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emma yank?

Emma Watson in a brown velvet catsuit, letting me paint her fingernails orange...

Called in sick even though I'm only mildly ill at best

oh so you're straight from reddit? even worse. fuck off

Not a single thing reddit about me.

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She's not eating wearing a brown velvet catsuit in this picture.

why can't women and minorities work harded so i don't have to work

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business idea: an imageboard where neets will provide free entertainment

lmao seething Mick. I have no intention of spending any appreciable amount of time in Direland

business idea: offer overseas jobs that pay millionaires wages to swedish men so we can lure them away and inseminate their women with BBC while they're gone

What's going on here?

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emmayank’s getting a bit played out ngl
toothless inbred hoosier

Corbyn is whipped by his Big Black Babe

Idea: a special agreement between the Republic of Ireland and the UK whereupon citizens of either country don't need a passport to cross and can instead get a FREE ID card accompanied by a background check to go to the other country. That's Brexit solved.

going to get some sushi

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>A 14-year-old boy wakes to the fright of his life when a hungry scrub python coils around his arm, sinking its teeth into his hand. His parents were forced to take action with a plastic platypus, using it to pry open its jaw.

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>a 14 year old boy (white)

better idea: give northern ireland to ireland and wipe our hands clean of the whole mess

do you reckon that stalin, lenin, hitler or musolini could speak good english?

if i remember correctly everyone but hitler was a polyglot

why would you want to give tax paying land away? is the solution not to re-annex the rest of ireland?

feels good being a NEET

hope the toilers have an alright day at work

oh they still fuggin

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The logistics of repatriation make that a near impossibility though.

im watching idubbbs lads

Norn iron is not taxpaying land. It's a drain on the public purse.

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I know Mussolini was fluent in English because I read a book by John W. Garrett who was the US ambassador to Italy and him and Mussolini had long philosophical chats in English.
I also know Hitler spoke English too, not fluent but capable enough, because I read another book about Prince Edwards trip to Germany.

northern ireland is a net loss for the uk

It's not Diane Abbott, it's another coloured lady.

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watching inigger

why does the UK even bother with northern Ireland anymore?
its not like its even a prestige thing since the UK has no prestige anyway

NEETdom manifest

>because I read another book about Prince Edwards trip to Germany.
very interesting

mind giving us a summary, lad? would love to hear it

idubbs cut his hand open breaking a nigger jug

>Gay dance party apologises for 'body shaming' and 'no girls' photo policy
>Organisers of the Poof Doof in Melbourne...
VERY good name

AMAZON'S virtual assistant Alexa stopped working for some users around the world on Wednesday morning.

The mysterious outage meant that Alexa – typically controlled by voice – was "ignoring" user requests.

>terminator soon

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refuse to enter any home that has that shit or the google one

By that logic why bother with Scotland or Wales either.

why? does alexa control the home or something

miss ludders

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screaming

Heheheheheheh

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I have 0 self control

Prince Edward traveled to Nazi Germany in 1937 to meet with Adolf Hitler because he was a big fan of Hitlers, what with the extraordinary economic and social recovery. He was so impressed that when he went back the the UK and started funding Fascist parties in the UK like Mosley's Blackshirts and stayed in contact with Hitler until the end of the war.

>having a literal government spybot in your home

youtube.com/watch?v=nh3_SFVYAAw

anything about the private conversations?

scromiting

Latte with a cream cheese and tomato bagel for brekkers lads
Bit bent I know but delicious

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still that's not a senior member of your shadow ministry indicating that she wants to talk to you after you've finished your speech, that's your missus pulling the chain. Whoever it is she's seen the other Member for Islington North

Sainsbury's egg and cress sandwich for breakfast, such is life in Brexit Britain

There were no real private conversations outside of Edward asking Hitler about his life story and vice versa. The two men apparently had a lot of respect for one another, Edward moreso because the idea of a man coming from literal NEETdom and rising to the leader of a superpower was still unheard of at the time.

My latte and bagel probably cost less than your pre made sandwich from sainsburys

Seems to me that yanks are painted with broader strokes of the brush if you catch my drift. Facial feature wise everything is less precise. Their features aren't narrow at all by any definition of the word, even a so-called "Chad" has features which fit this loose description

Really wasting my best years lads

My life is going to be a rolling stone gathering regret and dejection

racemixing

Only a matter of years before they start building homes on mass scale with a central computer and this shit fully integrated. Its over. Had it up to here with this robot shit.

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Should have swung with the rest of them but it turns out being a retired king was for once a defence against trial and execution

Dreamt I woke up in a small house on and isolated island where I tended a garden and some live stock.

£1.10
Contains 2 slices of bread
Some cress
An egg
Mayo
Preservatives

The Brits eat something known as a Cornish pastie, which is basically just a fancy Hot Pocket, except instead of being filled with pizza or cheesesteak, it is filled with potatoes, baked beans, cabbage and other grim staples of the British diet.

Should have refused to abdicate and eradicated the Jewish race with Hitler once and for all.

None of their features are well defined, it's all very round. And I'm not talking about weight.. Just that their face is not 'exact'. A reasonably attractive English man's face is very precise and features are very precise I've noticed.

should have gone to if you wanna bang on about this boring shite

sitting alone on the beach

this but unironcally

>my latte and bagel

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your mother should have refused to contract and eradicated you once and for all

go into the water and pee

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fuck, what's the weather like?

British food is disgustinh

going to ask the nigger at hungry jacks for a chocolate creampie

Smells AWFULLY jewy in here

any sheep farmers in? apparently brexit will mean us and the new zealanders are going to mogg you into dust

bit overcast

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fuckup goober

bitchass fucking nigger

I imagine it has something to do with the environment and the effect it has on humans. If you've ever seen a purebred Native American their faces are incredibly rounded with nearly no edges.
I'm from New England, where English DNA is in it's highest concentration in the US, and, according to my papertrail and DNA, and 60% English and 40% Dutch though my, my entire family, and nearly everyone I've seen in my state all have very rounded faces.

phwoooar

where's this?

You mean you wanna spaff in her fanny?

Yes, she should have, but I can't go back in time to change that.

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the nigger just handed me my chocolate creampie then asked me to park my car
now shes gonna get the real chocolate creampie

don't rent a jet ski lad

Fell in love with the girl I never spoke to at work.

probably has something to do with America being a nation of soft servile simps

umm its in front of the Centara Grand, im assuming its called centara beach, phuket