Wich one were you taught in school?

Our spelling is more similar to Spanish, Portuguese, and Italian (and by extension Latin). Not sure that makes ours "retarded".

color
neighbour
behavior

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¡sórry my amigó, los américañ eñglish es puré as fuck!

we were free to choose one of them as long as we stick to it, so almost everyone used Br*tish while I used American (spelling is more straight-forward, not having to cringe-fake an accent, more up to date vocabulary)

British.

You ok?

delet this hideous post

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British.

Because you have assburgers

>not having to cringe-fake an accent
What do you mean exactly? Are you referring to how American dialects are often monotone?

t. pronounces it "ethpañol" lmao

shouldn't it be "yo ok?" in américañ eñglish

I think you're trying to be funny and it's coming off as yikes desu.

Anyway, my point still stands.

so glad the spelling degeneracy stars and stops with yanks

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british spelling
american vocabulary

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we pronounce S normally just like chicano subhumans
get it through your thick skull

>British
We cant vote on brexit again it would be a huge "Controversy"
'Con Traw va see"

American
"Con tro ver se"

Anyone that learns American English instead of British is literally subhuman. In terms of spoken English however, American makes more sense since they don’t skip letters when speaking.

imagine Germans trying to sound British while speaking English in a public school classroom

>anyone who uses the more logical pronunciation and spelling is a subhuman

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>implying i cared about the spelling in the idiom wich has no pronounciation rules.
I dont know. All i can say is british pronounciation is impossible to understand, and so is american when they use too difficult words for mutts like aluminium or any word outside english

¿doñ't be só serios ?

British usually

My neighbour that just got out of gaol drives a transport which is red in colour and made of aluminum down the centre of the highway then stops in the parkade and checks his tire pressure.

This kills the brit and the yank

>Flag
>The most based one (Australian)

No idea most of the time i skipd the class

Last (you)

the top one

Map of which version is taught in schools around the world.

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Notice how I said American pronunciation makes more sense? I just think that people should use the British written form.

The Queen's English of course.

In my country it can depend on the school because I was taught to say colour and neighbour never in the american way

British one. Though I remember teachers using the American one sometimes.

It's the same shit

So Canada

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nice map, thanks for sharing

Euro accents naturally come out sounding more like English English, when you make your accent rhotic and do American vowels thats what sounds forced

Merican but i prefer to pronounce paedo like the britishers cuz pedo just feels like I'm saying fart in Spanish.

Maybe because most slavs use phonetic alphabets, frenchs for example can leqr it easier because they have the same retarded way of reading

English spelling and pronunciation, got counted as fail if you didn't.

American because is the most relevant one and new worldes are the master race plus they don't speak like they have a dick inside their mouth

That's not unique to America, most of Scotland, Ireland, Canada, have rhotic accents. No idea what you are talking about with vowels since they vary wildly by region in both Britain and North America.

Wow... and i used to think Japan was based

>h*ttite education

Uh, so we aren't taught any version :')
What am i speaking then?
Well judging by what i have seen on my lessons i guess that we are taught American english, but ppl here end pronuncing it like a worse version of scottish gaelic lol

i mean the very specific rhotic R north America has. And that insanely open ah sound they use in standard american english and the west coast and mid west and shit.

Chinese teachers in China teach British but American accented English teachers are more sought after within native speakers

Did you learn:
Colour or color
Theatre or theater
Tyre or tire
Pyjamas or pajamas
Aluminium or aluminum
Apologise or apologize
Areoplane or airplane

That's spelling, then there are different words like:
Fringe or bangs
Eggplant or aubergine
Zucchini or courgette
Pram or stroller
Boot or trunk

Then pronunciation like:
Left-tenant or loo-tenant (lieutenant)
Herb or 'erb (Herb)
Zee or Zed (Z)