travel to germany and NL

> travel to germany and NL
> pic related are nowhere to be found
> apparently the only places bidets are used is in euro-med countries

You're telling me that everyone but Medchads clean their fucking asshole properly ONLY when they're showering?? What if you gotta be somewhere quickly and you gotta take a dump, you don't have the time to take a shower so all those tiny specks of shit will remain encrusted on your anus. TP alone is never enough, especially for those clingy smears of crap that just won't fuck off. Public benches? The metro, buses... Your car, your sofa, the very chair you're sitting on right now... All those seats have micro pieces of shit on them. Well except for in the ETERNALLY CHAD Italy, Spain, Portugal and Greece, of course

NON-MEDS: REPENT YOUR SINS, INSTALL A BIDET AND CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE PROPERLY

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Wet wipes my niggah.

Bidets are disgusting

having a poop filled sink isn't really a step up from wiping your ass with toilet paper dude...

> filling bidets with shit in the first place
If that happens you're using them incorrectly nigga. Take a shit normally, clean your fucking asshole thoroughly with TP, then when all that is left are those clingy smears, THEN move your ass over to the bidet

Also, of course, you have to clean with the toilet paper before
And good to explain to the retarded is not going to stick his ass full of shit in the water

Is not for ass is for feet

this

Nah it's also for the ass bro

You just love the feeling of a jetstream of water up you butthole mate, face it. TP till it comes out clean is enough for 99% non autistic population, or you can try adjusting your body clock to always shit before your daily shower. The rest is excuses you are making up

Those are only in italy beppe

> settling for ''clean enough'' instead of ''clean proper''
Jesus man please install a bidet already

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Portugal and Argentina also use bidets, and Japan is at another level with their high-tech washlets

>wet wipes
They’re more of an environmental hazard than toilet paper filled sewages. Do people seriously not wash their assholes at home? Do you even wash your assholes when you shower or is that a no-no as well?

some houses here have bidets

my old house used to have it.
the one im currently living doesnt

Gay

My old house used to have a bidet. In fact most old middle class houses here had bidets like up until the 70s. Then the commieblock boom started and they literally vanished from the country. In all honesty they are a waste of space.

If you love a turbostream of water up your ass so much, you should try what the Japs do and buy a toilet bidet 2 in 1

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Yeah nah no thanks, I'm an old school guy myself. Immagine if the electronics on that thing go bad, how the FUCK am I supposed to rinse my butthole then? I can't afford the risk

Bruh, I have so much ass hair if I were to use a bidet I'd have swamp ass for the rest of the day. How do meds deal with this? Do you have to have a clean shaven ass or do you just dry it of with a towel? Cause of it's the latter then it isn't any better than using plain ol TP

Meds aren't hairy so they don't have that issue.

I really do wish bidets were common here Tbh

Fuck you and your filthy family. I don't know one damn house without a proper bidet. You're a nigger or a provinciano de mierda.