/dixie/ - Southern US + Frands

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morning yall. what edition?

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Cofe time edition

oohweee

*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
MOOOOM GO AWAY! I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING PEWDIEPIE

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hahahahahaha I like this. Virginia what is on the agenda today? what you up to?

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listen to this
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>Al Green
>Born: April 13, 1946, Forrest City, AR

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the ol' humpday routine

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are you a g man?

no

Can anyone recommend a good route to cycle in southern US? Maybe 800 - 1000 miles long. I have thought about cycling from NO to Atlanta before but there is not much in between the two cities. Not sure there is much point in turning up in somewhere like Monroeville AL.

I would like to go in oct/nov so have to consider the weather too,

the Appalachian Trail maybe?

>Appalachian Trail
good suggestion.

Is that not more of a hike? I would like to pick up a few of the major cities if possible. Bonus points for getting to go to a few college football games.

I thought the AT was chock full of yank hippie millennials.

mobile to dc

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yeah but for a bike ride through the area? would look nice

Potential but Mobile would require extra effort to get to. I like this loop because Atlanta is convenient to start and finish in. I won't be doing it this year anyway so plenty of time to plan

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Be sure to pick up a riffle for safety. You never know but just to be safe.

/shitxie/

all these newposters are garbage i want the times where dixie would 404 before reaching 100 posts

crunch time over huh buddy?

brother tells that americans boast about working constantly but never work more than like 4 hours and all the actual work is done by migrants

I'm still here bb

I dunno, it's a hiking trail though, not like it matters too much whose on it. Aren't you pretty much a hippie anyway?

anyway im gonna fuck off now cause Jow Forums really isnt good on my psyche while im tired
here is some music you filthy animals

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/westernturkiniums/

wow what a blast from the past :^)

your brother is a gaylord who lived in Seattle

he also makes way more money then (you) and is married with a house and a car

How do I get an Ankara gf

>Aren't you pretty much a hippie anyway?
Nou. Only thing I share with them is my dislike of haircuts.

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okay i suppose i can do a little bit of /dix/

i would advise you to go to ankara first
the '''males'''' in ankara are fucking pathetic brown manlets mostly so the competition there is not even fair lmao
beware though, ankara is a boring city filled with anatolDOG landmines, you really need to sift through those subhumans to find yourself a qt secular western turkiniums gf

how long is your hair? I'm curious now

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Like two thirds down my back at this point. Gonna have to cut it once it reaches belt level methinks.

all of the cute artsy Turkish girls on the app I use seem to be from there, so it made me curious. Since it's the capital I thought it might be less shitty than the rest of Anusholeia.

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probably yes.. you said you were greek, is it all curly?

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ankara is a transition city, so its like one third i would say western turkish and two thirds anatolian, the girls there give a more conservative vibe in contrast to istanbul/izmir (more like loosemir lmao) but are still degenerate to some extend, it might be hard for a foreigner to find a gf there though.
The city itself is kinda like las vegas in the way that its one giant mass of building in the middle of a steppe desert with nothing close around it, its also like washington DC because most of the jobs consist of working for the government or the army so the entire place is just bureucrats and government workers and their houses so there isnt much to do.
If you want a turkgf, definitely go for izmir cause those sluts over there will do anything to just show to people how western and european they are including fucking a foreigner for no apparent reason
plus lotta greek genes
Fuck izmir noone likes those insufferable cunts

"I am Greek" is a meme. I'm mainly German stock.

>Washington DC except in a desert
okay yeah I've changed my mind, Izmir it is.

Is an "artificial" city like DC or was it already important before the capital was moved there?

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nope
it was a shitty fort in the middle of nowhere that we built up after the republic was founded
almost nothing of historical importance there except for ataturks mausoleum
i mean there isnt anything historical left in izmir aswell after the great fire, all they have is a shitty and short clocktower

oh I get ya. that doesnt get in your way when you're working outside?

Not really. I can always do a ponytail if it does.

what facial features separate the different types of turkish people

getting much snow this year? seen any moose?

>Tooka burger back home
>Left the iced tea on the counter when paying

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>getting much snow this year?
Sadly not. Canada is in a weird state right now because the west is super warm by our usual standards whereas the east is basically in the ice-age right now. Newfoundland got like 50cm of snow a while back.
>seen any moose?
Went hunting with my dad a while ago and got a big cow. Also saw a little bull with a partially blonde coat which was interesting.

none because turks are mutts
you can tell peoples heritage through their face though, and go through there

do yall eat moose there? and if yes, how much meat is on one?

Yeah, I pretty much never buy beef just because you can get better quality meat for cheaper by hunting. Last moose ended up being like 500lbs of meat after it was butchered, but that's unusually large.

About one moose worth of steak

mmmmm stew for meat enough for about 2 years of non stop stew. fffffuuuuuuuck. pretty jealous.
shush you. hows it been up there?

Igloo church

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Fairly good, spent the afternoon with a pal from Hérault who's staying at a nearby ski ressort for a week
Have more and more responsibilities at work so I guess I'm doing it right, I feel like I could ask for an official higher ranked position in the kitchen but the effort/money ratio isn't worth it considering this all ends in April anyway

How 'bout you then

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what do you like to use to hunt moose?

If ancient Greeks were Christians church

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pretty good. been gardening and starting some seed plants for this years garden. doing to try to start some lavender too but I've heard it can be tough to start. we will see. its raining today so I am inside now.

ATHENS
OF
THE
SOUTH

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kayrinçe

Does anyone here live in a city which name comes directly from somewhere in Europe?

fäg

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Hey ya'll, i want to move to the Dixie states soon.
Which one has the least Niggers and the most old school Confederate waving people?

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Tfw Yanks stole centuries old parts of based MED cloisters to put them in their cold museums

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I actually don't have my PAL so my dad just brings his .300 weatherby and whoever is closer to it at the time we see an animal is the one who gets to take the shot. It works out good because hunting trips are always with the intention of splitting the meat among the family anyways, so I never go solo.

Introduce snails in a designated garden part and EAT them

that's from Nashville, Tennessee; it's not a city named Athens, it's just a nickname. Although there is an actual Athens, Georgia. It's an Athens, just not the BUTIFEL ATHENS OF THE SOUTH.

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stop larping as ancient civilizations

pic rel

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VIVA NASH VEGAS
PLS VISIT

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we have a lot of snails here. should I worry?

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Worry about slugs

we do not have those. just the shell-bois. I hope they like heat because its fugin hot here in the summer.

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>that English retard who died from eating one

Western civilization is literally one giant Rome LARP which was literally one giant Greece LARP. The people of Tennis Sea may do as they wish.

How do French people feel about Louisiana Cajuns and vice versa?

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Yeah snails get along with the heat I think, as long as its wet

And if you meant lavender most of France's crops are in the hottest area of the country so same, they handle heat

you wish you had hittite ancestors

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my ancestors were bäysed SCYTHIANS

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excellent. Tomorrow is supposed to be 73F degrees and sunny.. or 23C.

one day i will find out why the mere mention of a scythian makes me internally cringe so much.

>the mere mention of SCYTHIANS makes the Hittite have seizures

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i think its because scythians are such a bizzare and obscure part of history that only pure autists would know of that it makes me cringe
atleast partly the reason why

wew boy you're in for a treat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatism

>wikimemia xdddd
are you trying to get me jailed or something birginia (oneginia)

whoopsie daisies ;^)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellenoturkism
here is some REAL redpill for you right here
>ottoman empire reformed to become a turko-greek constitutional monarchy

That actually makes complete sense, but will never happen due to Greeks being bumbothered. It's not like it would really benefit Turkey that much anyway. Greece has the population of what, half of Istanbul? They're a countrylet.

it would be useful that it would bring WESTERN TURKINIUMS and greece together and fight of against the anatolDOG scum

besides all the sultans were western turks aswell, they viewed anatolia as a shithole to not be bothered, anatolians were seen lower then peasents

tell me about the turk why does he hate the anatolians so much

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Western Turks = white and based secular Byzantines
Anatolishits = durka durka and Erdogan

thanks for the complete non answer you stupid brown mutt

appalachian trail might have what you're looking for, though i don't know how accessible it is. maybe going from memphis to nashville to chattanooga and then either down to georgia or across the mountains and up along the east coast

>includes all of Tennis Sea
I approve of this itinerary

Alabama is a bad place to bike, my potato friend. I live there and it would be nothing but hills after hills. 10/10 nature though

but I don't like bluegrass or cuntry

You will not like the South if you start in Alanta and Huntsville. Might be a good idea for you to try Mobile or Birmingham.

Not that far off, but people don´t really brag.

Worked 14 hour shifts on painting crew. Polish coworkers were mad we couldn´t do 18 hour shifts. I was very confused.

I live in Birmingham, AL.

Idk if it has its origins from the UK but you get it.

where the fuck else would it have origins from? Birmingham, Slovakia?

I was riding my bike and saw the dixie flag should I be concerened

autism

They're funny these names
>Dublin, California

lol

Harland.

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