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NEET master race edition

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First for Takane

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Communist Nurhadi confirmed

time to unleash NPC memes into indon netizen

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Lah ini napa malah berapi-api si kowi kan udah diasuruh sejuk sama ngapresiasi wkwkwkwkwk malah kami ingin kerja kek

I'm glad it's over. My sides were gone

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jokowi seething right now lmao

Wowo sama aja taik wkwkwkwk
geblek emang nih dagelan

So what's happening so far, only watched the first round then i went fapping

Tell me about the peoples of Southeast Asia
what is life like down there?
what are your relations with each others?

I know next to nothing about your region

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Iya ngentot, ortu tadinya dukung wowo jadi malu sendiri masuk kamar gamau nonton wkwk

>Prabowo is going to raise the tax

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Kagak ada seru-serunya.. meme worthinya cuman Ma'ruf jadi NPC

Just like Paris. And not even kidding.

Ikr, this is whole debate is comedy gold. But you know what's worse? They are our president candidate.

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Full of muslims, you can at least relate to that

>increasing taxes
Fucking socialists I fuck swear.

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>be jokodok
>your companion is braindead AI

It's happening all over the world desu, look at Trump, Bolsonaro, etc with their eccentric behaviours

If the trend continues wowo will win

Idc, I just want to see the world burn

>prabowo out of nowhere dance
my sides were gone

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INDONESIA NEGERIKU
ORANGNYA LUCU LUCU

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what do you mean?

not really, muslims make up roughly 10% of the population

INDONS BTFO

>what do you mean?
It looks beautiful outside, but fucked up inside.

Like retarded version of EU. At least we're kind to each other on the outside.

balkanized indon when

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Ngak juga ah, orang orang udah kesel aja sama kowi, harga harga pada naek, hidup susah. Mak emak aja udah eneg. Tetangga tetangga gw yang dulunya yang heboh milih kowi sekarang aja diem diem nyesel dia.

>Selebtwats and libtards support Jokowi
Well i guess i Prabowo is my choice then, i don't care if Indonesia will get worse or whatever, their tears are more than worth it

why isn't papuasa new guinea considered part of SEA?

How the hell you just realized this now.

No, West Papua is technically not even Asia, only considered SEA because it's part of Indon

>cawapres 01 the during the whole thing

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Too busy working on my undergraduate thesis mate, then i checked twitter for a few weeks and holy fuck, they think their opinion matters. Seriously social media figures are the worst

>Saya bukan Gerindra lagi, Pak
wkwkwkwkwwkwk

If West Papua becomes independent, PNG have no reason to join ASEAN for sure.

T I C K
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C
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Ya iyalah mau jadi pengangguran kayak si dhani? Semua bos entertainment itu kan sponsorin kowi. Dulu ada si hari tanoe tapi diancam mau dijeblosin ke penjara tuh liat jadinya.

Iya, apapun alasannya buktinya orang2 eksentrik gitu bisa menang di banyak negara2 lain, emang lagi jamannya orang2 aneh mimpin negara, walau alasan mereka kepilih bervariasi

replacd it with NPC wearing peci instead

What will most likely happen on the next debates when it will be capres vs capres and especially cawapres vs cawapres? It's gonna be a bloodbad

>says merely 0.00000..% of the population
Most fags blindly follow what their idols say, it's a pretty well known tactic to tend to public figures to easily gain many votes with only one effort.

>maaruf.exe has stopped working

where do you draw the line between asia and australasia?

>cawapres vs cawapres
OHNONONONO
Seriously i'm cringing at the thought of this, I despise Amin but damn, it'd be fatally awkward, and it's against Uno, to make things worse

sandi finna dabbed on boomer

it's gonna be zoomer vs boomer epic battle

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One of these, based on fauna distribution. If you're talking about plate tectonics then New Guinea entirely is the border

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This kek
It's gunna be epic inter-generation total war

i study for anatom exam tomorrow lads
tell me how's debat capres, indobros?

>Tell me about the peoples of Southeast Asia
They range from literal ooga booga to average metropolitan men.
>what is life like down there?
Not really that exciting, just the usual 8-5pm work, watching sports at late night food outlets while drinking milk tea instead of alcohol, playing sports.
>what are your relations with each others?
Asean is the group meeting where local politicians meet up to chat about how to improve their economy without unnecessary competition and invest in each other. Other than occasional border conflict in Cambodia and Myanmar killing every minorities as usual relations between countries is something like trade partner with some special treatment.

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Sandi is still holding his power level at the debate.

it was epic. My sides were on orbit

who's more pro-western fucker? wiwi or wowo as this will be the gold standard on my choice

Where do we start...

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Wowo and Uno kept speaking english to confuse Amin lmao, but you decide for yourself

Your allowed to change/use a lanuage a speaker is not familiar with?

The debate was still about human right, corruption, laws, and terrorism.
However if my hearing was right, Jokowi admitted that he allowed the rice import eventhough the minister of food told that we didn't need to import rice.
Still, wait for last debate for that since the topics will be about business and shit.

Prabowo and Uno used english for technical terms which basically destroyed the NPC brain of Maruf

how come people in new guinea almost look black? the islanders on the west look asian

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I won't get really mad if it's a legit public figure, but it's social media figure for fuck's sake. Fuck them and fuck anyone who mindlessly following them. I would be more than happy if kominfo somehow blocks twitter so those fags can shut up

>almost look black
melanesian gene
>western islanders look asian
austro-asiatic gene

New Guinea was part of the Sahul shelf, along with continental Australia. While the western islands were mostly part of the Sunda shelf. This is why New Guinean people are more identical to australian aborigines than other SE asians.

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you tell me

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>christian leader
wtf I'm going to vote on sandiaga uno

He's basically what Ahok could've been if he mastered 4D chess

EMBRACE THIRD POSITION
VOTE SAM ALIANO

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pengen ngentot gan

one more week bros

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For me, only higher education matters.

I don't really know how to read these graphs, does it mean that they are an older population?

>pls stop calling me ahok guise
What's his problem?

FUCK LIBTARDS
FUCK PSI
FUCK SELEBTWATS
FUCK CHINKS
PRABOWO FOR PRESIDENT

Is there a protocol to dismiss the VP once Joko is elected? There's no way that literal statue is going to be in any country's office.

If only Prabowo wasn't such an autistic twat

Government need to abolish all the pesantrens. Just look at that useless old fuck maaruf amin, he literally become the most powerful islamic leader on this cunt and bargain his way into the vice presidency seat with no knowledge whatsoever

Pesantrens must be banned. Really. It does almost nothing to increase human development and discourages critical thinking and turns people into NPC worker bees. Very dangerous to a developing society.

>Jokodok chooses Maaruf instead of Mahfud MD

Damnit how tf will we have a functioning presidency if 01 is elected

Isn't pesantren like monastery?
t. christcuck

Okay Grace and Tsamara you can fuck off now.

The conspirator said that Joko will replace Amin with Ahok when he gets elected again.

Agree. NPCs factory

nah, he will be budiono 2.0

Just imagine the revolution that would cause

Mahfud is very vocal, also i like how he openly opposes LGBT to BTFO libtards, especially those PSI faggots

Mahfud actually has experience in politic

Maaruf should go back teaching in a Islamic school or whatever the fuck he used to do

They're actually preparing to kill the masses though. Remember that ammunition that police ordered but got caught by the army?

If Ahok were alive...

if you can make other politicans / presidents / prime ministers from another country the president of indonesia, who would you choose?

He should just sit and pray in the mosque instead of embarrassing the entire 01 team.

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Trump so we would have memer president.

Putin

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This 1000x

Unironically Trump so i can taste those delicious libtards tears everyday. Now i know that Trump supporters in the US are not ignorant retards, they just hate those libtards, not caring what will happen to their country as long as those faggots suffer and whining on the social media everyday

YEAH JUST LIKE THOSE CUNT ON TWITTER CLAIMING THEY ARE SELEBTWATS OR WHATEVER

Post some of those libtards tweet. I'm curious

pengen ngentot grace dan tsamara gan

Just search for the hashtag in twitter.

I had to wash my eyes from all the cringe I saw