/brit/

Hi /brit/, please help me.

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dunno if you use them in the UK but everytime I order from Papa Johns I always use a 25% promo code off and it always works
just a tip if you don't like overpaying for 'za

love that place

When the question of Brexit was raised...nobody asked us gamers
we were not asked

>tasmania is the size of scotland
REALLY makes you think

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delete this mate

Wha Ya Fookin Nonces Lookin Like This

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your mum is the size of scotland

no she's not
be quiet

>we were not asked
feel like this is a bite at the infamous speech "i'm an englishman"

Have you bought a Brexit Box yet?

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I am a gamerman

waiting for the gf to wake up so I can berate her

>HISTORIC
>DEFEAT
>OF
>BREXIT
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might suck the cock of a nigger but as a joke

will be in posession of my 6th chastity cage soon

rorke reeling in the years

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what happened to the other 5?

Little girl in bloom
You watch the men play cricket
From the window in your room
See the ball go from bat to wicket
Pass away the afternoon

Equally cucky posts.

whos the braphog on the left

wh*Te boy be like 'cow milk too spicy'

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nothing really, one of them doesn't fit too well and made me uncomfortable just wearing it. but I just enjoy the variety and different designs innit
wearing my cb6k right now, honestly people like to shit on it too much, I find its far better than any htv2 clone

can only wear one at a time haha

me I just put barbed wire around my cock, does the trick and it's much cheaper

hah x

personally i just never have sex, same effect as a chastity cage innit

love foreign cultures
love travelling
love ethnic cuisine
love exotic cities
love learning about foreign religions and spirituality
love talking to the locals in faraway lands

hate it when foreigners and their culture are in the UK, hate having nonwhites in British cities

*suckles on the teet of a cockroach*
mmm, ah yes

Does your gf put it on you when her “friend” Jamal comes over?

dumb crossposter

Not really probably just makes you hungry mate

not as fun though haha
its a bit dire for me since this is a pretty strong fetish I have, but im not an ugly virgin freak so I can't go mental and have a cage permanently affixed to me, or get a PA

*injects you and your children*
nothing personal, goy

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unpasteurized roach milk and froot loops
just a cheeky snack before bed

>honestly people like to shit on it too much
tmi

leftypol are here

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went to bed last night needed a piss but didn't piss the bed. crazy how adults can do that.
it seems the key to not peeing yourself is to get an erection so if any parents are reading just get your kids hard before they go to bed.

>things like this exist in the deep ocean

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dumb crossposter

Mad how there is naturally formaldehyde in our bodies.

Holy Trainers are fucking awful mate the design is incredibly flawed. Have a real one and it's the worst thing you could ever use. My dick pushes it right off as soon as I try to get hard and this happens regardless of the ring/cage sizes

Wonder if I wander around in my dressing gown, people will think I'm part of the Gentry

milking (you)'s from the 'dumb crossposter' mong. feels good, though causing a little inflation.

OH NO THEY PUT ANTIBIOTICS IN THE MEDICINE!!!

GET EM!

It’s in your bloodstream when you’re hungover and is a part of the reason you feel like shit when you’re hungover.

more of a relicanth man myself

It metabolizes quickly in the body, breaks down rapidly, is not persistent and does not accumulate in the body. Formaldehyde is a naturally occurring substance made of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen. Humans produce about 1.5 ounces of formaldehyde a day as a normal part of our metabolism.

if you dont have it permanently what even is the point of it though you just have to flip a key if you want to wank or shag just more effort
cant understand this fetish

grim times lad
honestly if you had the cash for a real ht you shoulda gotten a custom steel, absolutely love the steelheart tbqh

not an anti-vaxxer but reckon there's some shady shit going on with the flu shots

imagine having that thing wrap its teeth around your cock

>tfw at this very moment there's a ~46ft colossal squid roaming the southern ocean
mental

odds and i fap

I'm already measured up for a Mature Metal cage but I've just not been feeling chastity recently. gunna wait till my bf gets into it again more and if I feel like going into long term chastity I'll order one.

such as?

its very pleasurable just wearing the device, the tight feeling, the slight pulling if you get aroused. just putting one on sends shivers up my spine

It's the formic acid that is more solidly linked to hangovers

*snips your bollocks*

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chastity more like chase titty you fucking virgins

Exactly right

Expensive fuckers MM, what one were you looking at?

the nigger came in my mouth but he still doesnt know that i was joking what an idiot

prolonged use of chastity cages WILL shrink your willy over time.

>use a pass because I love skipping captchas
>fucking HIRO ONLY ACCEPTS CRYPTO AS PAYMENT NOW
stupid Jap cunt

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>Deep sea animals

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*huff* *huff* *huff*
*whips out a list of crime statistics*

bf likes jail bird

It’s the aceteldehyde.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetaldehyde

No choice, ordinary payment services won't pay him.

lads
youtube.com/watch?v=SrvhFA3hPWA
intellectual debate of the millennium soon to occur.

holy cringe

It's the other way round mate, the payment providers stopped supporting Jow Forums. The reason patreon, youtube, facebook etc all banned people like alex jones, sargon etc is because Visa and more specifically Master Card told them to ban them or else they'd cut their payment method from their sites. Problem is that even the tech giants are no match for the weight visa and mastercard have on the financial market so they have no recourse but to comply.

oi, you got a loicense for those statistics?

who will you be voting for lads? I'm a Bailey man myself

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shut the fuck up leafscum

malechastity-devices.com/index.php?Itemid=1118
reckon if i was after open design and liked that i'd just go for this or the london tower instead and save a bit of dosh

Well I mean, it's not any one of them specifically mate, but yes acetaldehyde plays a bigger role because it's the first byproduct of alcohol consumption and therefore the most abundant toxin

alri

>holy cringe

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Big Bailey

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>have to choose between a paki nigger and a literal nigger
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRITTAINA RULE THE WAVES HAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHA

'ch

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can never understand femdom

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The La Li Lu Le Lo strikes again

stinks of a working class bottom feeder

I'm canceling my subscription to /brit/ in 2019. Not funny anymore.

ill feed your bottom, tosser