No larp, no edge. I really enjoy killing people. I got to kill several people while I was in the army...

No larp, no edge. I really enjoy killing people. I got to kill several people while I was in the army, and it was thrilling. I was reprimanded because I finished one with my knife. We weren't supposed to do that. I did it anyways, and it changed my life.

So that's what I am. I'm a killer. I like it, I want to do more of it. I want to do it for a living, but I can't because the army is pretty gay these days and I decided to get out. I wasn't high speed enough for special forces, and 99% of PMC stuff is guarding locations, not killing people.

So what kind of job can I get where I can make money through extreme, directed violence? I can't really just put that down on a resume. I don't want to turn to crime. I want to legally waste people and then live a normal life when I'm not in the mood.

Does such a profession exist? Do I need to go to college? I know this reads kind of like a 12yo fantasy, but I'm serious. I'm not about to become a serial killer (even though I know I would enjoy it quite a lot), but I really want to monetize these murderous urges instead of having to suppress them.

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PMC sounds like your best bet to be quite frank

Start by killing yourself, then we will see what you can kill next

with your military experience you could certainly get a job on a farm in south africa as a "helper" but when you show them your resume they will know that you want to be a "nigger killer" on their farm.

please user, go and help white farmers in south africa by killing nigger thieves. please buddy.

US cop.
One of those Africa PMCs.
Alternatively one of those Russian PMCs in Syria, they are probably as deregulated as the Africa ones.
FFL.
Shitty club bouncer.

what about a McDonalds?

fifth post best post

plenty of action in yemen, afghanistan, Africa, etc

>wanting to kill for jews

nah kill for white farmers, OP

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