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THA KING edition

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will be posting in this one

this one better

based

this one it is

gay?
it is not ok

I prefer this thread

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kys

youtube.com/watch?v=LAIS-ADK6c8
>tfw no Elisabeth gf too save

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we're all in here

took an ssri
wish my brain luck and speedy effectiveness

I prefer them a bit younger but its aight

Me too user, I can't live without my video games. Years of playing from childhood to the present has given me a daily craving for video games.

we need more /cum/ threads

I love y’all niggas/cum/
Don’t y’all ever forget that

I wish I was a dwarf desu

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I've sat in front of my computer for more than i've been to school by FAR

I am cuban

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I am Cuban Pete

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good goy

Niggers

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GOD DMMDAIOMDAIOUNDMWAOIDPp

sorry had a bit of a spasm there

Chloe and I are gonna get coffee tomorrow
She seems a bit autismo to be honest
She said “gf” out loud

stop lying lol, no one buys it

Can't get enough of those GoneWild audios.

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We’re astrologically compatible bros

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It based af isn't it?
i usually listen to it while i play some games

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Did you fuck yet

>Chloes a trannie
OH NO NO NO AHHAHAH

>Item in transit
that cleared customs...almost too fast...

I had a small nap while listening to that Glados one. You have based tastes.

No not yet she didn’t want to on the first date because I’m not chad enough

hey, no matter what i say, i love my /cum/ friends.
And as a friend i consider it my duty to share GOOD porn with my friends

I like going through my phone and rediscovering images I downloaded but forgot about.

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sims 4 has already been out the same time sims 3 was alive, and its still extremely inferior
i cant stand sims 3 sim models tho

anyone else get a small amount of enjoyment from seeing someone make a retarded thread and watching it slowly die?

room smells like farts

i wanna kms

dubs and consider it

does your room smell like farts too?

hello
regarding that person stating "just go outside bro"
i asked several times in the other thread what do i talk to about with people in a public library when you're supposed to be quiet?

be yourself?

that's just something to do to get outside, i didn't intend for it to be taken as a method for meeting people

me too bud

>4 /cum/s in the catalog yet again
CEASE THIS

Fell asleep

i have no respect for people who post a new before page 10

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it's all jenny's fault. his enforcement was refreshing, but short lived.

>tfw no chiropractor wife
why live?

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>uc berkley
actual yikes
>asian
>canadian
bruh
this bitch is the embodiment of Vancouver

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You guys ever think about how awful blacks are? They commit so much crime, consume so much welfare, contribute nothing. It's honestly depressing how brainwashed everyone is, these people need to be given their own country in Florida or something or we are all fucked and civilization will collapse.

NIGGAS BE TRIPPIN

I say we build a giant boat, put em all on it, cruise it out to the middle of the pacific, then hit it with a few cruise missiles. just do that a hundred times or so. problem solved. ez-pz

Just came, it was awful

kill yourself

feels much later than midnight

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give me an argument why

started rewatching The Shield
don't think a single person here has ever seen it

sounds homosexual

the argument is that you're a bitter and depressed autismo neet
thanks for the (You) retard

>female arguments
LOL

it's actually pretty based

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stop

my ears hurt

the only female argument you've ever heard is from your mom, fatty, and she'd probably be telling you NOT to kill yourself, so this is quite the opposite of a female argument

i just want my xanax to be shipped

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looks like the mexican"""wife""" schizo is triggerd

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do you like girls who are nice to you?

>have 75 dollars on amazon acct from christmas gift card
>all my drug mixing software is only 65
might as well spend the other 10 buckaroos

xanax is for gays

>look my sleepy pills
>feeling sleepy

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what do you take

Melatonin

not really an argument
also
CRINGE & BLUEPILLED

i just take nyquil

based and redpilled

>tfw pappa imported Melatonin from the US of A

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don't do that

simply epic

holy fucking based

i just take benzos, dph, and alcohol

okay, this is epic

>be me
>Jerk off without lube
>Be a cutfag so my bellend gets a bit chapped
>Finish up, fumble around in the dark for some lotion
>Finally
>Didn't realize until too late it was a handful of gold Bond with menthol in it
>Head rush, dick spasming with icy pins and needles
>Can't see straight, nearly cum again
Holy shit

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sweden eternally BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

hah got 'em

stop samefagging, i can see that every post thats replying to your post is a new IP

Wait so is Ale's real name really David haha

>new IPs
>samefagging
based retard

I have sleep problems but I can't take melatonin because it makes me uselessly sleepy for the next 24hrs after I take the pill :(

you underestimate the power of the Mexican """wife""" schizo

i just take 3 mg, i used to take six but then i felt what you described

should i do a chill upgrade to 1440p ($300) or do the expensive upgrade to 1440p/165Hz ($600)
been using 1080p/60fps for 10 years now

Just take actual sleep pills melatonin doesn't do shit

you're literally the only schizo here
take your meds and go to bed

>tfw the other schizoids start to recognize you

take trazodone desu