How do i impress a girl that is autistic about ancient rome?

how do i impress a girl that is autistic about ancient rome?

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Learn latin

get some roman armor

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Literally every poltard is a selfhating nonwhite
that or a 99% bodyfat white person

Read Caligula by Suetonius and quote Chad lines to her.

There are also Jow Forumsteens who are going through a phase. Many here on Jow Forums are former Jow Forumstards.
Or they are just low IQ.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calisia

Tell her about Kalisz. Ancient Roman city in Poland.

conquer gaul

You don't. She already getting railed by Biggus Dickus.

You send her my number

I became polack in late 20's a few years back, have only radicalized more since then, and have advanced degree in STEM. Now what?

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

now you're just lying

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Tell her that romans were greek and greeks were Finnish

>STEM
You have low IQ.

I thought people who can't do STEM have low IQ? Doesn't it require high IQ to be able to comprehend STEM fields?

Tell her

>Caesar
>Tyrant
Pick one.

The oligarchic scum that were the Optimates had literally run to republics economy into the ground and filled the cities (especially Rome itself) with an enterally new class of poor (the urban poor - Comprised of formally land owning farmers that had been dispossessed of their land by the massive slave plantations that many of the Optimates owned).
Caesar would have returned the land to the citizenry and let them go back to being productive farmers rather then an urban blight.
This policy of not allowing aristocrats to gorge themselves at the expense of the greater society is why the Optimates violently opposed and eventually murdered Caesar.
Any other reasons given by the likes of Cato was nothing more then a weak attempt to disguise their naked greed and even contempt for Rome.

Caesar was a hero in every sense of the word.
The fact that similar such heroes (such as Long) who attempted to tackle the problem of the oligarchs that inevitably gain control of any democracy, ended up sharing the fate of Caesar is quite telling.

Tell her that the ancient Romans were actually Nordic

by looking like Chad, being rich or having a big penis
doesn't matter that she is autistic about ancient rome, she's still a girl

Ask if she wants to watch Rome (the TV show) with you.

cato was based af you faggot

Tell her thet the Kay to her heart in Latin mean is sacrum (the chest bone in anatomy )

Just like the Bone of her Chest name sacrum romanum emperium

The holy Roman empire

After thet She will jump on your bad (stojan)stojan mean D in Slavic )realy quick

Go go go poljak

1.Find a good tv series about Ancient Rome
2. Propose to watch it together at your place and throw in popcorn for comfyness
3.Insist on watch only 2 or 3 episodes per evening so you can have her over multiple times
4.When she starts to behave more spontaneously around you, wait until she’s lowered her guard and stab her in the back with a good steel cause Cartagho should have won all along

Play rome total war 24 hours a day.

This. Rome was great