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would you be a man, a hobbit, an elf or a dwarf? Maybe even an istari or an orc?
Brazil
Dwarf, I'm a manlet but I am too manly and brute to be a hobbit
Ur cunt
Angel Perez
Connor Jones
Dúnadan
Camden Gonzalez
Probably an elf. I'm tall and hairless because of extremely low testosterone.
Kevin Peterson
Leo Reyes
Númenórean
Jayden Roberts
"good" guys in lotr are weak soyboys who always win because of deus ex machina, I had no sympathy to them and always wanted orcs and their allies to win, now that would be a good book and movie series
Aaron Howard
Probably one of the Rohirrim I'm tall blonde and can grow a good beard
Xavier Phillips
Forgot to add them
But user, you are not dead
Nathan Williams
187 cm so probably a saruman orc
Good side guys too gay, mordor orcs too small and weak
Thomas Adams
177 so probably a hobbit
Tho im not hairy at all and i have straight hair
Nathan Williams
Orks are just LIDL elfs
Goblin city is where it is
Caleb Butler
I like the elf because live forever but with my body shape I'm 100% an Uruk Hai
Hunter Powell
goblin
James Gutierrez
post boipussy
Lincoln Watson
Hobbit.
Andrew Cooper
I really like the Uruk-hai folks
Lincoln Flores
I don't think I fit anywhere. Did LOTR have any kind of elf mongs?
>too big for elves
>too small for orcs
>pretty much no hair below neck, and it's all blond(ish)
>long hair and beard
Adrian Reed
english way is the hobbit way. shire is oxfordshire
Juan Campbell
Nation-wise I am an orc, but I look more like an elf.
Christian Morales
half-blood wth human and elf
Christopher Barnes
Probably some sort of moroquendi
im fairly skinny. I like the starlight.
My skin is fair and sometimes I get called pretty.
Connor Myers
Half-troll
Cooper Thompson
I'm tom bombadil
Thomas Morales
Probably a Gondorian
Nathan Roberts
Elf
Perfect face
Eternal life
After awhile I will just go to chill to some luxury island where all my friends will be at where we can do whatever we would desire until the end of times
Instead of a human that becomes weak with age, dies and then his soul just goes wherever was it's original creator's intention to go to.
Camden Campbell
Valar
Aaron Morales
Spain
Nation-wise I would probably be human but I like dwarves too much in fantasy (not manlet irl tho)
Daniel Cox
Australians are hobbits.
We're a small wealthy society at the arse end of the earth and our people care more about inane local gossip than any of the scary shit happening in distant lands.
Carson Sanchez
Flag
Orc
Mason Sullivan
Being free of the physical world is the gift of men.
*Lfoids will forever be stuck until the world itself dies.