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testosterone is good for you

would be an absolute bucket o laughs I tells ya
I miss his apocalyptic autism and the way he spoke like he had a scrunched up sock in his mouth

rimmed the gfs bumhole last night lads

A spink is a cross between a Chinese and a Mexican. A spinker is like whatever the hell Tiger Woods is.

boomers are unironically the most based generation:
>when young protest for their rights
>when old vote for parties in their own interest even if it bothers youngins
just based, all other generations after them are just bitches

Impeding me in my duty? You'll share the punishment!

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did the nigger pretend to do the crime

taste?

skips

/brit/ supports the struggle of single mothers nationwide

older brother useta come home and play super Funtendo
bullied me in front of his friends

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MAMMARIO!!!

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DJ KHALED

Nice quads.

All our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours, whereas all the testing says not really

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It's actually attacking the Anglican church, not any particular race. I thought you lads would spot the Republicanism in the tone

dubs dubs quads

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my lunch :)

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dads bugging me again

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Are you talking about the irish?

eggs look a bit underdone

Remember I cut a cyst on my back and this stuff came out.

Noice. Do you use the creme fraiche method too?

NUESTRA NACIÓN ES SABER QUE VIVIMOS

yeah they are, I won't lie

I thought they would cook a bit more with the residual heat while I cleaned the pan as well but oh well, still edible

eggs look about perfect, bread looks about povvo

Hey Brits
What do you think about this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=bbHYrDS9-0s

ugly runt
same situation as jennifer aniston or scarlett johansson
no idea why they're considered attractive when there's so much better

Pleb this is how scrambled eggs should be, creamy

hate that povvo bread. mum buys waitrose fancy sliced bread that looks better

dunno why everyone says trainers are comfortable, find good pair of boots more comfortable

White guy with Chinese wife.
AMA (I will only reply to posts with proper punctuation)

Off to Manchester for a night out next weekend, don’t really know what to expect tbf

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For me it's Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina, Consortionis Populorum Princeps, Fidei Defensor

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>le gordan ramsey methud!!!
>on da heat!!
>off da heat!!
>oh you shit yourself with painful diarrhea afterwards by the way!!
>haha dude keep stirring it like a risotto!!
>ugh bro why don't you like gordan ramsey!?! dude look at this fucking egg video haha dude he's so SMART uGHHHH!!!!

make my scrambled eggs in the microwave
saves time

>White guy with Chinese wife.
>AMA (I will only reply to posts with proper punctuation)

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>mum buys

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>finish the "moms" set on xhamster
>scroll down to new "moms" set
>do this for three hours edging

hehe not a healthy lifestyle but i love moms hehe

Observe: pure autism

would love some scrambied egberts right now lads
some yummy egberts scrambied up with a bitty salt and a bitty peppipots and a little bitty butter on the pan
would make my tumtum very happy indeed, yes it would

bluepilled fagot

Yanks boil their water in the microwave

need a full stop between "punctuation" and the closing parenthesis
but you cant reply to this cos im not using punctuation hahaha reply if youre not gay

Miss living in the countryside, stuck in a city now for work but I’ll move back home when I want to settle down.
Pic related the view from my window.

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what's stoping you lad?

It’s way faster 2bh

t. """foodies"""

How much of a virgin freak are you?

I picked at the blackheads on my forehead and now I have scars.
AMA

James O'Brien going off on Brexiters again on LBC. Can't be stopped that man. Lunatic.

How do people do this I just get bored

>blackheads
just squeeze them

test my resolve...

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Tarq

Creamy is the gayest, most soy word in the word lads. Just imagine this scene playing out in your head:

*Sips milkshake*
>Mmm... Ooh it's so creamy! *said in a really faggy voice

>hills
For me, it's

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I have a mom fetish but am not attracted in the least bit to my own

what does that say about me?

This is your mind on yank

*looms over you*

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got fresh sheets tonight lads
*tries to flick my fingers but just makes an awkward flappy noise*
heh

I'm inbetween, i love the quiet but I hate having to drive everywhere

Love being able to just fall out of bed and walk anywhere, but hate how busy and packed cities are

the amazing atheist looks like THAT?

you would imagine that scene playing out in your head you gay boy

Arse is creamy (with semen) (I'm bent)

Never had blackheads or any kind of spots, got pretty lucky had some mates who looked like a pizza during secondary school.

imagine being dominos or wendys right now when only mcdonalds gets credit for the presidential dinner

it's impossible not to on amphetamine

Just spent the morning in Bradford city centre. Grim.

name?

Is there anything worse than going to a small-town/city uni? I mean if it's like durham or exeter where you'll probably get a good job it's worth it, but for a low rank uni you're better off going to a big city one so you can at least enjoy stuff rather than going out to the same 2 clubs every other night

you need test to get spots

Do you live in Lincolnshire or something?

good goys, help train facial recognition even more

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Yep.

like most british city centres

imagine being so salty about it you try and jump on the bandwagon for some retweets
twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1085213382192627717

So what do you call something when it's creamy then manchild?

Orb spider

Just spent the morning in Rhyl city centre. Lovely.

food shortages soon

love a bit of fry and laurie
thats the individuals themselves and their sketch programme titled "a bit of fry and laurie"

you got no clue dawg

Hunts

5'9'' vs 6'0''

He's a sneering tosser. His condescending insulting tone doesn't work and hasn't worked for three years so why continue?

How much do you think I can get away with putting down as a private expense on a self-assessment tax return

Putting all my tech purchases down as office equipment