How do I get started with cryptocurrency?

I have literally no idea what I'm doing. I know half of the replies that I'll get are gonna be memes trying to point me in the wrong direction, but I have faith in you Jow Forums. Show me the way!

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Join coinbase and buy 1 or 2 bitcoin cash. Hodl for 5 years and thank me later

coinbase
ethereum
(NOT ethereum classic, only ethereum)

do the opposite of biz
do the opposite of what you feel

do those 2 things and you will make it to lambo land

register at uphold, buy XRP, hodl for 2 years thank me later

Go to coinbase and buy ethereum. If you want alts sign up for an exchange that sells an alt you want to get and send your ETH there. You can see what exchanges sell your alt by looking it up on coinmarketcap.com and clicking markets.

Coinbase = conbase, insider trading, boycott

buy eth on coinbase
send it to binance
buy neo/ada/omg/zil with the eth

OP here, I fear that BTC will plateau in value within those 5 years, given it's decline in worth in recent months

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reg on coinbase -> purchase bitcoin cash -> reg on binance -> exchange bch to nano -> hold for > 2 years

Buy eth on coinbase. Wait.
Do not, under any circumstance, buy chainlink, req, skycoin or verge.

all of these noobs recommending conbase, fuck sake

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just buy ethereum

Buy dogecoin whenever it is under 20 sats. Sell whenever it is above 100 sats. Repeat until you've made it.

Buy any random coins
Shill them relentlessly
Dump after the price rising high enough

1. Make an eth wallet at myetherwallet
2. Make twitter accounts and change the name /profile pic to that of popular crypto personalities
3. Tweet whenever they tweet
4???
5 rich
(See pic)

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This

6) end up in jail soon

Put 50% in LINK and 50% in Ethereum
Forget about your investment for a year or two
Congrats you made it

LINK haha, nice try, OP don't ever touch link there are so many bag holders it's ridiculous, the project is dead

yeah as a newcomer to the space he should just go on localbitcoinand meet with a random dude in a mcdonalds to do an exchange with software he doesn't understand
are you mentally challenged?

Typical Jow Forums, fully underrated post, no-one will listen to this and they will keep getting Pajeeted. Hope you make it user

I recommended uphold
in my opinion much better choice

fuck conbase

BTC is not BCH

dude dont be a dick, OP's just trying to learn. the link meme stopped being funny ages ago

Sign up for Coinbase, and log into Coinbase Pro

Set a limit buy order for $898 BTC. Come back in 3-4 years and sell at 42k