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Name 1 (one) country with a more boring history you simply cannot
Ethan Baker
John Phillips
The United States of America
Nicholas Sullivan
your sex history
Jayden Diaz
Why does Canada exist? Why wasn't it part of the US from the start?
Elijah Smith
Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands. Countries like those basically.
Kevin Cruz
usa lost a war to try to annex us and settled for just making us a puppet state, less stress when russia invades through us.
Benjamin Hall
>belgium
>the netherlands
Not really, a lot of wars and shit like the belgian Congo.
Kevin Ross
Underrated
Lucas Lopez
>less stress when russia invades through us
Russia is a has-been great power. Do you mean when China invades through us, like they're already currently doing through economic and demographic means? :^)
Levi Fisher
>Netherlands
u wot m8?
Eli Clark
I like Canadian history, and it's not very different than American history.
Henry Morris
Québec and Acadia's history are pretty great, can't say the same for the rest of Canada though.
Jace King
The United States of America
Gabriel Richardson
>we had merchant fleets on the ocean n shit
wow so interesting
Gabriel Turner
It literally is interesting. Much better than the 23rd war with Denmark or some shit we did.
Jackson Green
Canada is what America would be if they cucked to the British crown instead of rebelling.
NEVER FORGET THE CRIMES OF THE ETERNAL ANGLO:
>They abandoned Rhodesia
>They genocided the Boers of South Africa
>They genocided the Irish and their Gaelic language
>They suppressed all other anti-British riots in places like Australia, fearing another USA coming into existance
Press S to spit on the reptilian Queen Elizabeth when she hopefully dies soon
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BEHEAD ALL ROYALS
Blake Ramirez
t. Stjärt DeBöög
Xavier Morgan
Proud Anglo here
Enjoy your gay freemason multikulti "melting pot" shithole haha
Andrew Stewart
More interesting than your
Jaxson Clark
>MUH ETERNAL ANGLOS HURT THE POOR IRISH-IBERIANS
Hudson Miller
Canada has history too, you just don't know anything about it. While Leopold had the Congo, the leader of Canada's Hudson Bay Company was being toasted by heads of state from around the world at a civic dinner in Norway as "head of the most extended empire in the known world-the emperor of Russia, Queen of England, and president of the United States excepted." The HBC controlled 1/12th of the world at that time
Carter Wilson
Canada has a very interesting history. We just don't talk about it much because our academia has largely been corrupted by subversive kikes who think most of our past glories are offensive. Also, denying/ignoring our history serves to place old-stock Canadians on the same blank slate as newly-arrived immigrants, thereby furthering the dilution and degeneration of our demographic situation.
Owen Brooks
Leafs try to make up for it by strip-mining third world countries for raw materials. Just because their history doesn't ring a bell to you, doesn't mean they cannot be astonishingly vile.
Aaron Evans
Might makes right. If your country is too weak to protect its resources, you deserve to be plundered.
Isaiah Jenkins
All african countries
Here it is summarized
>Small unorganized tribal state state
>Get colonized by muslims or christians
>Prosper
>Empire you're under falls apart
>Everything goes to shit
>Become a dictatorship
>Either prosper or stay shitty
>Have a civil war incited by niggers or kikes
>Finish it (or not)
>Everything is still shitty