Explain yourselves europeans
Explain yourselves europeans
Tyler Nelson
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Camden Collins
disgusting
Jack Clark
there's no use if you're going to touch a doornob or a handrail on the stairs afterwards
Also how do you fucking pee? Over your fucking hands? I can pee without touching my cock so why would I use my hands.
Lucas Rogers
soaptugal
Brayden Rogers
i never use soap
Elijah Brooks
Gee, i wonder from which part of Italy that 57% comes from.
Nathaniel Miller
A gay, atheist, liberal EU supporting Dutch professor and a nazi was teaching a class on Armenian genocide.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Armenian genocide and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, neo Ottomanist, black Turkish man who had served in the army for 1500 hours and understood that Ottomans did nothing wrong stood up and showed a picture of Hagia Sophia
”Who built this, giaour?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite whiteoidly and smugly replied “Greeks of course, it's a Greek church. Stupid nigger”
”Wrong. It was built by Turks. If it were indeed a Greek church then why does it have minarets?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Bible. He stormed out of the room crying those crocodile tears. The same tears nazi cry for the “poor Kurds” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the Turks. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Mark Beenhouwer, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist white nationalist professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment. But he forgot that he could not own guns in his precious union!
The students applauded and all applied for Turkish citizenship that day and accepted Allah as their god and converted to Islam. A Turk then ran into the room and perched atop the Turkish Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. "Allahu Ekber" was shouted several times, and Erdogan himself showed up enacted an alcohol tax across the European Union.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS caused by eating pork and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity
Benjamin Hill
Well, Islam is like 80% about heigene really. And washing five times a day, the full bath every Friday and after sex and whatever else makes you need ghusl, --even a fart means you have to do wudu again --, and all the hadith about not going to the mosque after eating what was it onions so you dont smell and piss off others, and the sunnah with the miswak branch to brush, then we shia take it further, a dog hair will make us need to wash (but cats are cool, and dogs suck). Hell, Khomeini wouldn't eat at a restaurant unless he knew the waiter was Muslim he was that careful about staying in a state of ritual purity.
Then you got the fucking bloofy English. They washed when they got baptised and again when they died. A good reason why a lot of their women willingly went with the Norse Vikings, they took semi-regular dunks in the rivers. The slavs, everyone wash your mouth and nose in this bowl of water and pass it around. And the French to this day still smell.
But I wonder how much bs these are, since you posted one about Aarabs marrying blacks, and yeah
>that's paddlin' / honor killin
Not really, the Prophet convinved a woman's parents to let her marry a black guy.
But we're very very fucking racist and no parent is going to say yeah sure to that. Rather they marry a fucking Jew at least they have money and some education.
Cameron Watson
>Washing your hands after touching your pp
Pretty cringe and bluepilled if you ask me desu senpai.
Joseph Powell
>cleantugal