Reeeeee

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Another earthquake maybe

Lorde and Jacinda Ardern happened

Be careful what you wish for.

I wish I was living in an irrelevant island country.
We're between three shitholes named middle east, balkans and the caucasus, so we have no relax, always a conflict finds us.
I hate reading bad news about my country on international sources every day.
Even our history makes people I don't know hate me on the internet and this saddens me.
Be thankful for what you have, user.

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You guys didn't stand with the western world aganist china again recently with this Canadian vs china feud.

What did they do?

relevancy is for dorks

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It already happened in 2001 but I bet you're a zoomer runt who wasn't even alive to see it

I did too watch lord of the rings when it came out!

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Then you should know it's probably the only reason most people even know your country exists.

Canada has been asking countries to sign on with them aganist china because of this whole new fued thing going on, with the hanwei CEO, Austarlia, UK, America, germany, Netherlands and a few more here and there signed on, but NZ said "we are concerned about the implication" but didn't sign on.

I do know that
and I want more things why people know about new zealand

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We have to sell our dairy and fruit somewhere, ya'll can get fucked

What about WW1 and WW2?

we should sell it in not china
because they r weeners and r not relly our frens

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Why do Turks love that squid girl anime so much?

doesn't help spamming kara boga

Most of us are hidden weebs.

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i will always associate your country with the hobbits because i cant think of anything else maybe when rocketpower went there but I might be making that up

You are always relevant to us

I totally understand you kardeşim

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Relevancy is overrated

Wrong, you're always relevant to us.

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REEEEEE
FUCK YOU WINSTON CHURCHILL
ANZACS RISE UP

Ich will den totalen Krieg

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There are a lot of things I don't like about turkey but I always proud of the bond we share over how fucking miserable the Gallipoli campaign was for everyone involved.
Did you know that we lost more men to disease than enemy action? Because we lost a lot of men to enemy action.

based

The fucking conditions give me chills. Imagine being burried in shit after bleeding to death by disease because your leg was cut off by a trap

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>be random guy in the fucking boonies in NZ
>hanging out on your parents farm which you work on when you get back from school
>some pommy faggots from the otherside of the world show up
>"oi guvna were goin ta wor wif the central powahs now innit"
>"were gonna need the colonees to help us out now roight?"
>"if we win we promise we'll giv yah nuffin becausse you bealong to us anyway, tah luv"
>sign up for the military as every family should provide their men to defend their country but your dad is still extremely sick from the last winter and your mum and younger siblings cant take care of everything by themselves
>lie about your age, join even though your only 16
>get hooked up with some aussies because your countries have existed for 5 fucking minutes, you still have natives practising cannibalism thats how new you are so you dont have huge armies
>meet another kid your age from aus, turns out hes from the middle of bumfuck nowhere as well and left his family behind in the hands of his 12 year old brother (his father died last year)
>go all the way to the other side of the world
>get ordered to kill or be killed by people you and your nation have no historical animosity or bad-blood with
>navally invade on row boats like its the fucking middle ages
>hang out in the trenches with a dozen different diseases, shitting blood, throwing up even though you havent eaten in days and just now realising the guy sleeping next to you is missing his lower body and maggots are eating him

UK can suck my asshole to be honest

I live in Christchurch and want to make something happen. So much potential untapped in the pure English genes of this city. Make things happen with new robots and crypto memes.
Come join me NZer with respectable anime reaction girl collection.

ok I will be there soon ;)

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if we annex australia, we will finally get respect the respect we deserves.

Auckland fagg here

Fuck off, being irrelevant on some Island on the end of the world is best thing that can happen to a country.

You just cannot into friendship. Why are you so angry all the time? Being part of great empire is good for you.

that would be dope

Not this time.

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Nah we'll take credit for it no worries.

This. I cringe when people want their countries to be "relevant". "relevant" means immigrants and war.

you'll get to win the Rugby World Cup in the home of the bug people this year

Die faggot freak

give asylum please

Shhhh. Shut up, idiot, do you want your own quota of refugees and diversity too?

Still more relevant than us