>how you doin?
>ah you know, can't complain
>I hear you
How you doin?
Chase Baker
Eli Miller
Chase Thompson
>its monday
Jacob White
you whining about small talk in this thread?
yeah small talk sucks, but if you had a personality maybe you would be able to make the other person laugh, etc. but you don't. so you make bitter threads on a chan, kek.
Brandon Gutierrez
>how about you?
>ah you know, same shit, different day
>gotta do what you gotta do
Nathaniel Jenkins
Really got into World of Warcraft lately. Remember that?
Jonathan Brown
I don't want to become a boomer.
Grayson Reyes
>you whining about small talk in this thread?
I don't think he is, its just meant to be funny
Ian Lee
LOOKIGN GOOD LADIES
Zachary Myers
why they are cool af
William Hill
name something more boomer-core than fantasy football
Elijah Martin
Buffalo Wild Wings
Lincoln Watson
>just chasing the almighty dollar
Samuel Collins
How do i not become a boomer like this? I dont drink monsTer nor am i bald. What do?
Kevin Thompson
hey fellas how we doing today
Eli Russell
Alright I'm man enough to admit when I've been one-upped. Well done.
Okay. Name something more boomer-core than Buffo Wild Wings.
Easton Miller
What did he mean by this?
Sebastian Turner
Got any more?
Fucking boomers and their weed culture.
Logan Brown
>It is what it is
Tyler Cox
Sign me up for boomerville. To be fair FF isn't really a big thing in my country so I can't be that boomer-y.
James Perry
doing good mates
Jack Carter
Playing fantasy football at BWW (the dubs, the old buff, the old buffaloo!) while drinking bud light and sweating from the mild wings, and flirting with the millennial female bartenders and over tipping them to compensate for your clear boomerness, andcreferring to your co worker as a “hot shit”.
You refuse to let your friends pay, on this fine eveningn on the town, you don’t even flinch as you pick up the $26.50 tab, knowing your crypto cold wallet is your key to getting rich, and quitting your overnight job at cvs.
>Cortana, play don henleys greatest hits.
Landon Wilson
>that boomer giving small talk under 5'9''
Asher Rodriguez
>he how's it goin?
>about halfway
Logan Howard
fucking kek
Brandon Sanders
>could be better
Samuel Morales
best meme of 2018 desu
Dominic Mitchell
*woman walks past*
*turns to nearest person*
>what i wouldn't give to take her for a spin am i right?
Andrew Wood
>How about that weather
Isaac White
>nice sweatshirt, catch the game last night?
>I don't actually watch sports, got this for free from work
>oh cool
Isaiah Kelly
>you fellas see the niggerball game last night? Tyrone McNugget sure knows how to shoot some hoops!
Jace Rivera
As a gen Z. I see millennials the way you see boomers.
Joshua Hernandez
its always amusing how badly people on Jow Forums fall for submarine marketing
Parker White
>welp would you look at that
>some view eh?
Joshua Sanchez
Workin' hard or hardly workin?
>...
COME ON, SMIIIIIILLLLLLEEEE
Oliver Collins
lol
Easton Morales
I have a bunch of louisville cardinals gear because my grandfather wore it and it was given to me after he died. cardinals bumper sticker on my car too (it was his car). I get a lot of comments and I always have to do this, people are always weirdly disappointed.
Xavier Sanders
tell me about submarine marketing
Noah Sullivan
Not understanding the 30 y/o boomer meme is about millennials.
Jordan Clark
im a 33 year old boomer and i find this highly offensive
Nathan Turner
>another day, another satoshi
Jordan Collins
Maybe you already are one oldfag
Jaxson Hill
> Hey, how’s it going?
> Good, how about yourself?
> Oh, you know, just living the dream.
Jordan James
>Ladies you are looking good tonight!
Joshua Bennett
8/10 times I can bluff my way through it but sometimes they ask for opinions
Nathan King
>did you hear about that accident?
>no, what happened.
>I don’t know but, heard it was pretty bad.
Charles Jackson
>I see millennials the way you see boomers.
As a early Gen Y, I see Gen Z as pathetic boomer emulators, or more often than not even more pathetic by emulating "Millenial Culture"
It must be lonely knowing that Boomers will die off and hand the world directly to Gen Y
Julian Davis
>just another day in paradise
Hunter Taylor
Cortana lol you nailed it
Grayson Jones
Oh so you are 14 years old or younger? Nice, shouldn't you be doing your fucking homework for summer school?
>Hurr Durr Gen Z
>IRL Gen Z is 2005+
>So you were born after 2005
>INB4 durr no Gen Z is after 2000
That wouldn't make any fucking sense, a generation is ~20 years, and Gen Y born before 1995 ALONE is already 3x the population of Gen X (a 20 year generation)
Get a fucking grip
Jason Rogers
>>Cortana, play don henleys greatest hits.
tip top kek. A cherry on top of the post
>t. 27 year old boomer
Landon Stewart
Tits or gtfo
Is that boomer to post
Zachary Sanchez
Nice boomerpost
>t. based 93 gen alpha
Angel Adams
>oi cunts!
>oi!
>fukin a
>roight
Camden Flores
>How long have you been with your boyfriend?
>Ten years.
>Wow! Have you ever had sex with anyone else??
>To be honest...I'm constantly having sex with other people.
Ryder Rodriguez
a boomer unironically said this to me today
Ethan Nelson
I like the boomer meme. It represents millennials collectively coming to the realization of us getting older. And millennials are probably the first truly collective generation. I don't mean socialist shit, I mean true interconnection through the internet.
Asher Martin
lmao I lived for 1 year in Burgerland and this stupid shit cracks me up everytime
Leo Jones
>tfw no submarine
Jack Bennett
Kill me now. I hear this as often as "hello"
Christian Morris
Most of you in this thread are idiots. You hear first gen meme's all day from boomers and whine about it. You all need to appreciate your history.
Owen Lopez
Livin the dream
Owen Kelly
>Can’t complain hehe, even if I did, who’d listen? Hehehe
Asher Young
Ian Cook
having worked with this breed once, as well as been in the army, this hits home. lolo
i hate those people. I couldn't wait to gtfo the army for that very reason
Cooper Lewis
fuck...thats me
Gavin Wilson
every fucking time
Jose Foster
gtfo? ever heard of ptpa?
PUT THAT PHONE AWAY
Boomers: 1
Tide Pod Racers: 0
Ian Nelson
>how’s work been?
>every day’s a holiday...
David Watson
gone fishin'
Based
James Adams
as a 30 years old boomer, i see you gen z kids like the teens in back to the future
Nathaniel Davis
>workin' hard or hardly working, right guys?
Brayden Morris
I'm great! I was the poster that was worried about going to jail a few weeks ago... And now I am freee!
Isaac Adams
Wew lad.
Aaron Carter
>im just doing what i can, with what i got
Joshua Roberts
>well you know when life gives you lemons you make hard lemonade hehe
Lucas James
livin off the fat o' the land
Isaac Hall
I don't get these quotes. Are they an amerimutt thing?
Gavin Cruz
>World Cup has been pretty good.. I think Nigeria has a good chance!
Owen Flores
>hey what´s up?
>not much, and you?
>not much too
Tyler Young
>Ahhh ya Win some, Ya loose some. Amirite?
Eli Brown
I turn 30 next year. Gonna start using these phrases now.
Luis Diaz
woah momma would you look at the owls on her? HOOT HOOOOOT!
Carson Parker
I took a week off of biz because I had my newphew come stay with me. Whats with the increase of boomer threads, they seemed to die off for awhile but now its like back in full swing.
t. boomer
Christian Peterson
yes for canada too
they're typical openers or replies for work acquaintances or neighbors. people you don't really want to talk to but have to.
Nathan Hughes
incredible
>tries to pay contactless
>squinting at the screen
>after it beeps and the millennial waitress nods
>"did it work?"
Christian Scott
Oh my god, I've always wondered why is it whenever I'm on holiday or just out in a boomer there's always that one fucking boomer in a Tommy Bahama shirt, with a receding hairline, a beer belly, and knock off Oakley sunglasses who goes up to random women and makes really really awkward one liner dad jokes followed by thinly veiled sexual innuendo and then sort of aimlessly wanders around doing this.
This post made me realise that it's people who take step 1 way too far. Like stop giving a fuck means don't let the failures get you down, it doesnt literally mean lose all awareness of appropriate and inappropriate behaviour and all ability to gauge other peoples interest and comfort.
Christopher Garcia
*sip*
Ahhh yep, back to the old grind.
How we doin today boys?!
Ryder Ortiz
Haha don't talk to me yet Steve, gotta get my bean on first!
Parker Nguyen
Define "having a personality". Assign qualities to it.
Carson Ortiz
>how you doin?
>same old, same old. you?
>same
Isaac Murphy
aaahahaha
i fucking love this meme, holy shit
Levi Lee
so what is the point of these conversations if neither person is actually interested in starting the conversation that way?
Connor Scott
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed very hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
The man who’d introduced them didn’t much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.
David Moore
Not if you have autism man
Samuel Taylor
it's the protocol handshake, just like two modems screeching at each other for a few seconds before you can download naked ladies off the BBS
Jayden Lee
You will never get it if you're an autist user. You are not ment to. There is no meaning except most people like to talk to each other. Does not matter what it is.
Michael Martinez
>how you doin?
>well, I could complain but nobody’d listen!
>welp, I’m heading out
>had enough fun have ya?
>hey rick, did the wife let you out today?
>workin hard or hardly workin?
Kayden Young
this is giving me ptsd flashbacks
Justin Campbell
Things get awkward and uncomfortable if people stay quiet around each other for too long