In Sweden, you have to buy really weak beer. It's law. Is this a real brand in Germany by the way...

Yes, you can order stuff. Most people don't bother.
Also, please tell me if Burgenfels is a real German beer.

well that really sucks because most of the time if you are drinking alcohol you are in the city.

Yes. We don't have many police officers here though, so it doesn't really matter. People do whatever they want.

well yes it is german beer but it has really bad rating on the bier index.

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>Is this a real brand in Germany by the way?
I have never seen it in my life

Come to Finland, you can now buy 5.5% alcohol content beer in normal stores. And the world didn't end!

we don't, OP is retarded. you can buy beers that are >10%

>Yes, you can order stuff. Most people don't bother.
order pic related then, Marthin Luther tried it out in 1525 and said its the best beer you can drink.

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>. you can buy beers that are >10%

Only in the government shop.

>Is this a real brand in Germany by the way
no

How common are they? You're acting like they don't exist at all.

Only in Systembolaget and you have to be at least 20 years old to buy alcoholic drinks from there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systembolaget
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alko

>you can now buy 5.5% alcohol content beer in normal stores. And the world didn't end!
Hopefully, lots of NEET lives did end however (due to alcohol).

>In Sweden, you have to buy really weak beer. It's law.
this was your point, not mine you spastic fuck

I visited stockholm last summer and we were drinking really openly with my friends in the city centre, didn't know, that it's illegal. Although, it's also illegal here (if you are only drinking and not for example having a barbecue), but the cops really don't give a fuck if you aren't bothering anyone

id kys if i had to drink 2,8% bear. youre a literal nigger

There's usually one in every town or city, but not always. Their opening hours are really inconvenient. They close at 3 PM on Saturday for example. Closed on Sunday.

Einbecker is great though. I've had that, the pils, and dunkel. I really wanted to try their kellerbier.

I'm jealous, in most US states you can't find beer that low commonly, it's great to have a small beer like that in the summer or when you want to drink a lot.

It varies by municipality. Some enforce such rules, others don't.

Yes, and? His point is that he believes he is forced to drink pisswater "by law" when in reality it's because he's a fucking bönde

Our bodies? Not being manlet mutts helps

they're everywhere in every shithole, and if there isn't one in your shithole (like if it's really small and there's a store a 20 min drive to the nearest shithole with one) they have pick up points you can order to for free. You can get delivery too but that's extra.

Stop making excuses for this. It's totalitarian and oppressive.

the only bad thing is the opening hours

>totalitarian
no
>oppressive
no

Im from Einbeck, try out the 1378 one. And if you ever get the chance of visiting EInbeck then do a brewery tour in the Einbecker brewery. In the end of of the tour you go into the beer cellar and are allowed to drink as much beer you want for three hours without paying.

In a lot of states in the US, you can only get liquor though government stores. In my small city of 35,000 we have one liquor store.

>buying lagers
>ever, for any reason

Literally kill yourselves.

>oh no I can't buy beer at 23:00, help I'm being oppressed by a totalitarian government

Why do swedes want to nanny us? When our law was about to change sweden went to cry to the eu that it can't pass

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gå knulla en ren, samejävel
link?

It's ok, the trade off is you get to raise your wife's son

Yes, the literal definition of a totalitarian government is one such government that seeks to control the private lives of its citizens. A government that seeks to dictate what you may choose to buy and when for moral reasons is therefore totalitarian.

>totalitarian: relating to a system of government that is centralized and dictatorial and requires complete subservience to the state.

Yes. Controlling when and what the citizens may purchase by subservience to its morals is therefore totalitarian.

lol pussies
in Norway we have big boy beer, we can buy up to 4.7 % in regular stores

telling you you can't buy alcohol on sunday still isn't totalitarian you absolute retard
>says the croat
how's mehmet, your wife's son?

>it's great to have a small beer like that in the summer or when you want to drink a lot.
Don't you mean "when you want to pee a lot"? Because that's what you end up doing when attempting to get drunk on this bs

Dude, i'm not gonna try to argue definitions here, but not being able to buy fucking BEER after 23:00 hours is RIDICULOUS. That's when most beer starts to get sold

>telling you you can't buy alcohol on sunday still isn't totalitarian you absolute retard
It is, especially because it's 100% government shops. That's North Korea tier.

No I agree, even in the US it's not that bad in most states, in mine it's 2:00. But it's not a totalitarian state lol

best beer coming through

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swedes are cucks lol

>not being able to buy fucking BEER after 23:00 hours is RIDICULOUS.
It's 20:00 at the latest in government shops. 15:00 on Saturdays.

Tje only thin i can think of is that you're thinking of Bosnia, maybe? It's ok, I can barely tells us apart either. But bosnians are the muslims. The chain smoking, pork eating, fornicating pseudo-"muslims"

And completely closed on sundays

Haha wow. I'm pretty sure there would be riots if anyone tried to pull that shit anywhere but in the feminist capital of the world.

I have the same glasses but drink this shit from lidl

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>In Sweden, you have to buy really weak beer. It's law
well then don't buy beer from the grocery store you maniac

T. Land not so freedom

>In Sweden, you have to buy really weak beer

What?
I just bought 10 cans of Arboga which is 10.2%.

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I love pissing. To misappropriate a quote from our boy Arnie S. "It's like I'm cumming over and over"

yle.fi/uutiset/3-9533413

Sorry for the delay and mongorian language. I remembered a bit wrong, it was systembolaget, who complained :D They must be fucked in the cities close to the border

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the glasses are french

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Why...what...

I dont get this..

why would you want to drink a lot, to get drunk presumably, on 2% beers? why not 5% beers...

I'm a fat glutton. If it tastes good i would rather drink 10 and get the effect of drinking 3. Or to drink 2 low abv for every regular beer you drink in a session.

Arnie's early accent is pretty hilarious if you're a part of the no-life linguistic community, it's a very soft Austrian dialect that's reserved for the poor scum, it's the Austrian equivalent of the South Baaahston accent in the States. Then again, there are weird people out there who DON'T judge others based on their inflections, and I disavow them.

I knew a bunch of guys with southie accents. I could never tell if it was affected or real sometimes.

I'm a bit alcoholic and I'm glad I live this side of the border. Pic related, keisari offers 11 different beers, made by a small brewery in nokia. Quality is 100x better than those crappy cheap german import beers. My local market which is 300m from here has maybe 5 of those in stock, 0,5l can from the fridge 1,90€ a piece. Äret runt is maybe the best one, but it costs 2,60€.

Also from finnish bulk pisslagers pretty ok ones are sandels 26€ 24pac and karhu 28€

Please gibe alcohol tourism moneys to the poor north

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Yeah it can be tricky for people who don't know what to look for, but I always loved the South Boston accent so even when they were faking it, I was like, all right, at least you're trying to fake awesomness. Just pray to god you never have to coach LA retards for movie roles, you'll feel an overwhelming desire to kill yourself real soon

systembolaget is the reason i vote liberal, ill take a 1000 arabs if it means i can buy alcohol at the local store.

>Is this a real brand in Germany by the way?
no

Didn't know there were soyboys in the balkans. Balkanites are usually drug- and weapondealing criminals here.

Nothing.
Its what we Norwegians do when we cross the border:
First Systembolaget to hit the Quota
Then some larger food store to do shopping of chicken, meat, beef and diary.
Then try to find a restaurant that serves reasonably good food.

You forgot to mention they have better taste in beer than to buy a lager.

Why are yuros so weak

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I just love the Norwegian efficiency. If you people had a supermodel desperately trying to fuck you, you would be like:
1-Procure beverages to further lower inhibitions
2-Insert penis into willing female
3-proceed with the "In 'n Out" model until completion
4-Ensure plausible deniability if the female unit tries to claim pregnancy.

No shade, it's why you guys are so wealthy as a nation.

just the swedes
fuck off bud light

Burger ipas are so cringeworthy.

We have normal beers too just not in the grocery store.

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Krombacher is actually one of the German standard breweries. It's not looked down upon, but it's far from being special. It's as mass-market product.

Yeah, as much as it pains me to say this, Germans have some damn fine beers up their shady sleeves.
Now excuse me, I need a shower.

Lol what a pussies
Now everything makes sense with nordoids in spain
You can buy all the alcohol you want everywhere

This is not normal beer

Hey Germans is Wölpentinger popular over there? This is the best beer I've tried

I currently got this
But my normal beer has just 7,5%

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...

Wolpentinger isn't my area, so I don't know

At least I haven't seen it here yet

>yes I willingly ingest large quantities of a toxine that damages my brain, why do you ask?
>also NPC normies are mind controlled sheeple but I am a freethinker

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>In the end of of the tour you go into the beer cellar and are allowed to drink as much beer you want for three hours without paying.
shieeeeeeeeet
>Einbeck is in the middle of germany
shieeeeeeet

What is it in the German mind that goes "hey, people are kinda starting to accept me" that goes "nah, fuck this shit, time to be an asshole kraut".

What is it that makes you so genetically tailored to be assholes?

I don't think it's germans I think it's just him

Well, you stars and stripes guys are across the ocean, we have to deal with these people's insanity every day. And they have just enough money to make us all pretend we like it. God i unrionically wish the US was our overlord. You're just my kind of xenophobic. These assholes are so terrified of being nazis they keep acting like nazis

What the hell, so this is a filthy russian fake just like "finnish" cheeses(((

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>A government that seeks to dictate what you may choose to buy and when for moral reasons is therefore totalitarian.
tfw no heroin
This corrupt government must fall

Well personally, as long as they're of age, people have every right to fuck up their own lives if they want to. It's THEIR lives. I kinda agree it's hypocrisy to allow delicious cancer sticks and awesome alcohol and then ban drugs that kinda just do the same thing faster.