/ita/ - il filo

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è sbucato dal camino. come lo chiamo?

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Che carino.

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pino
quello che vive nel camino

Gattino.

Quel cane si vede un po' strano

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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youtube.com/watch?v=mkqkxuTQUnU

il borghese col camino nel 2019

non sembra un bel nome

Comunque questo è un ebreo

risi

>doggo airplane
kek

chissà quanto ci vuole a pulire una cucina così

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querelato per terrorismo psicologico

doppie e lo chiami The Rock

carino

di che hai paura user?

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Mi ha fatto girare la testa ma non riesco a smettere di guardarle.

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ammazzati filippo

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youtu.be/ccpYnRvelgg

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bratz post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic dolls cartoon isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your fruttoli onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a shitty cartoon. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bratz fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "ma fatti na bratzata”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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*guarda gli archivi del sovrannaturale su focus *

io non guardo la tv dal 2011

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bananon sei in ritardo, l'edizione memi morti era il filo scorso.

*mangia la banana *

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questo meme sarà sempreverde
la foto è per te

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è una tomboy carina?

don tullio sembra un demone

lo è

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non mi piace come parla peo
minutella è molto meglio

Immaginate passare ore della vostra vita ascoltando preti

youtube.com/watch?v=zS5gvKNrR8M

No

youtu.be/1hsRPfqpyMs

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youtu.be/QN5MkGAIJNk

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youtube.com/watch?v=HtHWjnoJtL0

Non predo nemmeno tempo cliccando

Ciao sono terrone e voi non ci potete fare nulla. UwU

t. obeso con il fiatone che non ce la fa

youtube.com/watch?v=X_MzAaTWkW4

*ti apre il culo e ci butta dentro una bibbia edizione CEI del 2017*

youtube.com/watch?v=EMJ7K94blpc

*si strofina la figa su questo video*

youtube.com/watch?v=ikuIjl9Z1kc

I primi 25 secondi sono la miglior parte

youtube.com/watch?v=gpAVP39edjE

Il programma degli UFO su DMAX mi sta facendo paura

Domani facciamo una torta.

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>Giacomo Pisacane
>Prof perché lei nella immagine del suo canale esibisce l'orribile gesto?

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abbiamo un culo non identificato che vola sopra i cieli di palermo scagazzando in giro

Capisco.

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Bene io porto galleti

BASTA
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PERCHE' STO SCORREGGIANDO COSI' TANTO
MI SONO LETTERALMENTE SVEGLIATO CON IL RUMORE DELLE MIE SCOREGGE NEL SONNO
BASTAAAAAA

Sono tipo Biscuit de mer oppure è una persona?

molla tutto e unisciti a frate UFO

e comunque sono quello della conferenza sui raeliani, da quando sono tornato sto scoreggiando a manetta proprio

Pensieri?
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Biscotti con crema

Secondo voi qual è la miglior frutta secca? Per me è il pistacchio.

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*ti caga in faccia*

*non era la faccia ma un potente contro-culo che ti ricaga la tua merda nel tuo culo*

pistacchio, ma costa troppo

>Biscotti con crema
Ottimo.

>non credono alle teorie dei culi volanti

Mandorle > Pistacchi desu

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Anacardi>>

Gli anacardi sono basati, ma preferisco le mandorle

Questo. Ma anche le arachide se contano frutte secche

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Qualcuno qui ha paura di inviare il curriculum per email o di applicare ad un lavoro per un modulo inline per paura su cosa faranno con i tuoi dati?

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io vivo bene senza fare niente

*online

Approvo