Why does russian woman put on make up when simply taking out the trash?

hot, I heard sex with bipolar/bpd girls is great

I heard sex is great

God I love Russian women. They are so loving. All they want to is to find their soul mate. Very cute.

sex...

I've fucked one ukrainian chick from uni and if she's anything to go by they're crazy submissive

Sex is overrated.

what is great?

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I heard cuddles and handholding feel better

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Masturbation is better.

>ukrainian
That's why Ukraine is cuck for the West.

lies

Pay a whore and see for yourself.

Give me reasons why sex is worse than masturbation

Dumb makak
It's not only about physical process

I heard just talking to a girl who likes you is best

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You have control about that and this for free.

You are being a fag, Vlad.

yes nice kot

based and pretty funny

Why are russian girls so hot and what are they typically like? If they're crazy tier that's a plus in my book

tfw no crazy depressed russian gf

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Russia is like IRL anime

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>Thought that Japan was irl anime too
>Turns out it was Russia all along

Congolese man with his Russian wife.

Even my African brothers are importing Russian women now. Life is good!

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Is this supposed to be a joke? Never know with g*rmans.

Better than Animes

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Do people know English in Moscow, Stalingrad and St Petersburg?

isnt that paris

Doesn't look like paris at all

>Stalingrad
No such city

He wants to visit Russia in 1942

Why do russian girls all do anal sex

Because they eat healthy food and thus have nice elastic anuses that are easy to clean

It's a requirement in their porn industry, so they start training from young age since sex work is the main profession of most Russians.

Well a literal trashbag is more attractive and desirable than a russian "'man"'.

Show bob Svetlana

this

>I wish a Russian girl would stare at me in Russian.

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Neck too skinny, wouldn't bang

Bad idea

You've mistaken me with someone.
I'm a proud, as those subhumans say, "churka". Real man, not a beta drunktard. Svetlanas are begging us to impregnate them with our superior semen

be my gf

For you Muslims having Russian women as baby factories is good, because Russian women are crazy and always raise crazy kids anyway, so you guys can easily raise tons of Islamic terrorists who have Russian mothers who will gladly blow themselves up in the name of Allah.

Хaчaм мopдy бьют, yёбищe ты вoлocaтoe.

>pressure to perform
>cum to fast or not at all, both make you feel like shit

Masturbation you don't have to worry about anyone elses enjoyment. I prefer masturbation for getting off but sex for just intimacy/closeness.

Russian women are not crazy around us, in fact they're the most timid creatures you will ever encounter.

Look at your flag, you're the weakest link anyone can possibly think of. even russo*d whores despise you

Ivan, you wouldn't do shit and we both know it. You're not allowed to talk about hand to hand combat, i bet you never punched a heavy bag in your entire life. If i had a need i could easily dismantle you in front of your friends and relatives, and they wouldn't dare to stop me.

Mahmud, you apeshit monkeys won't last a month when America will go full Venezuela and day of the rope will come to you.

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Will screenshot b4 ivans genocide you all

mee too, had to choke her, not even my thing