/brit/
does royal mail deliver on saturday for first class shit
big pink puffy fannies moisten in my presence
Accidentally casted Tranny Smashers 2 to the living room tv again.
no
missed vinallia WoW back in the day on account of being a runtling, so am going to make up for it by nolifing it when it rereleases. finally, i'll be a true gamer...
I want to stick my tongue (and then my penis) straight up Emma Watson’s tight little asshole.
rise up friend
Accidentally cast tranny smash level 2 on the frost troll without confirming its pronouns so it had no effect
>Mai
stole £70 from toilberg
ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL
I WENT TO SHOPLIFT IN LIDL
THEN I GOT CAUGHT IN LIDL
NOW I DON'T GO BACK TO LIDL
ONE DAY I WENT TO ASDA
I WENT TO SHOPLIFT IN ASDA
THEN I GOT CAUGHT IN ASDA
NOW I DON'T GO BACK TO ASDA
when is real nigga hours?
Alri Marx?
White women love bbc. Anyone denying it is just coping at this point.
lads..
Going to bed in a bit. Hope I have the nice dream about the house on the island with the girl I loved.
Hope this time I can remember her face.
Africans are usually doing small crimes like shoplifting etc. It’s usually Jamaicans who are stabbing eachother.
99% of white women hate niggers
Around 1-2am between Brits going to sleep and Antipodeans waking up when Yanks dominate the threads.
>Dr who ganja.jpg
Which one?
your post depressed me
Cope
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soyjak.jpg
This one
That's Jodie's big bag of ganja?
White women love bbc
Manchester to be renamed Womanbreaster to be more inclusive.
Always wondered how long things would last in that situation. I would imagine power would go out rather quickly. I'd probably make a mad dash to the super market for rice and other such things.
Maybe yeah
Love this new Halsey song lands
“Thinking you could liii-iive without me”
Proper based and redpilled it is
British pengtresses cry out for a man from Barnstaple
Eating an apple now lads
>when her face is nothing but blurry when you wake up
the utter arrogance
I think the only truly important thing would be leaving a record of human civilisation that would last for aliens to discover it a million years later.
channel 4 is more their speed
Would leave an imprint of my bollocks in some wet cement
my first sexual experience.
>the far right is on the rise
youtube.com
Remember when Thanos was still cool
WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR ENTERTAINEMENT?
COPS KICKING GYPSIES ON THE PAVEMENT
waifu
He looked better with all the armour, less like he was just wearing a tank top.
>Gran Torino
>Million Dollar Baby
>Mystic River
Why does Clint Eastwood like to make me cry?
we're all in here
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
where will you be when lou dong cums?
phenibut is turning me into a god
NEED cute techwear asian gf
why the FUCK is /brit/ so slow right now. pick up the pace you fucking RETARDS
Oh my god fuck off you spasticated cunt and stop blogging every meticulous detail of your banal life
You’ve been posting the same shit you post here on /brit/, I only know this because you use the same images and virtually the same shit you fucking autist. What is wrong with you?
why do they always include so many shit chocolates in a box of chocolates?
i only got 2 tangy orange roses :
Mick off the rails
hes a 30 year old chink virgin
what do you think is wrong with him
Stop buying angloid chocolates.
stop posting in angloid threads
Rain down on that bitch swayzee
America makes the best chocolate.
I can shit and piss all over /brit/ and it is good
but I cannot shit and piss over chocolates and make them better
Mick in a bunker, contemplating ending it all before he loses entirely
seen a cute femoid walking down the halls of unitoil. averted my gaze just for a moment to bait her, then at the last minute glanced back to see her looking at me. dumb pea brained animal.
>On May 5, 1993, three teenagers, Damien Echols, Jason Baldwin, and Jessie Misskelley known in the press as the West Memphis Three, carried out the murders of three cub-scouts they stumbled upon in the woods.
>The victims, Michael Moore, Christopher Byers, and Stevie Branch were savagely beaten all over, including being clubbed with large sticks. Byers was also castrated while alive and an attempt was made to slit the throat of Stevie Branch. Afterwords, the naked bodies of the three children were tied up with their own shoe laces and tossed into a ditch while still alive, and ultimately drowned.
>Almost 20 Years later, the three killers who did this pled guilty to the murders and were paroled after Hollywood Celebrities led by Peter Jackson and Johnny Depp donated over $20 million toward their defense, under the belief that right-wing Christians from the South had convicted the three killers of witchcraft. The celebrities had reached this conclusion after watching some HBO shock documentaries known as "Paradise Lost", that cut out all the evidence and focused only on sensational elements of the murders involving Damien's occult beliefs.
What did celebrities mean by this
Probably because those ones are cheaper to produce.
Ever done the Riverdance, lad?
This.
DO THE FUCKING DANCE.
Hmmmm
picking up a gram of ganja tomorrow
my butcher mate is sussing me some pork trotters
VIRGIN FREAK
VIRGIN FREAK
HE'S VIRGIN FREAKY
desuarchive.org
>Searching for posts that contain ‘i want emma watson’ and in ‘us’ and that only contain images.
>2695 results found.
ever sucked a golf ball through a garden hose?
intentionally misleading post desu
the evidence clearly points to it being somebody else, and they "plead guilty" in a plea deal which allowed them to go free
>moor, bayou and branch clubbed to death with sticks in the wilderness
grim
search for "rorke" under UK flag. thank me later.
Remember speaking me first words as a wee babby
>clearly
No, don't think so
en.wikipedia.org
He's literally a child killer
Now come outside lil bitch come outside
If you're reading this you're gay.
Rorke on a sinking ship
What is your first name?
oasis are proper shite how did people listen to this in the past
>If you're reading this
Stopped reading there.
ask your mom
REMINDER that the saffer is a literal 16 year old nubile child who can't even grow a millimeter of facial hair and has posted pictures proving it
what happen to ol' Tom after?
a south african flag once posted a picture of a girl with a black man's penis in reply to me wonder if it's him
Why should i care?
Vile nonce obsessing over a literal 16 year old (based)boy.
just remember who is talking to you if he (you)s you
yes he does that all the time along with calling everybody niggers when the sight of a nigger in person probably makes him piss his pants
you should
More wine more wine baby pour another cup
Not all men have dicks, reported
I think we should have a discussion about toxic femininity
That we are happy and friendly people