What are some of the perks of your job?

What are some of the perks of your job?

>be me
>work in restaurant
>blow my nose in every meal I prepare

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>be me
>develop medical instruments
>blowjob from nurses in the trials

I would gladly serve a life sentence followed by the death penalty for raping this bitch, I'd die smiling as they injected me with that shit.

what the fuck?

incel
go back to r9k or reddit you faggot

>not farting on the meringues
it's like you want to be poor

>be me
>run own business
>work from laptop anywhere
>make own schedule
>long as work gets done I can take most of the month off
>working harder means more time off

>tfw this girl doesn't blow her nose in all my meals
;-;

*Blocks your path*
"Back up buddy you're too close. OK far enough. I have to tell you, that post was very cool VERY edgy. If you want to join our guild, come down to the cathedral. It's the black one with the gears."
*Smoke bomb*
You see the tip of the power kilt slide around the corner and hear the desperate jingle of chains fading down the alley.

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You wish

How long do you suppose they'd lock me up for sneaking into her house to smell her breasts

>be me
>data entry
>have my own office; spend most of the day shitposting on Jow Forums

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Check out all the virgins that would do anything to fuck a 7/10. You brainlets need to get out of your mom's basement and get laid ASAP.

>s-she’s only a 7/10
Faggot detected
I can tell those tits are amazing from here

Alpha as fuck holy shit

butterface

Teach me how sensei

can you normalfags gtfo Jow Forums already
why won't you just go to reddit/facebook/twitter where EVERYONE is like you already
you pick the one place where people you don't like hang out, WHY?

>work in car industry
>get a new luxury car lease every year as part of compensation

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>be me
>inside trade all day
>funds are safu

who likes you?

you know who... nobody.
Unless you can turn into a human being in the next years. Else you can just kys, don't come here again.

Its almost too easy to bait out the roasties now

Him? I don't give a single fuck about? You on the other hand? I fuckin loathe that you are breathing my oxygen you fucking normalfag.Get the fuck out and go back to whatever plebeian cancer social media you were using. NO DON'T. DON'T YOU FUCKIN TOUCH THAT KEYBOARD.JUST FUCKIN LEAVE

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>you pick the one place where people you don't like hang out, WHY?

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I would gently make love to her, caress her tenderly, then hold and cuddle her for hours on end.

I was out and i didnt get laid now im back in my basement

If you caught a girl like this on the right day you could smile at her, chat her up and have consensual sex with her.

What business?

I would love to blow my nose in everyone of her holes.

>IT, travelling gig
>free unlimited fiber and 4G
>free car
>status at airline, hotels
>tons of miles and free hotel nights
>free food and booze
>get to work from home half the time and shitpost

Sauce? Momokuri?

Yes. Norika best waifu

Would unironically join the guild

That is more pathetic than anything dude

Nurses ARE pretty horny. Rarely have I met one that wasn't cheating on their spouse.

If I saw her i'd try to stare at her tits as much as possible without getting caught and then go home and wank off and then cry my loneliness away as I drift off to sleep

imagine going out in public dressed like this and knowing that every guy around is you lusting over you

its probably a feeling of power that none of us will ever experience. the closest male equivalent i could think of would probably be driving around in a Lambo but even that wouldnt come close

Or having a good physique, it's achievable bro

Roasties are WAY thirstier for lambos than pecs. It's fucking sad but true.

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An even closer example is being a movie producer.

It's not uncommon during casting that multiple girls to offer sex in exchange for the part.

It's all supply and demand. Every dude in his early 20s has pecs, but how many drive a lambo?

>why do all the guys stare at me all the time
>nobody appreciates me for my amazing personality

>It's not uncommon during casting that multiple girls to offer sex in exchange for the part.

I don't think its really comparable as that is basically just a business transaction. The girl just sees fucking him as a stepping stone to better things, and nothing more.

This girl is basically a cheeseburger in a room full of starving people. The craving is on a biological level and there's no thinking involved

I wish I was part of the guild.

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Yeah you're right. It must be a nice feeling.

sounds like a dream

this

/biz is the most sexually frustrated board on this forum. Its worse then r9k. Be patient berthern, money buys everything. But only if you manage to hold. Be patient...

>be me
>build crypto mining farms for a living
>actually am my own boss and really enjoy my work

Me see boobies me respond to thread

Good luck to those who do this and dont end up jaded.

could it be the result of stress from over working? looking for that sweet release

muh milkers

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Jow Forums and/ biz/ are merging. have to check a few times a day which one I'm on.

>be senior systems engineer at fortune 100 cloud computing goliath
>have root access to billions of dollars of computing power and bandwidth
i could ddos amazon off the planet, or mine thousands of dollars a day of crypto if i wanted. or just have free unlimited servers and bandwidth for whatever i want

tfw im a straight white male and ill never be able to be her ;-;

kek

>nobody can say I didn't wash my hands

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i want to be your friend

>ywn be a cute 10/10 with giant milkers

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I'm a wedding DJ.
Hottie bridesmaids.
Hottie serving wrenches.
Buffet dinners.
Playing music I like for money.
Hotties using their bods to convince me to play their shitty pop songs.

I would keep her in my basement and only feed her if she sucks my cock. After Stockholm syndrome takes over I'd marry her and have at least 4 children with her.

>be me
>work in restaurant
>blow my load in every roastie that walks in

Yet you just know she probably considers herself an oppressed women. This looks like the NYC subway so its almost a guarantee.

>you will never have to deal with periods, gynecologists, makeup bullshit, fashion or insane moodswings

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Roasties, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

> Engineer in chemical plant

Perks: 110K / year.

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Doesn't look like the NYC subway to me.

based

>be me
>theater professor
>get to fuck a different hottie with daddys issues every semester

unbased

I bleed AIDS into the pizza sauce

>chat her up
This is where you lost me
This is what would happen desu

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>be me
>financefag
>currently getting blown by a hooker under my desk

Shit is cash

i fapped to the spooky ghost

Free food and drink and friendly business processes limited to a schedule, I'll tell you a job; Waiter

What's the point of lying on an anonymous forum

>Rockstar web application artisan
>Work from home because it doesn't matter where my client is from, everything can be done online.

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that is so accurate it is actually hilarious.

Plan as good as any

Go back to your containment board, incel

>putting pussy this high up on a pedistool

>transportation fully reimbursed
>super cheap lunch at company's restaurant (3€ for a full lunch)
>complementary health insurance
>no actual targets and minimal oversight
>large budget for projects
>personal projects encouraged
>bonuses for every patent published
>conferences and tradeshows
>office furnished as my own personal mancave
>job is actually interesting

incels are the worst when it comes to giving whores status that they shouldn't have.

Life in prison just to have sex with a woman. The state of incels

>one day one of the girls regrets fucking you and understands you used your power position to get laid
>she talks about it with different students and some of them agree
>they decide to publicly announce you sexually abused them even though it was consensual sex which they later regret
>you lose your job, reputation and social status without even going on trial

>Rockstar

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I sell cellphones

Buy on swapppa or eBay mark up 20-25% .
Decent living don’t have to report anything everything is done cash in hand
Work out of Facebook yard sale or word of mouth

Have came across endless amounts of nudes because people want to data swap

Found a friends gf squirting ( pussy not kept well, 2 kids) decent vid

FINALLY saw her tits were decent

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Degenerate board, plebbit 2.0 confirmed

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russia

>sec ops analyst 2 hours of my 7 hour day
>cryoto trader the other 5
>last year make £40k from 9-5
>and a cheeky top up from crypto circa £200k

One more bull run please sirs and I can leave this wagecuck lifestyle forever.