/brit/

business idea:
inventing a new race worse than blacks

if you're 30 years old you should have a stable job and family not be on fucking Jow Forums LMAO

based

nigger containment zone

this but unironically

If I cared what tankie Greaves had to say I'd check his Twitter feed, thank you. I don't need you to parrot his Twitter posts here

don't get too caught up in social norms lad
everyone finds their own happiness

I was raped when i was thirteen

idea: socialism but not too much of it

if you're younger than 30 you should be out with your friends and/or gf and making the most of your fleeting youth LOL

a bit anxious lads.

tomorrow i'm going out with these work lads who are absolute mental drinkers and always peer pressure me into going way overboard my limit. i've been out with them 4 times now and all 4 of those times i've blacked out and woken up in a puddle of vomit and urine. i fear that i may genuinely die by choking on my vomit or stumbling over in a drunken stupor. but i don't want to decline their request cause i want to stay good mates with them

what should i do?

all me but not addicted to drugs any more

I notice how this isn't a gendered comment but people are gonna interpret it as one regardless

21 should be the cut off age here. Fucking pathetic that I share this general with literal fucking write-offs.

I was raised by the 'chon

blog on

Get a backbone you absolute melt

not helping

Going on Holiday to the Scottish Highlands it looks stunning

go find a psychiatrist to blog to

Well, did you deserve it?

yes mate, the friendless loser wasting his youth on the internet is definitely not the write-off. cope on lad.

if you're older 19 and still posting here just fuck off you cretinous vile freak

It's 6pm on a Thursday mate I'm not a machine

then go somewhere else

Every populace gets the government it deserves.

big brain post

if you're old enough to post here then you're not far off turning 21 at all. i can guarantee almost 100% you'll still be here by then

lad just tell them you have an allergy or are in l antibiotics or whatever

just show them your tits they'll love it

This. Once I'm legal to drink, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

*sends you scuttling back to ireland*

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t. 19 year old who thinks he wont be here next year

zoomers completely oblivious to how quickly time flies after you reach 18

quite amusing really

if you're older than 15 and still here you should kill yourself

The de-industrialisation of the imperialist countries and the consequent weakening of the proletariat is the material basis of The Left.

>needing for it to be legeal to drink
hahaha bet you wait for the green light when crossing the street to, wanker

INTERGALATIC PLANETARY INTERGALATIC PLANATERY BRAIN

>all these 25 y/o+ sadcases trying to cope

>doesnt have a house at age 8
povvo sadcase

Visiting the 'rents for dinner, will kip here too haha

Few beers for me deeeee lllaaddd

ah yes, the vf cope.

i'm 21, been posting in /brit/ for 6 years. i have no reason to stop posting here. in all honesty i have not massively progressed in life

Haha, yeah. I'm not a nigger, lad.

If you aren't an embryo actually fucking die

ah yes if I browse Jow Forums a bit it means I browse it all of the time

t. 40 year old boomer with no family

this is my first post ever on this site you're all pathetic freaks honestly

>I Jow Forums responsibly

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I remember being 19 and thinking there's no chance I'm still going to be on here when I'm 25 and now it's less than two months away
Funny old life

22 felt very recent, now it's 7 years later and I'm still here

I've got a gf, a house, an alright job, a good social life etc.

this is the first time i've gone on the internet and I typed in this url at random and I just wanted to say that going by the last few posts here that anyone who has posted here before him is a loser

t. 19 year old virgin freak with no friends or gf

get my servant to browse /brit/ and read the posts out for me so im not actually browsing this shithole

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really dislike the teenage shitheads who only come here to wind up everyone else
fuck off to /b/, morons

i remember thinking at 17 that there is no way I will continue to be an ugly incel at 23 now here we are 27 and I am still an ugly incel lol. things don't change lol

Same lad hehe
March 9th me

been posting for 7 and a half years
22 this year and haven't gone a week without checking on Jow Forums since 2011

if you use Jow Forums at all you're in no position to cast any judgements. sad little copelord gremlins, the lot of you.

gonna get drunk and unable to get an erection just to spite the gf

me off to floor rorke

dont worry lad anyone who is over 25 who browses Jow Forums is a incel freak write-off

Your brain cannot get any bigger.

hello homealone, you gona be whining like usual all day tomorrow?

I'm the IRL cool guy that casually posts here from time to time.

It is possible to leave this site. So many people have indeed grown up, moved on and left.
To name a few:
>Craven
>Fatcam
>Tom
>Caralad
>Maisiebro
>Sershlad
>Cornwall
>Riley
>Delumo
>Dormers
>Ryan
>Liam
>Callum
>Ludford
>Mark with his tuba
And those are just some of the posters with recognised identities. There's countless more anonymous posters who have just stopped posting here over the years.
They all left. Most of us will too. Newfags will take our place. The true oldfags who stay here forever are the damned failures.

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Prince Philip is dead lads.

catyank is based

Nutting feels so much better when pissed as a fart though. You can get into it without feeling silly.

i'm the irl hopeless loser that tries not to post here all the time but fails

typical arrogant student. You have no idea what you’re in for

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i guess theres another obnoxious saffer prick here the rest of the time then

Caralad is dead mate

you forgot based porridge

happening

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if youre 30 and still poor its your own fualt though

Ever done the Riverdance, lad?

haha lisicki is a damned failure

Finally taken the yellowpill lads

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Know a lad like this IRL
Was a complete normalfag by most measures, very attractive and well-liked by most people, intelligent. But is also a vidya playing, anime watching, Jow Forums posting, twitch watching, meme loving autist. Was a delight just being near him, since while he fit in with the cool people he also fit in with us rejects which was pretty affirming, in a way.

Not really. Probably just living a boring life with his gf

>Finally taken the yellowpill lads

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anyone who is poor is entirely their own fault

No words, only melody comes. So I take another day off.

Not yet.

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is the Isle of Man a nice place