Mfw Sparta was actually real

>mfw Sparta was actually real

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are you kidding me ?
You are even European, how the fuck you didn't knew that ?

>actually believing this

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nope , sparta is form that movie
the greekniggers renamed some town to sparta to try and get tourism form the movie's fame

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I had that same face

yes but it wasn't that meme warrior society

????

>Athenians are lambasted as wimpy gay pedophiles by pro-Spartan propaganda, even though sexual relations between men, and between men and boys, was a capital offense punishable by death or exile (which was worse than death), and 99% of famous Greek battles were conducted and won by Athenians
>Spartans are regarded as badass macho men despite losing all the famous battles they fought in and having homosexuality so deeply embedded into their culture that they had other men fuck their wives to make babies
fuck sp*rta and fuck sp*rtanoids

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gay sex was 100% cool in athens.
Read some Plato, faggot.

Still is.
Comfy rural place,
nice people,
good farm produce and paintball games

fuck off newfag

The city itself is boring but it's a nice place to stay while visiting other nearby cities and places

nobody wants to visit israel you jew shitskin

a lot do my senpai there's plenty of nice places

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actually believes this

>mfw Macedonia was actually real

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actually they didnt do anal. they thrust the cock between the other guys thighs and even then lusting after a boy was ridiculed as compared with looking after him.

such nice deserts and arab shitholes

Was oral sex okay if you were just looking after them and making sure they didn't get to stressed?

Implying that weren't a faggotry.

>mfw Atlantis was just a meme

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actually they didnt do anal. they thrust the cock between the other guys thighs and even then lusting after a boy was ridiculed as compared with looking after him.

surely you're not serious

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There's no evidence that they existed though. People made shit up all the time back then.

how would you know? we found Troy

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>mfw not born in modern day sparta and cant we wuz with my fellow spartans

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Is it really Troy though? The Iliad made it seem glorious, epic, and magnificent, but the ruins are small and disappointing

>A poem embellished things
Did you also think that in real life warriors killed people just by shouting at them?