A French friend helped me compile a complete list of reasons that Germany should exist. BEHOLD:

lol it's true

want a fair fight? That's noble.

longer than I expected

we used the FAMAS before that
you don't like it?

dog bless germoney

I am not familiar with weapon industry, all I know about weapons is from memes.

well basically the FAMAS is an amazing rifle but it was replaced by a german rifle because the company that used to produce it closed in 2002 and the last batch is getting too old

why did it close?

all their employees went demonstrating

it was bought by another weapon manufacturer

To serve as an example of how a country shouldn’t be run.

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German?

>provides stability for European economy
HA, no

>makes the best cars in the world
What is Japan?

>founded the European Union and kept small meme countries like Belgium from being destroyed by globalism
Modern Germany is globalism incarnate and tries (but luckily fails, as usual) to force it on Eastern and Southern Europe.

>subsidized tons of countries in the world by sending massive amounts of tourists everywhere
Oh wow, so the one good thing Germans do is visit other countries and pollute their beaches. Wow. Do you want a fucking trophy for that?

low wages?

no, french

We need someone to start world wars.

ADIDAS

but that's Britain

based german-hating dutchie

so why buy it from Germany?

because the company that bought it didn't keep producing the FAMAS

So what you're saying is that Britain did all the following:
>Force Germany to full retard in the decades leading up to WW1 and piss off Britain, France, Russia and Japan all at the same time
>Assassinate Franz-Ferdinand
>Force Russia to support Serbia
>Force Germany to give Austria a carte-blanche
>Force the Franco-Russian Alliance
>Force Germany to invade Belgium
>Force Germany to sink a passenger ship with Americans aboard

And then
>Forced Germany to invade Poland

Holy shit, how many sleeper agents do the British have all across the globe? So what you're saying is that even the German government constantly gets duped by the British, but somehow the Germans are still the master race? Despite being retarded enough to constantly fall for the same old tricks? Let me guess, the Merkeling of Europe isn't the Germans going full retard for the unteempth time but some kind of British 4D chess?

If Britain hadn't entered WW1 it would not have been called a world war and ended after 1 year with a loss for the French and Russians.

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But then Germany attacked Belgium, disregarding the Treaty of London so you brought this upon yourself

>Everything would be better if the rest of the world just allowed Germany to sperg out unpunished
Typical. It's always everyone else's fault, isn't it?

>Germany sperging out started WW1
I agree that it's Germany's and specifically the Kaiser's fault that we were diplomatically isolated but if there's anyone to blame for starting WW1 it's A-H and Russia with their Balkan troubles. Germany had no interest in the Balkans

no what I'm saying is that Britain used the violation of Belgian/Polish independence (something they weren't even capable of "protecting") as an excuse to start a world war with Germany
mind you that Britain also violated the neutrality of several nations in both world wars (Iceland, Greece, Albania, Norway etc)

>Germany had no interest in the Balkans
Germany had an interest in giving Austria a carte-blanche, giving them the incentive to go balls deep into Serbia in the first place. If the Germans had just kept their asses out of it, everything would've been fine.

But the German high command explicitly wanted war sooner rather than later during the July Crisis. The nightmare scenario was war in 1917, when Russia's railway network and France's military reforms would both be completed.

>no what I'm saying is that Britain used the violation of Belgian/Polish independence (something they weren't even capable of "protecting")
>something they weren't even capable of "protecting"
History begs to differ
>as an excuse to start a world war with Germany
Yeah, those dastardly British! Using Germany's unprovoked invasion of neutral countries to... depict... Germany... as an agressor... that attacks other countries... without provocation. Oops!

>T-Tu quoque
Fuck off.

To be fair, Britain (and France) refusing the defensive alliance with the USSR was one of the causes of WW2.