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Daring new synthesis from the last thread

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Ugly people can do it too. Just need a smidgen of confidence.

Yo, Jamie, wouldn't it be hilarious if we started fucking? Not in a gay way but as like a prank, wouldn't that be craaaaazy!

Fuck off you fucking virgin.

Hate mainstream comedians with a passion

Want to disembowel every fucking last one of them

JRE is dogshit, listen to Cumtown

so can ugly people
source:me

Quite like most gay people I've met, honest bunch imo

it's not that big of a deal, it's really easy to black out and get amnesia from benzos. you would probably have been alright even if you took 10mg etizolam.

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Roasties BTFO

dude my life is a non-stop orgy
how the hell am i supposed to remember how many girls i've had???

#HardRemain

>Experts say that a gay black man in the United States has a one in two chance of being diagnosed with HIV. In Atlanta, it is even worse, with those odds perhaps closer to 60 per cent. There are many reasons for this, but racism, homophobia, poverty and lack of education about HIV are all contributors.

sucking a NIGGER

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cant bring myself to get an ugly gf
too autistic to get a gf of my standard

Jamie, uh, pull up that clip of those two chimps going at it in the ring
youtu.be/8AJA9qu1Fr0

SOAP IS SLIPPY UFF
CELLMATE GOT A STIFFY UFF

youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

tune

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WlBBVPMJo

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does vodka make you fat? i heard you actually piss out most of the calories

Dude I'm 250kg how am I supposed to remember every steak I've had?

And other non sequiturs

Legit looks like she's holding a machete in the thumbnail

all liqour makes you fat

Based MGTOW

Doubt you're ugly

Think having a book that you all carry around to show support for a political ideology is kind of a cool idea desu

Or maybe it's because they fuck the fags who have aids.

Blumaan has a shit hairline
He also has the exact same hairstyle in every video despite doing numerous hairstyle tutorials, regurgitating the same thing.

you probably have AIDS now

got rated 5/10 on /soc/ which makes me about 4/10 irl

why do white women hate marie kondo

fucks sake, i thought i was getting fat. i reckon drinking 4 litrees of vodka a week isn't helping. now i can't even drink, can i have anything?
yet another reason why opioids are the patricians choice. fuck my life, seriously fucking kill me.

Seems cold tonight

a closer equivalent would be how many people from your past have you considered to be close friends? or something like that

this whole discussion is so stupid because i bet you can give a dead-on answer to OP's question

Remember lads, if you have sex write it down so you remember, it's really important.

>feminine
>can cook
>can clean
>treats her home with respect

HIV is no big deal these days

Just pop a pill and you live a normal life

>Cumtown
More like fuckmyasstown lmao

t. Cumtown ''''''''''''''''comedians''''''''''''''''''''''''

nah i skip lunch and breakfast on days i drink makes me constant weight

She's a pure asian goddess that tells you to clean up your room and get your act together, in a post-modern world that has forsaken any sort of traditional, stern, motherhood.

Many of the early followers of Christ didn’t think the god of the Old Testsment was the the same heavenly father Jesus spoke about.

Marcionites from the 1st century AD come to mind:
>Marcion believed Jesus was the savior sent by God, believed that the wrathful Hebrew God was a separate and lower entity than the all-forgiving God of the New Testament.

There’s a ton of other early Christian sects who rejected the Abrahamic god and instead tried to fuse Christianity with Roman philosophy

To be honest with you, even Biblics archeologist after tbat the Old Testament god does change forms. Early in the Bible, he’s purely Yahweh, and is a the the warrior god of the Hebrew panther on. Other gods existed like Baal. The early Hebrews were Monolatrist, which is is belief in the existence of many gods but with the consistent worship of only one deity.

As the story progress, Yahweh and El become one and other gods like Baal become not real. The Hebrews become Monotheist.

Plus, there are some Biblical scholars who say the New Testament is more Greek/Roman inspired than Judaic. Jesus and the New Testament are shaper by Paul’s Platonic thinking. Stoics are literally mentioned in the Bible and Paul says they were a big inspiration. There’s a reason Christianity was popular in Rome

Reckon you guys should just pull the plug and leave with no deal desu. You'll suffer but so will the EU. Particularly Germany which is why they are so worried.

>it's really important.
strawman

Ever done the Riverdance, lad?

coldberg

Post face

Is this about accurate

you have to have sex, nut in her, and make her cum or you're still a virgin

if you don't have sex for over 3 months you regain your virginity

my mates all seem to think this, is it true?

need a loli gf
twitter.com/RocksyLight/status/1085982360917692419

every time i've seen those rate threads i always think the ratings that people give are really harsh

>a closer equivalent would be how many people from your past have you considered to be close friends? or something like that

No, it really wouldn't. I can tell you how many close friends I have or have had at various points. Because it's actually an important life issue. Having sex, or eating steak is not.

Heretic

>She's a pure asian goddess that tells you to clean up your room and get your act together, in a post-modern world that has forsaken any sort of traditional, stern, motherhood.

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heh, tubbs

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iceberg is making the roads slippy

wait no...

At it again

Vodka's not a fat man drink but alcohol is literally one of the simplest and most energy dense carbohydrates. It contributes to your caloric intake. A shot of vodka is about 250 kilojoules.

Does talking to random girls in public during the day actually work?

white women: ragged, dionysian
marie kondo: orderly, apollonian

Because she's a living embodiment of the feminine ideal that the Jewish media has brainwashed them against, but when they see her they realize in their hearts that this is the true path and like most people who are suddenly reminded that they've wasted their lives they lash out in anger

its not asking 'how many times have you had sex' its asking 'how many people have you had sex with'

whats so hard about that? i'm sure you could answer the question

basically right except for making her cum, caring about her pleasure is cringe

Yes lad, it's called having a conversation.

gf comes home in 2 hours but i’ve got a stiffy that im gagging to deal with, do i wait for her to get home and pound her like a little slag or do i just smack one out n have an early night

No that's yank shit masquerading as Irish

Ah yes, the classic "i'm american and my personal obscure interpretation of christianity is the correct one."

this
or too generous in the hopes people will give higher ratings to them
basically face rate threads on /soc/ aren't accurate and attractiveness is subjective

Been watching Chinese Femdom videos on pornhub lads

Great stuff

Why are you so mad that white men are more attracted to non-white women?

grow up

I cannot any more than I can answer how many steaks I've eaten. The import is the same.

>you have to pay money to the church

Seems like bit of a scam to me

i don't believe that for a single second

No. To get girls you need social proof via your mates

Says who?

love how no one takes responsibility for their failures any more
>racism and poverty forces blacks and muslims to commit unprecendented levels of crime
>racism and homophobia forces HIV on benders
>the west forces shit-hole countries to be shit-holes with shit-hole cultures
>im incel because of women
>(((someone))) is instigating a white genocide and thats why im not having kids
state of it all

t. vegan freak

nah i think 4,5/10 is around right, dont like the pity ratings
I think its more accurate since a lot of websites pityrate anyone between 6-10
some bloke told me exactly what was wrong (and right) with my face and it was pretty accurate after looking at what he said (bad: crooked nose, big nose tip, bad skin, long area between lips and nose, good: good hair, really good eyes, decent enough jaw)

remember when Ed Miliband decided to give 2p to some beggar
Absolutely love this meme man.

And he gets replaced by another meme man.
Hopefully Corbyn's successor is another meme man.

Absolutely love Labour being led by memes.

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Why not? How hard is it to order a steak?Nice one Centurion!

it's all fun and games until one gets elected

the pet nigger is still chewing on his pickled watermelon rind
must have been going at it all night

There were early Christians who believed the Snake from the Garden of Eden was actually Jesus. They rejected the Hebrew El/Yahweh. They also based this belief on Jesus calling himself a serpent in Luke

Ah yes the classic “Chav who’s nation has the only falling IQ in the Western world” (it’s true, look it up)

None of what I said is exclusive to America. It was an Irish and Anglican philosopher who extrapolated in Stoicism being more similar to Christianity than it was to Judaism

Used to love Big Dave until he fucked the country with the referendum desu. Amazing bants.

Well yeah that’s the internet for you, it’s given losers a crutch. Before it they had to wither and die or adapt and conform. Now they can find other rejects and form their own communities with their own values and ideals, rejecting mainstream society when previously they would have been forced to accept it

Probably spent that 2p on crack

They're heretics just like you

Quite frankly: If you have a weak jaw then your life was over before it even started