Culture Pals /cp/

i need to start lifting too :')

Oh wow the qt schizo hungaryan thot from this here general actually deleted her profile now by the looks of it

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No it’s true. He worked hard

FUCKING JANNY
fuck you american
t. original thread maker
reeeeeee

Jealous little runt

Swole 2019

Show me the evidence, cunts

this darren guy probably stopped posting a long time ago so it's hard to find evidence.
unless, someone here has a thing for keeping pics of fit /cp/ posters.

Search the archives yourself

Hello my friends! how goes the day?

i received a message from someone who ghosted me two months ago O_O very strange

I received a 5 year old message once

he said he was away from the site.
idk why he even said that because i see him online sometimes :')
what was the message to you?

Some girl who ghosted me 5 years ago after a short convo. She found me again and thought we hadn't spoken, so she sent a hello message

i wonder why people do that.
my first guess is that his main qt is occupied hence he decided to message a back up qt(?)
did you talk to the gril again after the hello message or did you just let it die?

Tik tok thot
Around my block
Looking for me
To suck my cock

I'm sorry but 2 months ago I didn't ghost anyone I will always try to answer my messages.

New strategy: Make up a weird, but interesting story about yourself and send it to the qt. Intention: Make the conversation less formal and more interesting
Conclusion: Didn't work

Ask her name!

UPDATE: It worked brilliantly. She even gave me her number and called me sweet and handsome

We sent a couple messages and then I let it die. She wasn't good looking anyhow

>having to make up stories about yourself
Pathetic

Stfu bong. It's a good story and that's all that matters. Got a number, a compliment and she seems really cute desu

Country?

You will have to keep track of the lies you tell through all future conversations with her

It's time to strike back! OPERATION COUNTER BOB
Going to post my fisiq as profile picture and hit on Indian women in real easy manner. If she no speak English, Google translate
मैं तुम्हें अभी चाहता हूं, मुझे हवाई जहाज से घर ले आओ।

China desu. But she seems very westernized

Sweet! Have you messaged her yet on WhatsApp?

>china

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I tried sending her a friend request on WeChat, but I'm not sure if I succeeded. She's asleep now so I can't ask her

It's only a small lie. The story actually happened, but it happened like half a year ago. Only lie I told is that the event happened today.

>Not preparing for the Asian century by learning Mandarin and getting an Asian wife
Retard. Europe is over. You need to adapt

was it this chlag?

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No. She's a normie.

Who is this girl?

some chlag who literally just wrote me.. it felt too coincidental

Can I not send a message on WeChat without being friends? And how do I know if she accepted my friend request

If she's in any way familiar with Jow Forums culture then you should block her immediately

Lift weights get dates

That can't be true. Last I heard she was preparing with all forces for the coming century of not Asians but lies instead..:^)

That's hardly the same thing as "making up a story". Being careless with details is just part and parcel of not being an autist

Why?

>this general is 5 women for every 100 guys

Hello,
I came across your profile and it seemed to me quite interesting - that's why I am sending you the first, initial and awkward message in the hope that you will also share the desire to make contact with me.
In the meantime, I wish you a nice evening!
Lea

Yes, why?
Guys are such drama queens, actually hard to believe, I swear.
If the qt is not autistic, that's the problem. If she is, than that's the one. Lol, nothing's ever good enough cuz then you'd have to stop whining. Hahaha

But have fun lifting there, user.

I get about 5 wemen for every 10 messeges sent. Just never bang em cause ion got a car nigga

You're a grill?
I have had terrible (you honestly can't imagine how terrible) experiences so far. I won't say what because I don't want to become a meme. Also, if you happen to be a grill I have one advice to you: Don't date anyone one here

We know, you shat up this general for months with your schizhophrenic ramblings

Lol

Are you that box faced skank trying to sell nudes here?

Yeah her face is literally a cube, probably mogs every guy's jaw here, she was sending me nudes and trying to make me send her money, she'd a chestlet and has a roast beef vagina

Yikes i knew it was her, she's probably a failed normie that has to attention whore here because no one pays attention to her in real life

Literally nothing wrong with that

Post a pic here

Yes, all that. And also, I'm a lover of projecting.
How bout you? :)

That's gonna be a huge "yikes" from me

Whatever suits you

roast beef vagina cube faced thot LOOOL

látom szeretnek itt téged

Kedves népek, igen.

Stopped getting new opening messages from qts on Tandem. The drop off has been really dramatic, anyone experienced the same?

post them you faggot

is Tandem decent for finding qts? At least short-term?

Nope still coming in strong

Maybe the system flagged me for having loads of languages selected but never speaking in anything but english

Would be pretty concerning if it monitored your conversations to that degree

Remember to race mix GOY

Do you have any reviews?

It's like Tinder, you get a visibility boost for the first few days then you're back with the pleb

Nope

Sup frens, how are you guys doing?

Welp, I fucked up my life and now I am a wagecuck and have a GF, so I odnt have time to post here or on interpals

Btw, I am Frank, if anyone still remembers me

what about your polish gf?

Well... That's good.
You didn't fuck up, you are just getting older and getting responsibilities:)
What's the job?
Randy here

She werent my gf ant thankfuly she is gone, I believe she is in Turkey now, but I am not sure...

She got weirdly enraged when I said I had an irl girl

The good thing is... I got a thon of shit for free from Poland

Bom te ver, Randy, espero que esteja bem!

I am a graphic designer, but I dont want to do it forever... I am thinking about some things and maybe I will move to Argentina to study, unis here are being shutdown because of Biroliro government...

So, what are you pals up to? Any new qts? God new sites?

Está tudo bem. A tirar a carta de condução e com uma constipação hehe
Will your gf move to Argentina with you?
Going to a new country is a new experience. Basically a new life.

Em relação a qts, tenho andado a falar com uma rapariga durante 3 meses. Não é nada demais. Apenas uma ou duas mensagens por semana (é quando ela está online). Também estou a aprender alemão, mas em pausa porque quero dedicar-me na carta de condução.

Que corra tudo bem contigo ;)

NIGGERS

É muito trabalhoso tirar a carta em Portugal?

Aqui é tudo muito caro, paguei cerca de mil euros pela minha, mas se equivalem a quatro salários meus.

To be honest, I dont know...
She is another one of those messy girls that end up with me, but I want to make it last with her, she makes me feel good...
Studying in Argentine is 10 times cheaper than studying here and living there is also not bad, I am planning to make about 2k euros per month with a business idea, so it wont be hard...

Sadly I wont have a taste of the native argies crotch, but having a friend like her is good...

Fuck me
3 months is a lot of time, tell me more about her!
German is nice, we have some good teachers in Brazil, maybe you would like to be recommended to one of those free online classes?!

Paguei 499€, salário mínimo é 605€.
Não é muito trabalhoso. Só precisei de pagar, levar um papel do médico a dizer que estou bem. Só.
Comecei na semana passada.
Aí é bastante caro.

That's what matters, if both are happy, it should last.
Brazilian crotch is good enough hehe

A rapariga é alemã. Temos sempre tido conversas bastante grandes e tenciono visitá-la no próximo Outono em principio. Ela sabe que eu quero lá ir.
Eu tenho andado a usar duolingo, mosalingua e drops. Por enquanto tem estado a dar.

WHERE

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Based & Bluepilled

I count six shots nigga

youtu.be/JLjTmuZxK8Y

I count two guns nigga

Oh shit

>tfw Albanian qt says my name wishing me goodnight every night
Serbs were a mistake for attempting to genocide these qts

When do you see her?

Depends on when I get a job

Why don’t you have a job?

Cause I have no skills in my degree and lots of skills where I don't have a degree. HR just treats me like a dirty whore

Took a lot of pics today that I plan on using for my profile but there's one problem - they were all taken on my android and the quality is shit. Anyone know a program that sharpens pictures?

do you live near a big airport? You could go work as a ramp service dude. It’s just physical labor, but you get travel benefits so really cheap flights

>do you live near a big airport?
No, but I'm a little guy anyway. I have a tough time lifting anything above 30 lbs

So? it’ll make you stronger

I ain't risking a career ending injury at 24, the fuck I look like? Derrick Rose?