We're looking for a team player

>we're looking for a team player

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>Salary: competitive

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>this thread every single day

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>fast paced, high-energy environment

>A drink every Friday

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>open-plan bathrooms

>10 years experience requried for software only this company uses

>a diverse and inclusive company!

>FREE RENT

>we are looking for a pepe poster

>we're playing for a team looker

>casual fridays

>(note: men still required to wear a button down shirt, but no tie necessary on Friday)

or something like
>10 years experience required in MS Office 2016

>GoOd FiT

>so user tell me, why do you want to work here?

Such a bootlicker question

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fuck off anarchist

good little goy

kek

>social

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>So, user, tell me, what do YOU bring to the team here?

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>ten years experience
>first class degree
>bunch of software experience is essential, obscure stuff that only we really use

>oh this is a starter position for peanuts by the way

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Does anyone else find the middle class lacks the benefits had by the previous generation? Before you could have a house and raise kids with ease. Not doable now in modern middle class, the benefits just aren’t worth the struggle tbqh

this is shut bullshit, people expect to have more now. Most of our parents didnt have thousand dollar phones / tv's / laptops / gaming systems.

You sound like a 30 year old boomer.
Also one who hasnt tried building a life off of a middle class salary. Buying a thousand dollar phone isn’t responsible for the stagnant wages and increasing home prices u dumb nigger faggot

That's like saying people during the Great Depression should have been so grateful they weren't born in the middle ages because they had electricity.

besides a laptop you don't really need the rest

>What number can we reach you for the phone interview?

>open-plan gloryholes

well... it's sort of true user.

need money to pay off crypto gambling debts fampai

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>>What number can we reach you for the phone interview?
gmail VOIP

>we're looking for a sperg that has no friends or relationships that simply wants to show up for 8 hours and do the work whilst listening to music/audiobooks

muh dick

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This is like saying no one should expect a Model T because our parents didn't even have buggies. If you are only able to afford what your parents had, you have greatly reduced purchasing power.

Modern day office life is the reason for the highest suicide rates ever.

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>so user tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

>we're looking for a person who can perform the required job and not adding unnecessary requirements showing our unprofessional favoritism of people with personal preferences similar to ours