How easy is tinder in your country?

I'd unironically slaughter you if you tried

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slav-tier

can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme? did i miss a thread?

Celtic girls can't resist the BIGANGLOCOCK, cry about it muttboy.

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that guy in the tinder pictures flew to taiwan to get laid and he failed

I fucked 27 girls in past 3 years. I'm fat, but got money.

BI GANG LO COCK

I've used it before but never had much luck. But I'm very average looking as well.

I don't like her hair

Poste ton profil je vais te donner des conseils

>sext a chick
>sends me vids and everything of her little jap twat
>send video of me cumming
>get ghosted
>delete the videos after praying I don't get blackmailed

Annnnnd RIP. Fuck this country.

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OH NO NO NO NO

THE MAD MAN'S BACK FOR SECONDS

No I'll get bullied

believe it or not but I had quite some luck road tripping to rural western US last summer fucking desperate farm girls who have already swiped everyone in their area long ago because no one lived there. Also had quite a lot of matches in larger urban areas.

I'm pretty partial to brown eyes and blonde hair, myself, but it just looked like normal blonde dyed hair without too much styling. I would rather call it plain looking than trying too hard.

you're not the brightest bulb in the shed are you

>sext a chick
You can only do this with someone you date, idiot. Otherwise you will be ignored at best.

>tfw you'll never wife some qt farm/midwestern girl

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did you update your photos dude?
even your dog looks miserable in the old ones

I didn't say that because of her hair, you can see that her smile is wider than the other girl's, she's overcompensating. The other girl has bigger eyes and a smaller nose, that's a lot of points, she barely has do anything to look cute

Don't be a pussy

never used tinder or any dating app

>how easy is tinder in your country?
3rd time using it and this is my results after 12 days, moving to a new location. Is this good? How do I seal the deal?

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it's not bad
you should say something to your new matches otherwhise the algorithm will fuck you over

I already did. I said something that matched their profile while being flirtatious. Now what do I do?

Unless you are good looking it's a waste of time only 1/6 guys actually have sex from tinder

Which one,you have many

looks like a slavshit

...cooking skills?

theres not much more emasculating thing in the world than putting yourself up on a meatmarket and pray you are cool looking enough because you cant get laid IRL
you are a woman with a tiny penis basicly, kek

She's an ogre and was my most recent reply. What do?

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>What do?
why did you like her on first instance? go for another one mate

I am using Tinder for the 3rd time. I have others, but they are sleeping since I matched and messaged them near midnight here. I just want to see how it compares to meeting people in person honestly.

Please get some self respect

Based Chinese Jorge

very hard. slavic women are not interested in black men

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She isn't my ideal, but what else can I work with to gain experience?

I dont know man, how bad do you look in comparison to her? because she is a solid 2/10

Send a pic of that Samantha. I might know her

When I asked my ex girlfriend to rate me, she said I'm between a high 7 and low 8. Am I shooting too low for a practice girlfriend?

She's not from Estonia, she's a West Coast girl.

>She's not from Estonia, she's a West Coast girl

I know. I know a Samantha from New Jersey who looks very similar

IDK, do whatever you like but im 90% sure you could do better than that. Fuck tinder anyway, its skewed as fuck. I can land 8/10s irl but can't get shit on tinder (yes i know you'll call this bs)

How many matches actually lead to something though? for me not many I’ve only been on one date

This is the information that I'm looking for. You have experience with this as well? From the 3 times, so far that I've been using it, I am having poorer luck with building attraction with girls that look like 8's and up. I've only used 2 pictures of myself, stating my university, and no bio about myself and got this many matches.

She's from Oregon so it doesn't matter

mate, I've seen dutch women, getting 5 matches a day there is pathetic lmao

Don't do anything bc she is ugly

Otherwise get her number fast and go on a date fast - before girls get to see your faggyness, it is the tinder 101 - fast number, fast date, fast fuck,

Your country is very dense. Ofc you get more matches than people in normal countries.

I will do this, thank you for the advice. What about more attractive women I match with? Do the same thing?

dutch women are ubironically the prertiest women in north west europe

>my value as a man is how much gash I can smash
Bro you need to watch this gilette ad

>low countries, germany, france
yikes, not even gonna argue, you might be right, but it isn't saying much tbqh

Tinder is a nightmare in france

The few matches I got bailed on me. One actually showed up for a date and was rude as fuck "tu sais j'ai pas que ça a faire, j'ai un autre mec après" wtf...

I don't know what yous aid, but I assume it's arrogant on the woman's part. The thing is, women are like that everywhere.

Awalt

she said "I have another guy after you, I don't have time to waste"; apparently she was on a cock rampage

Perhaps you should just stick to your circle of friends and hope one of them introduces you to a girl.

USA.

Easy-ish, depending on your preferences. I don't think getting matches is difficult. But back when I was single, I definitely had a problem with women backing out of dates last-minute and being all-around flaky.

If you're an average-looking white man who's going after average- to attractive-looking white women, you have an uphill battle. Girls are too spoiled for choice. On the other hand, it's not difficult to match with minority women.

Tinder is just a terrible place for meeting women, i much more prefer the club.

On Tinder:
>Thirst man will date under their standarts
>Even ugly girls think they deserve someone above their looks
>Super Ugly girls think they might have a shot on you and anyone you
>Stupid sluts with kids are 50% of that app
>Good girls have 1000000 dudes messaging while your chat with them
>Fuckboy Chads will fuck and reject girls left and right making them bitter and hate man
>Girls get super picky when they got 100000 other man lining up to fuck them, also they get sluts/roasties super easy (one breakup over which they cry 5 days could easy led to 5 dicks fucking them in 5 days -> a new roasty is born)

The Club:
>Much less dudes
>Woman are already drunk
>Music is to loud for akward small talk
>When a girl is dancing with you, no 100000 other guys are lining up to fuck her like on tinder

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I sort of agree with this, although I enjoy clubs significantly less than when I was younger. First of all, I can't dance, and secondly, I don't see the appeal in grinding on a woman you can't even talk to.

> implying I have friends
but yes, I had better quality women with meeting them "at random"

No, it will only highlight how low your friends think of you

Then stick with that. Tinder is terrible for relationships unless you want to bang, and even then your chances of getting laid still depends on your looks

I agree with your Tinder theory and have had it in the back of my mind the past 2 times I've used the app. I have no friends or peers, how can I go to a club to pick up women? I'm not confident enough to fly solo without looking awkward.

>pretty easy. Im completely average and get ~5 matches a day
matches are worthless
some matches don't respond
and if you swipe right on everyone a share of your matches will also be ugly
then in case they respond not everyone wants to meet
5 matches is pretty thin / worthless

I get it; I've done clubbing before...

Music was generally awful (this might be specific to my city, but I like trance, psybient etc, and most clubs just play the same nigger shit you hear on the radio)

I tried to dance, couldn't relax and get in a groove on nigger muzak.

I like to talk to women a bit, before starting to get physical, I mean, doesn't have to be a whole dialogue but at least basic hellos or hell even eye contact; the place being generally strobe-lit and full of smoke doesn't make it easy to figure out who is looking at whom...

Women are generally more drunk than the guys and they are a disaster to be around; bumping in walls, some pissing themselves, puking, some trying to look sexy only to look awkward as fuck, getting in catfights or fights with guys they cannot win, prompting the bouncer to kick them out...

I'd rather go to a pub where you can chat a bit, she can get drunk in a more moderate fashion, and you usually get introduced via social networking etc...

well after my 10th profile reset (to change pics, edit bio, I even had proshot pics done) I eventually suddenly got banned. I think it had to do with the text in my bio where I simply stated "lets keep it simple and real: I'm here to fuck, this is what this app is for..."

club isn't a good idea if you don't have friends already there etc...

it is better to go to a pub (or hell just about anywhere) and use situational game to start a conversation. After all this is how most relationships start desu; you go about your day you come across a woman you find attractive, she is kinda looking at you or at least is chill around you, you start a convo with something mundane and go from there.

well desu i was the same as you years ago, it takes a time until the club becomes less akward.
I was dating a girl who always took me to the club, after a while you grow in confidence believe me.

Club 1 o 1 :
>Dress nice -> no T-Shirt
>Take friend with you if possible but not more then 5
>Don't get wasted
>Just move around the Club watching out for girls looking at you
>Look back at them
>smile
>If she smiles back -> you got a catch
>dance with her
>try to touch (not the ass or shit, her hands or something involving a dance what ever)
>bring a lighter and some smokes (doesn't matter if you actually smoke, if a girl wants to smoke, you smoke)

Here is were it gets tricky and why you should be wasted

>Try to get closer and kiss her
>If you missread signs you are about to get slapped so better be sober
>If she doens't want to kiss, but isn't disgusted and laughs it off or shit -> try again later after she is more drunk.
>after a kiss everything goes

Also: Don't be that guy that touches women against their will

the strength of tinder is its lower effort anons, people seem to be missing it. if you can handle the rejection, it's just an extra no effort way to meet girls

i've never used it, so can't say.

>bring a lighter and some smokes (doesn't matter if you actually smoke, if a girl wants to smoke, you smoke)

Sorry but I value my health more than some random bitch

thanks for contributing

Even when I go to my local pub, the women are grouped together 2-5 and make it very difficult to find a way in without a wing man, I have a better chance of flirting with an older woman stopping by.

Great advice, but I don't have friends to start doing this. I already know all the signals to get a woman in my bed confidently.

women in groups are super awkward.
I don't even try. the only thing that can work in this situation is if you are in a group yourself and people from either group already know each other. then you can proceed

>tinder
not familiar here

Yeah i see that, but it is the easiest way to have quick chat with her, get her number and then go dancing again.

At least bring a lighter so you can light her cigarette

Yeah i get this, but gotta be honest, the girls on tinder a low quality. Call me weird but i don't like being a flesh dildo for some fat chick, i really don't like lowering my standarts.

Also iam not a fan of meeting girls that look much worse in rl then on pictures, it is akward as hell and i always feel like shit when i turn them down who is all over me.

And last but not least - soooo fucking many girls search more then a ONS on Tinder, its fucking weird, whats wrong with them haha

its ok you are not missing much, especially since you have waifus on demand for anything from a chat, cuddle to sex...

Are you for real?

Literally like only average (for me) girls in Tinder. Because sometimes, when I see a really good one, I can't decide which kind of like use, and don't like at all.

oh I got the "flesh dildo" thing literally in my face...
she was dressing up to leave and I was asking her if she wanted to stick around, have a drink, chill, she said "nope I had my fun, you are good dick; I gotta get going"...

Also, sometimes I decide that want use superlike, and can't find the girl which I want like.

I know that my strategy is completly wrong, it would be better if I would "like" only girls which are superlike-tier for me.

how do i get a lewd dutch grill?

I think girls from Zurich have about the most unproportional standards in the world.

Fuck. I've never been successful with Tinder and feel like I have to pick low hanging fruit women.

I just want a gf lads, normal gf

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I only know that the access to make out with girls is sending DM in Twitter or having chat on Skype.

hahahahahahaha
was she pretty or did you lower your standarts on her ?

Just bring a lighter. A few people I know do that just to talk to others.