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Man Ruins Career In 3 Months

what you getting paid?

I spend 4-6hours on the chon and youtube at work and get paid high 30s

feel guilty and it's demotivating, I need a new job I think

>magically

spastic

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ye isn't that the drug that made the wachowskis trannies?

Clive Paul Mendonca (born 9 September 1968 in Sunderland) is an English former professional footballer, who played as a striker between 1986 and 2002 notably for Grimsby Town and Charlton Athletic. Mendonca also played for Sheffield United, Doncaster Rovers and Rotherham United.

Mendonca started his career with Sheffield United, before spells with Doncaster Rovers, Rotherham United and Sheffield United again. Mendonca then moved to Grimsby Town in 1992, initially on loan. Mendonca scored 60 goals in 166 appearances for Grimsby, and is considered to be their best striker in recent history. Mendonca moved to Charlton Athletic in the summer of 1997 and scored twenty eight times for the Addicks in the 1997–98 season, including a hat-trick against his home town team Sunderland who he'd supported as a boy, in the Division One play-off final at Wembley. His hat-trick in 1998 was the last one to be scored at the original Wembley Stadium for an English league team. Mendonca also scored a penalty in the subsequent penalty shoot-out after a 4–4 draw, which Charlton won 7–6.

On 9 August 2003, a testimonial match was played against NEC Nijmegen (ended 1-1). After his football career ended, Mendonca received funding from the Professional Footballers' Association to train to become an oil-rig worker.

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I'm certi'

No it’s not

These people don’t exist irl, ket is patrician dunno why you’re all hating on it

Fell in love with the girl at work

Roasties

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He's probably one of the few Tories that has a future within the party, he's still loved by the grassroots members

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there's nothing wrong with boys roughhousing

feel so under the weather dunno what to do with the last hour of free time i have before toil demands i undertake in sleeptoil.

might just get an early night and face down the last day of toil like a man.

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i have the easiest toil imaginable.

join a year ago and still can't quite grasp how it's even a job.

Reminder: more people voted for Brexit than anything else in British history.

Ketamine is a good introspective drug

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>marie kondo!!!!!

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Yaaaaaooooooooo. Fortnite and Mark Ass Brownlee

this toxicity gave me prostate cancer

>work from 6am til 2pm
>find myself having far too much free time
Going to go crazy if I spend another 8 hours in this room.

pity

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literally do nowt with my spare time since I've been toiling
to tired to do anything, just listen to choons, watch random videos and drink

>Ket is patrician dunno why you’re all hating on it

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mid 30s.
out of london (this is why they have me by the balls, any alternative job would be in london).

do an x-ray

this guy describes ket pretty well
youtube.com/watch?v=O3skZlcsiSY
but i like it

Maybe you can like one of those crazy latino women and work two jobs

What’s ya problem kid

volunteer at a cat or dog home

More of a krokodil man myself

have to get a train on my own for the first time tomorrow

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Interesting how this is what sets my normie friends off the most about the Gillette ads
"just let your preteen male relatives beat the shit out of each other, who gives a fuck about parental disciplne or teaching kids about restraint"

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Peterson and Kondo telling me to clean my room. Maybe I should.

roastie blown the fuck out

How old are you? 12?

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Is it fuck

You can’t adequately describe a K-hole or trippy oul ket buzz 2bh

Reading a manga about an introverted shogi player and how he grows as a person. Also sometimes focuses on other characters in pro shogi world.

what is the female equivalent of a soy boy?

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23 desu

its not too bad

she will rue the day she tried to take my virginity

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>beat the shit out of each other
that's not roughhousing

An art hoe

You'll be fine. Trains are lovely.

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art hoe

nonce

>Too much freetime
only a well-broken in toilsman utters such words.
same lad.
i try to self-develop, i try and i try - but its always a fight against a lack of (mental) energy.

also its easy to lose progress and then you feel demotivated for losing progress, then you feel demotivated for not having progress, then you feel demotivated because you were too tired to read after work and then the cycle keeps going.

wish i'd be given the opportunity to travel alone while i as a kid
but my family was never that far apart.
it seems fun having the hostesses give you extra care and attention and you get to act like a grown up with none of the worries

remember not to feel guilty if you get stuck lad. just ask for help if you need it. you're supposed to be there

when they start trading blood and teeth then feel free to step in, onion man

A girl with similar interests to a soyboy eg serial killers, goth shit, cosplaying, cringe shit like that

3 aa batteries up the shitter

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Gaels are the scummiest race to have ever infested the British Isles. Even worse than the Normans.

youtu.be/Thvm6dADOms

tune

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Feel more sympathy for the young men who spend their entire youth in what is on all counts a spiritually pederastic relationship.

chebs far too big

LADS LADS LADS

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I'm still waiting for people to post some good pictures of Rosy and Aisha so I can photoshop Aisha's head on Rosy's body. It's a very simple reqwest yet you defy me. I can knock out a very realistic photoshop in about 15 minutes.

yeah it is though kind of.
like when you do 1 line, you feel like you walking differently and distorts the perception of your height and surroundings, and when he got confused about how he took the milk out the fridge lmao. all relatable

im scared of getting one that goes to the wrong place

Based Wrighty

>hostesses
oh you are gonna be very disappointed lol

>literally nothing

shame he didn't die

but art hoes are peng
then again, soy lads usually have gfs so maybe there's something to it

brown hands

What about South Asians or West Africans, mate?

I didn't mean far too much free time as in "god I wish I was working"
It's more I literally don't do anything but sit on the pc all day from half 2 til 10 and I think it's going to drive me to the old 'cide one day.
Think I might start taking walks or something.

Police should have shot him on the spot

Imagine being the person that got him in a car accident. You'd be fearing for your life forever

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>97 years old
>still driving himself around
>flip his car
>not even injured

The people in the other fucking car were worse of than him.

Is this the power of the Monarchy?

they'll always be a member of staff on the platform
just quickly ask them about the train before you get on it

>Dianne Abbot is on QT tonight

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Why are there so few female engineers

Identify the animals...

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back at uni i was in a powerlifting club. was pretty strong.

after uni, in my first job i broke a bone on the way into work. when it recovered there was only one gym in the town where i was living and it was really small. because there were lots of students there, they basically got into the gym early and stayed there all evening.

wagies didn't get a look in and you'd have to wait for 6 people on average to get to use the squat wrack.

consequently lost a lot of gains. now i'm entirely dyel. i rejoined the gym but progress is coming slow (probably increasd cortisol levels from toil, the deleterious effect of cycling into toil and bad eating habits induced by toil) and i'm feeling full of regret rather than excitement whilst at the gym.

>but art hoes are peng
alri 16 year old hoodie-wearing skaterboy who watched plein soleil once and listened to morrissey so is now the most cultured man on earth

you just know this post was pattered out by some LITERAL runt that got bullied on the playground