/cum/

Yeah.

I feel bad because that’s how I tell my girl friends to not kill themselves

youtube.com/watch?v=eJrlezLvWnU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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At least have sex with me before killing yourself haha. Like wear this anime maid outfit, step on me, and call me trash before you leave this world.

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thinking of creating youtube channel.
why? I am bored.

Link it here and I will sub and watch.

I was thinking I could be a big youtuber like pewds and then I'd be rich and get a gf

i made this meme and i still have it

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heres the threads first good post

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still waiting on the vendor to ship my xanax

if you faggots are going to threadsplit then i'm going to postsplit until janny does something useful for once

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ate 10 prunes because I couldnt poop :c

theres threads about dicks up so its safe to say janny is dead

Threadsplit? Where?

why didn't this animated .gif conclude with the caption "you are a faggot", user? What the hell is wrong with you?

youtube.com/watch?v=ph9KP2_lT5Q
FUCK YOU PEOPLE
FUCK YOU ALL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hey lads

I miss smoking weed and watching Toradora on the weekends.

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no one is in that thread you mongoloid, the dane tried splitting and it failed last thread

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gonna get my hair cut today buds

its pretty long rn what should i get

>back from gym
>urge to rape RISING

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weirdly depressed
could've opted for a long dinner but had a short lunch with parents
should've done it

sat next to a fat assed thot in class this evening. I could smell her hair or perfume or something

ale's name is David???

no? you already know my name

i do?

yeah
what a fag haha

hehe

>tfw my good friend ale ignores me

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made a thread

im not your friend honey

rednecks
lol

be nice, david. we're all friends here

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I helped my friend slide into the dms of a cute meme girl in Facebook like 4 years ago and they've been dating ever since and they now live together

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am i going to be called david now wtf

we call each other by our own names here David

Como estas David

*crushes you with my massive yaoi hands*

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fool

you are no match for me

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Is it weird and creepy or is it just "modern" to slide into the dms of random internet qts
I don't wanna be "that guy" and I feel like half of them probably have dozens of orbiters

>and I feel like half of them probably have dozens of orbiters
all of them do, and they get ATLEAST 3 diffirent guys DMing them daily
dont fall for that meme

in awe at the size of this fella
absolute unit

What's the best theft protection for a car in the US?

Having a manual car

>americans
LOMA!!!!

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they'll still smash your window out and steal your gum and that 75 cents in your cup holder

this isnt even my final form

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I'll leave the windows down and the key in the ingnition, I doubt they could operate the handbrake. kek, could just imagine some american mong trying to take off in a manual car and it jumping all over the place like a kangaroo with a firework up his hole

Holy shit now it all makes sense now. Ale stands for Alexis not Alemania.

what the fuck is with that guy who makes these canada in collapse threads every day on Jow Forums and posts pictures of food prices from nunavut? is he just a schizophrenic or something?

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>is he just a schizophrenic
>Jow Forums
yes

yes???

actually i think it's just a bot of some sort on a Jow Forums pass

>Jow Forums

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cmon (((David)))

do you speak chinese?

my weekend started one hour ago

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had my car broken into more times than i care to count back in arbysville. luckily they always just jimmied the lock and never bothered to go in the trunk.

you racist fuck. do you have a head?

quick reminder that this is me and Ashley at the /cum/ meetup

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>never bothered to go in the trunk.
is that where you keep your gum?

extremely bored

M8 if you go to an arcade or play games like Gran Turismo, you understand what you basically have to do for a manual

*coughs silently*

*poopoopeepees*

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yeah...after the first time when they got my oakleys i kept my gum back there

>oakleys
ouch
never had anything that pricey taken personally

nigger poo

Just visited that NSFW subreddit that Swedish bro sent and wow.

Its the only thing r*ddit is good for
your welcome

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why is the thread so dead?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

How do I prevent myself from falling deeply in love with this girl I sit next to in my math class? We've only had two classes so far this semester and I think I've done a good job flirting with her so far (obviously haven't gotten her number or anything yet). I don't want to put her on a pedestal and get crushed if I get rejected but she's the only qt I have in classes this semester

4

7

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ignore her. don't look at her, don't talk to her

youre here
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this, fap before you see her

David..

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so friends. How much snap score you got?

>tfw my workplace is made up of peoples from very diverse backgrounds but it still works because everyone is cool with it

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y8evgOfTbrg

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current snap score is unironically 69

twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1086071458189651969
based zoomers, cant wait until we dominate the world

klandrer deg ikke for å nekte å breve i /sverigetråden/ fåvæ
bra du har funnet lykken her.

all are welcome here, fren

jeg snakker ikke norsk lol

wasn't talking to you but thanks