaysia is actually more family-friendly oriented compared to party, wild sex and habbenings of Thailand, so please expect slow and calm pace. Learn the difference between locals and Indonesians dialects so you won't be disappointed.
A detailed insights of Malaysia and must visits and experience can be watched through youtube by a lesbian couple "Beer for Breakfast".
anime kite are available at Sabah. That's bad. Sounds like it's a recent thing that happen in the past month of bank hacking.

You got 9 Kings.

most fun I had in malacca specifically was either food related (I can recommend Madras Cafe near little india where you can get amazing chicken fried noodle for like a dollar and if you want to be pricey and non-authentic the Baboon House which is sort of a hidden gem you would normally walk past. dont get the signature burger, its trash, go for the pork belly one) and walking along the river at night just taking in the atmosphere. if youre in a group there are MLP decorated tricycles cruising around here blaring kpop while you ride, it looks like an amazing time but not something you can do alone desu.

in KL i was surprised by the ecological park next to KL tower which no one ever mentions for some reason. it has bridges high up criss crossing the park so you get a nice view without paying 100 fucking RM to get up KL tower.

>That's bad. Sounds like it's a recent thing that happen in the past month of bank hacking.
yeah my bank said something similar. no big deal anyway, I came with 3 other cards and they only stole like 300$AUS before I locked the hacked one which I will likely be getting back by my bank. still an avoidable annoyance if you know about it.

did you go to the vietnamese prostitute house?
in the history book, you did control Malacca and region to the south and after the certain agreement with the recently arrive bong from India, then the land divided.
> weird cyclic monarchy system
on the state level, it's a normal monarchy, on the national level, it's the "cyclic monarchy system"
every Sultans gets their turn to be the Supreme Sultan. Just imagine how the Pope of Vatican are picked.
pic are not seamonkey, they're chinkoid
you're missing big chance.
no cute princess here, thank you.
Sultans. Kings are angl*id.
>the ecological park next to KL tower
because most of the normalfags locals expects you to sightseeing the "modern part of malaysia" instead of the nature ones. You could make a review about the forest thingy so their mental image of "foreigners needs only the modern city" will be shattered.

I know that they are muslims and that all muslims must hang

they post hardcore webms on 4channel because they are immature.

Tell me a destination and I will go there. I've got nothing to lose.

Petronas.

If they have low standards of course.

their standard are as long as you're white. don't compare them with mainland chinese.

Sometimes I want to visit Malaysia becuause to me it's been the most likable SEA country and looks like the melting pot of all E&SE Asia

I get Malaysia and Indonesia mixed up. Both are Muslim countries in the East Indies

B-but ethnic Chinese in Malaysia are not the same as Chinese in Mainland China...

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they are similar.

Malaysia is a constitutional monarchy located in South-East Asia, bordering Thailand on the Asian Mainland, and Indonesia in the Island of Borneo. Singapore, which used to be a part of Malaysia, is across the Singapore strait.

No, I don't want to impregnate anyone, I don't want to reproduce.