/brit/

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cleaning cupboard smells of mephedrone
is it possible to synthesise it with all the crap in there?

my pet nigger can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

How do you know what mephodrone smells like?

>knowing who Barbara Cartland is
virgin

Pour it all down your throat at once and let it mix in your stomach

tfw no nonwhite gf

The Southern Irish? Not a fan.

just ate a wispa through my arse

weed

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You're in France for a romantic evening at the cinema with your gf and this happens
twitter.com/Golem_13/status/1084822512121405440

been at my new job 4 days lads and im already labelled as the “weird one” aha the utter state of me

just smoked a cigarette through my arsehole

Southern, Northern, same thing

Remove potato.

give me something fun to watch
not reading the inane babble on this thread all night again

when my next pay drops in I am going to buy this laptop

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Office Space

youtube.com/watch?v=afMFqPIH9Ao

clean your penis by marie kondo

already seen it, good show

thinking about buying that Christmas book that Survive the Jive wrote

>1900 squid for a dual core with integrated graphics, 16gb of ram and way less than a terrabyte of storage
oh nonononono

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good to know apple is still a massive ripoff

at two jobs i have been asked when i'm going to come in and shoot the place up

what laptop should I buy lads

>British is a feature

Based

kidulthood

家族ゲーム

Wild Dave spotted in the wilds

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eating an apple through a tennis racket

>I want to spend almost 2 grand on a laptop with integrated graphics

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moggs the original

You, about a stalker, Jow Forums is mentioned too

I'd get into the spirit and find a sw*de to bash

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>good show
its a film

No More Easy Life

hello nigger

highly unrealistic movie

Can get better specs for less than a third of the price. Will never understand the sorts of runts who buy apple

>walking down the road
>some guy is picking up shopping he dropped on the side of the road
>he puts some on his car windscreen for some reason and carries his bag to his house
>decide to make a joke of it because he must be embarrassed
>one of the items on his windshield is some ice cream
>i pick it up
>stand in the road, pretend i am holding a spoon
>he comes back and sees me
>i sya 'I'M GOING TO EAT IT'
>he says 'fuck off you little shit'
>apologise and put the ice cream back on the windscreen and walk off

why are jokes so hard, lads

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Post your rarest hat pics lads

Dave

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Bit pathetic for him to like his own post

I'm paying 2 grand for the design and build
nobody cares about graphic unless you're a virgin freak gamer

integrated graphics is not an issue for me because I'm not into video games

it's a show as well

chewing an apple through a letterbox

this anime is incredibly deep and has almost no fanservice at all

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>Mac

Sent from my iPhone

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the build is shit though, so just admit you're a pawn to apple's marketing and shiny designs

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might suck a shite

not really
it's better built than any windows laptop on the market

Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions

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Even netflix uses gpu acceleration but I guess considering you don't even have a 4K screen for that price it won't matter to you. That laptop will unironically overheat on google maps.

>buying apple laptops
OH GOY

Weed is bad for you, mate. Why smoke that shit?

Phil the Greek arrested for DUI.
Brexit cancelled.

Good news day!

Queen of /brit/

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is that trigger's eva ripoff?

>Graphics cards are only for vidya gaemz virgin!

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macbooks are peng tbf and worth the money and the hardware is highly specialised for the macbook only a virgin would disagree

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I earn £15,000 a month. Spending £2k on a laptop is not much to me. I don't care what you think

macbooks are the best by far
unless you want to play games on it

surprised she hasn't been eaten already she's such a dog

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What did Thatcher mean by
>when will they learn that you cannot build Jerusalem in Brussels?

If you care about graphics cards or even know the difference between them then there's a 105% risk that you're a virgin freak

imagine paying retail price for a macbook

>13 inches
1900 just how how is it so fucking small lmao

thinkpad
latitude
elitebook

Stop stealing my gimmick you sad freak. I've watched kidulthood over a 100 times on my psp.

the build quality is worse than lenovo chinkshit lol!

based rossman of poor macbook sexual assault cold cases

im addicted lad

LOL. It's literally specced like a budget machine. In fact I doubt you could buy a machime, new, with as low a specification today.

yeah i imagine you'd just nick it lmao london paki

nigward

bouncin' the testicles

BASED

ROASTIES BTFO

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looking at his profile now
he's such a mug

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that's not how rich people think it's the opposite it's not about how much something costs but its value for money.

two lads I sometimes bought coke off were shot today

fuck off you pikey spaz

no you dont
be quiet

Bet you are just addicted to jacking off.

people who taking shit about macbooks are obviously too poor to own one
can smell the bitter jealous virgins from here

now imagine the smell

If you can recommend a similarly priced laptop with better specs that isn't made of plastic and isn't chinkshit then I will genuinely consider buying it.

FOY