Balut edition
/asean/
Dammit MKL, I wanted to make the new thread.
Im hungry
disgusting how to eat that crap
It's delicious, eat it at least a few times a month. The chick and the egg yolks are the best parts.
Would eat. Are them barbequed? And how long?
selamat pagi Jakarta
Stop hating whies
nope
thats my hobby and in the following years I plan on writing the most incendiary book ever against the white race.
ano ba pinagkaiba ng Penoy?
I imagine myself as a JAWAK man in ancient times migrating from East Java into West Java. I enter a sundanese village and approach a s*Nda bitch and raise my loin cloth to display my well endowed enlarged throbbing penis to the sunda bitch and say "Well? Shall we breed?" before I commence copulation and inseminate her nubile s*Nda womb ovulating at my superior presence unlike anything that can ever be matched in her unwashed s*Nda village. I repeat this process from one village to the next inseminating my way across Java Island and eventually the entire Nusantara implanting my prosperous seed into their inferior gene pools. Angering the men who can do nought but watch from the sidelines and jerk their tiny micropenises as a JAWAK gods took what he is entitled to by nature and by god. But my mass-insemination campaign has a cost as my JAWAK gods offspring begin to lift them into the modern age and the insecurity of the S*Ndanese who had witnessed the JAWAK gods lay their women for generations manifests itself in the form of snowflake nationalism and anti-Javanese sentiment. But the fight just excites we JAWAK bulls, the resistance hardens our penises to penetrate firmer and deeper.
you don't actually eat it you just pretend to so you can make fun of foreigners shut up
I do though. I would even post a picture of me eating it if I had one.
>post a Balinese guy pic
>claim him as jawak
The absolute state of jawak nigger
Ade rai is a Balinese. Should have put Agung Hercules instead
Bali is rightful JAWA clay
FUERA
FUERA AHORA YA
Which president candidate that give money to NEET like me if they win?
Youre mom
based
What's wrong with he is mom?
I think that possible. As usual, incumbent usually will create bunch of "good" policies at the end of his period so people would think he's doing good (see SBY, Jokowi, bunch local incumbents) so what you need is send him mail that the NEETs will give him vote as long he will give free money toward them.
Being trans is a degeneracy
>>>r9k/
The_Donald
TheRedPill
>>>/voat/
>>>/Stormfront/
Penat boss
what's his endgame?
President 2024
buntag
This guys knows whats up
how long what
they're not barbequeable I believe
When is raining period in phillipines?
I want to go there in july
That's around dry season I believe.
Good night /asean/
Why do you want to go there?
>tfw tidak masuk sekolah
That is boiled, not barbequed
Berbasis.
Gw bilangin emak lu, tong!!
tak sayang kat mak bapak ke
Can we ban that one malaysian? Yeah I know you're reading this.
skyscrapercity.com
My god they're defending China now. Especially the new posters.
wtf did i do
Nyanyi Pergi Belajar 100 kali
Would you be mine then :) ?
Why should I?
Hujan
Ang balut may sisiw na, and penoy wala. Ganun lang kasimple, ewan ko kung bakit andaming di may alam neto.
Autism
>B-but muh 3D Renderings
Don't forget to watch, my fellow Indons
Why are you so hyped by president election? Don't waste much of your time for election unless you're getting paid. There won't be any big changes in our life whichever candidate win.
Thanks Pnoy for the Subways ;)
t. shill trying to spread political apathy
It's gonna be a shitshow for sure but I'll watch. We should have a separate discussion for the debate
>jika kamu berkerja kamu kalah
>jika kamu tak berkerja kamu mati
Apakah kebodohan ini?
Shitposting. Baiting.
This, no one actually cares who wins
I friendzoned all of them.
>I friendzoned all of them.
would you be my gf? why not? well, there's your answer
Because I already promised to that one Indon I'd be his gf after I kill myself and be reborn as a hot girl.
>Aquino get credited for subway expansion.
>Erap Estrada is rarely credited for the MRT's approval and its construction.
I wonder how Sukarno can have ugly children like Megawati but also has ikemen as grandchildren.
Mutt gene.
Ban all Malaysians, kita semua sampah
hujan
>Erap president
>In office June 30, 1998 – January 20, 2001
>MRT
wtf
>The MRT-3 (originally LRT-3) project officially began in 1989, five years after the opening of the LRT Line 1, with the Hong Kong-based EDSA LRT Corporation winning the public bidding for the line's construction during the term of President Corazon Aquino.
>In 1995, the Supreme Court upheld the regularity of the project (G.R. No. 114222, April 6, 1995) which paved the way for construction to finally begin during the term of President Fidel V. Ramos. A consortium of local companies, led by Fil-Estate Management, Ayala Land, and 5 others, later formed the Metro Rail Transit Corporation (MRTC) in June 1995 and took over the EDSA LRT Corporation.
news.google.com
>LRT2
>The LRT-2 project officially began in 1996, twelve years after the opening of the LRT Line 1, with the granting of the soft loans for the line's construction. However, construction barely commenced, with the project stalled as the Philippine government conducted several investigations into alleged irregularities with the project's contract. The consortium of local and foreign companies, led by Marubeni Corporation, formed the Asia-Europe MRT Consortium (AEMC) which won the contract and restarted the project in 2000 after getting cleared from the allegations.
>Construction started in March 1996 after the LRTA signed the first three packages of the agreement with Sumitomo Corporation delivering Package 1 in which covers the construction of the depot and its facilities, while the Hanjin-Itochu Joint Venture delivered packages 2 and 3 in which covers the substructure and the superstructure plus the stations respectively.
Sheesh. Michlan and MKL are samefagging again.
Ta
Ga
Logs
I'm going for internship guys
Ariff will be no more :^)
What do you mean?
Bisayan
Illocanos
Sex
Slaves
Notice when you present facts that's when the Dutertard/Mracostard pro chink bisayan pagpag eater starts to sheets and post anto tagalog and anti manila bullshit.
smfh
Busy nanti, takde masa la nak post sini dah
La ni pun aku rasa aku keluar terus la, bosan sial tengok diorang spam
Good luck Ariff, I hope you become a great chef like Marco White.
I will endorse local brand chicken stock
Mati is too harsh for our weeb so it's censored.
>patag sluts
>patag THOTS
Ew.
>attention whoring namefag/tripfag
>in an anonymous imageboard
pengen ngentot gan
Sepi
Just swallowed 40mg of Dexchlorpheniramine (CPM)
What am I in for?
Borobodur hujan
How do I being myself, /asean/?
Aku juga Magelang, hujan seharian mana deres banget lagi.
By that logic you should be praising Marcos, since he was the one who predicted the traffic situation in Manila and preemptively started the mrt project
He's from reddit
Do you own?
Songkok or other cultural topi
Flag
Keris
Marcos was LRT1, the shitiest one of the trains with the most fucked up corrupt station placements.
quality wise its so substandard compared to the other 2, seeing how he pocketed the funds.
the only thing that saved it was privatizing it.
Erap and Gloria were the ones who just inaugurated those trians.
same thing happened with NAIA Terminal 2and 3 although those were delayed for a decaded during Gloria's time.
Eww.
Imagine the smell
Is it still possible to smoke wed in PH or is that nearly death sentence with duterte at power?
You'll go to jail or get killed by the cops
>The only thing that saved it was privatizing it
Facepalm
>Songkok
Yes, wear it to masjid
>Cultural topi
Blankon, made by my granny
>Flag
no
>Keris
My granpa used to have one an keep it in his cupboard. He said he never bath it with seven flowers and one night it was making some noise and just gone.
>songkok
I look ugly wearing that, so no.
>cultural topi
Nope
>flag
Yes
>keris
Yes, my dad is a collector.
Balinese were descedants of Majapahit aristocracy who ran away to the Island after the fall of the Empire. Heck aderai looks pretty similar to Gadjah Mada.
What do you think about saka? My wife told me a story about her grandpa