/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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I wonder what it's like in the intelligence community nowadays, now that it's flooded with millennials and soon even zoomers.

Probably the same as every other community flooded by them: incompetent and permanently menstruating

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I wonder if recruiters are having a hard time filling up their quotas, now that every 2nd millennial is a frequent drug user and engages in lewd acts that they post on social media.

I've seen this about the British army

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I doubt it, seeing as the requirements for a job have been lowered all across the board everywhere

Meanwhile in reality

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Nothing wrong with doing drugs or threesomes.

Bruh OH NO NO
Calling these gypsies is an insult to gypsies

North FYROM must have been a nuclear waste dump to cause inbreeding levels of this magnitude

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lol

snorting coke off a tranny's dick and posting it on social media is no longer a disqualifier

Not all albos IMO are from that part, but the muslim ones (ghegs) are deff brought here by the ottomans to oppose slavs/greeks and especially christianity. Who mixed with the albos here and adopted their language.

The facial structure of albanians is way to different from the other balkanites, its impossible to think that they aren't mixed with caucasus and middle east.

man now that i think about it, i haven't committed any crimes in my whole life

except that one time i stole gum from the store when i was 5

seems i am a virgin in more ways than one

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I'm afraid zoomers will go full insane. The millenials are probaly the worst generation in the history of humanity. As always the next generation will try to be the opposite of the previous one. Somone that is now 14-15 years old is probably disgusted by todays 25-16 year olds and they have no good role models in their life.

>ROMAnians are cringeposting about muh zoomers again

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Either the short squareheads came here from far away, or they are a remnant of a mixing of piratical pops distant from centers of power.

I think zoomers are even worse than millennials, honestly. At least millennials didn't grow up glued to a phone or the internet.

Look guys im not cia agent

I just try to help that civilization and the rule of law to be applyed into my country i had a good adventure regarding this espionage recordings and on top of that my posting here and being a natural born leader

North Albanians are much taller than tartarians.

Tи нe cи, гнидo.

Except the first guy who looks like a Mehmet, others are just not so attractive people but they don't look like middle easterners.

Go in kosova or in cairshqip's village and you will stop making a fool of yourself on this thread once you see it with your own eyes.

It's better. The country will be overall safer because zoomers will be all caught up in their little virtual world. Let them get the virtual stiffy uh and improve the world's quality.

I honestly don't understand that meme about Albanians looking weird. Like today I was looking at Instagram tags of different Balkan ethnicities, and I've yet to find an Albo that looks like one of those /balk/ caricatures.

sclavicus optimus maximus

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What is your stance on prostitution's legal status?

What is your stance on drugs being trafficked through your country?

the first guy is a shitskin even for t*rkish standarts lmfao.

probably some Arab tax collector had fun with his grandmother

How are they improving the world's quality if all they do is listening to american rap and playing Candy Crush

>not playing farm heroes
zoomers are truly retards

>tfw I realised that Jeanette and Therese were the same person only after making Therese kill Jeanette and reading the journal entry and seeing that "kill" is in brackets

I legitimetly thought the cutscene and the dialogue was strange because of bugs or just designed that way. Also if she's the same person what's with the family portrait of two girls really makes me think. Game's becoming greater bros.

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As i said i want prostitution to be legalized because i have met many girls who are golddiggers (golddigger girls is a term of a girl who goes towards the rich for money)

Because i have seen it here how girls are not intobdevelopijg their careers and only go towards the rich and the rich fuck them and then they arent called and if prostution is legal i think these girls can make a better future for the sex and be payed

While the albanians are in charge of the drug trade here

wtf are these creaturas

that doesn't disprove him

Trolled hard. And the picture is probably just malkavian schizophrenia manifesting again. You should have made the two personalities merge.

rasha you were always a fucking retard, it's ok

Oh and to add the drugs should be legal and a government owned companies should be in charge of drugs and so the money of the drugs go towards building hospitals and infrastructure

While albanians are in charge of drugs here and in the balkans i think we should put them in jail


I dont do drugs i only smoke weed once a month for the past two years

Spend one day on bit pazar in Skopje and comeback on this thread saying the same thing. I'll give you Vojvodina to you if you say the same thing

that ain't me and i don't play video games

Why tf did that post get deleted

how the pilot license coming along

Yeah what I said, fucking retard.

Because you're uneducated and interpret traits like brachycephalia as foreign. We've gone over this maybe a hundred times

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Either way, I don't know. From what I've seen, they look pretty normal.

you seem to be fuming harder than i did 1 year ago, friend

is something troubling your mind

Thats like saying spend a day in shutk and see what you think of cuckdonians

>retard
we don;t use that word around here. Some members of our community might feel offended.

i don't know if there are any religious people in /balk/

the crust is the best part of a sandwich

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>atheist
Just imagine being one, just the thought makes me vomit

>shutka
Only romas and albos live there, how will that represent northcuckdonians?
You have 90% of the city to represent them, why chose that place where none live lol

>agnostic
just imagine not being one, just the thought makes me vomit

My college is on brake now i need 1 more year to finish and than im going to pilot school

I read some guy's comment on how Therese/Jeanette killed her sister and father when she found them fucking eachother and then she became crazy, sounds kinda reasonable.

Still I guess I tried saving both of them. I started backing up Jeanette because Therese tried to murder me, then tried to make Jeanette shut up with the fire banter of incest. I told "them" to give me the gun but Jeanette got killed.

*slurping noises*

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Yes I do dislike Russia, how did you guess it

that the sound of you sucking an american cock?

only if it's bbc (;

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You have no idea how cringy it is. Some Serbs from my city are travelling to Belgrade just to wave a flag in front of Putin. I hate this country so much...

we can't all be triple-digit IQ, user
the lesser peoples are not at fault that they were given restrictive intelligence genetics

>i hate this country
so why not leave

I am, in a bit more than a week.

Because thats the worst place and where gipis live theres not a single albanian there

which one of you autismals wrote this

did he get assassinated? Some serbian user said yesterday he would be

i guess you could say they *sucked* the life out of him

your mothers bull wrote that

Why are you crosslinking from /b/ you damn degenerate

do only bulgars put this in everything we eat?

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I am jealous of the tripping guy tbqh, I'd love me to be shitfaced high rn with some retsina cola

go back to your ghost porns stinkyfinger

What's that? It's kinda hard to tell a spice only from a picture.

I like to eat this with fresh bread or gevrek with sirenje.
Btw the sharen sol I usually have is a bit lighter shade of brown thnt this one on your pic.

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Kato maluk mn obichah da qm filii s margarin i sharena sol :)

could be a difference in how much chilly peppers it has

>tfw no fyrombey to btfo albanimals, bulgayrians, hungayrians and nkriks
/balk/ is a shell of what it used to be :(

Ah, i see. We don't have a name for that specific spice mix, but my father used to love mixing thyme, paprika, and salt as an easy condiment for anything with dough.

I miss getting BTFO by fyrombey :^(

>tfw no fyrombey to get perpetually buttblasted about albanians after getting bullied by enverybey and cairshqip*

ftfy

i've never had mamaliga, but if i do i would probably drown it in yogurt or sharena sol

he's been here all along you cucks you just can't spot him

much like xpoopzed

I was passing by in aerodrom the other day and say gypsies riding a horse carriage like pic related on a boulevard lmao. Plus it was on the exact place that fyrombey took his pictures.

I even took a pic and wanted to post it but what's the point when he will not take the bait and start ranting.

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We put smetana (smântână) and cheese on mamaliga. Other than in the boiling process , salt and other condiments are added to taste, and this sounds like it would work nicely

He would unleash his autism already if he's been here.

So any more memes of me guys

>smetana
isn't that sweet?
i hear ukrenians and russians use a lot of smetana to the point where it's inedible
even on like meat and stuff

He's the reason you stayed here, because of roadposting iirc. I lost all my will to make fun of you after he left too :(
If he does not act like his autistic persona he might as well not be here.

pro tip: the self-hating anime-bey posts are prob fyrombey
>If he does not act like his autistic persona he might as well not be here.
Now that was deep, deeper than a bulgarian pussy in diaspora. I agree tho

Whats wrong with sweet on mamaliga? Its just glorified boiled bread. The cheese we put on it is also either salty or sweet. Mamaliga is a very versatile dish and you can serve it however you want. My parents used to love theirs with more salt than the usual and with salty cheese, but i like mine with sweet cheese

>when you fell for the digi meme
>gigabit
more like 800bit, fucking jews give me my 8 euros back

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>ROMAnians consider this yellow paste food
Jesus Christ...

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Hello armenian here just want say something albanians are cuckholds serbians are based as shit the should take kosovo

I demand more dank memes

Make me look awesome in the memes guys

Kys

հիմնված եւ կարմիր պիլինգով

i met this one girl from azerbaijan and she was wife material
i like armenians as well tho

βασεδ ανδ ρεδπιλλδ

>paste
??
It has the same consistency as bread. You can make it softer or harder depending on how much you boil the cornflour and how thoroughly you mix it (you need a strong arm to keep mixing it when it starts toughening up)

Χιμνβατς γιεβ kαρμιρ πιλινγkοφ

Άσχετο αλλά τι σχέση έχει το kαρμίρ με τον kαρμίρη που λέμε εδώ;;

>It has the same consistency as bread
Then why is there a spoon in the picture I posted? It's the first search result on Google, by the way. I'm sure you don't eat bread with a fucking spoon.

weird how you guys don't seem to be exporting it
balkanites usually eat each others foods often

Probably because it's disgusting and no one but sewer dwellers wants to eat it.