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FUCK SAKE

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FUCK the irish

>Britain is due to leave the EU on 29 March, but it is not too late to think again, according to some of the most powerful figures in Germany. The name at the top of the letter is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer - who has taken over from Merkel as head of the Christian Democratic Union and who is favourite to succeed her as Germany’s leader when Merkel steps down.
>"Sir, Without your great nation, this continent would not be what it is today: a community defined by freedom and prosperity. After the horrors of the second world war, Britain did not give up on us. It has welcomed Germany back as a sovereign nation and a European power. This we, as Germans, have not forgotten and we are grateful. [...]
>"Britain has become part of who we are as Europeans. And therefore we would miss Britain. We would miss the legendary British black humour and going to the pub after work hours to drink an ale. We would miss tea with milk and driving on the left-hand side of the road. And we would miss seeing the panto at Christmas. But more than anything else, we would miss the British people — our friends across the Channel. We would miss Britain as part of the European Union, especially in these troubled times. Therefore Britons should know: from the bottom of our hearts, we want them to stay."

Awwwww Germany! (No).

runts

*old-timey 1940s british gentleman voice*
i wonder if the government should return to the gold standard

Shan't be reading so much as a single letter of this.

business idea: get a french or spanish gf that will teach me their language for free then dump them when i'm fluent

Need a tree trunk leg gf so she can crush my knob and bollocks daily

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What is their endgame here
Are they so unaware that they think we'll reverse it on the basis on this letter

you already speak swedish don't you? all continental languages are basically the same

Unironically need an Israeli gf

I guess so, I don't really know. It is a bit pointless.

>We would miss Britain as part of the European Union, especially in these troubled times.

Typical woman, all cuntish when we're in the relationship, but as soon as our money is threatened, she's all lovey-dovey again.

Imagine the smell.

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Ha that's what happened to me once but I taught her English

that's uh... okay ron

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my dad would kill me if he found out but i prefer menthol cigarettes to normal ones

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I want to creampie Emma Watson with cum seeping from her vaginal opening.

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>the people have decided to leave
>doesn't have decency to respect their decision and resorts to begging
fuck her

Reminds me of this
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Would love to clean up the mess

wonder if emma yank just makes posts about emma watson or also makes regular posts inbetween posts about emma watson

which is the better film out of billy madison and happy gilmore?

when i was a kid i preferred billy madison but now i'm an adult and hate children so i prefer happy gilmore

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Heat and moisture.

the story of martin luther is proof that god exists

imagine if Phillip killed the other driver
would we have even heard about it?

playing some insurgency sandstorm going to crack out the beers soon

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Have only seen parts of those movies.

Cut that mullet.

...

>dedicate slightly more personnel and resources in order to defeat double digit IQ farmers and secure a relatively new and exciting resource-rich land.

OR

>focus almost all of your nation's resources on yet ANOTHER french chimpout which will simply resolve itself in a few years anyway.

is he the dumbest king to have ever reigned?

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Really hope you didn’t actually go out in public like that

basado

I find it kind of boring. only put 10 hours into since I bought it

Really want to call in to lbc

y pileado rojo

He could have done both. The American and French Revolutions didn’t happen at the same time.

Don't bother. They don't like hearing from runts.

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im alt right

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>the French Revolution

that's not what I was referring to.

>yank education

do any of you lads happen to work for JPMorgan? they're trying to recruit us and it sounds fun

the colonists wanted seats in westminster which was absurd. they would have never peacefully backed down. the ones loyal to the crown moved here anyway

He was actually severely mentally disabled

And I wouldn't expect them to. All rebellions can be quelled with enough force.

>occupants in the third party vehicle for the Duke's crash were injured
>duke was pulling out of a side road

waheyyy, wonder what paki accident management company will be handling their personal injury claims

are these indian soyboys

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Most of them moved up north and became you cunts.

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literally an embellished NEET

crazy that some british runt got both btfo in the american revolution and by napoleon

I hate being alone lads

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what role?

Your mum is pelvically anfractuous, however her meretricious countenance (notwithstanding my own parsimonious tendencies and general indolence) prevent me from introducing her to my ineluctable priapic

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software development

reverse cowgirl

im sorry mom

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Maybe the Canadian won’t notice that I misread his post and wound up repeating what he said.

watching p.b.s. eons videos again

Almost all callers get battered by nerves and end up looking like tits

i know. it's why canada is so much better

oh youre the IT runt
i know a mate who worked there he basically said for your entire first 2-3 years youll be treated like an absolute retard and your 'berg will ask you to make reports and before he read them he already decided it was shit. he said that was just how they introduced people to the company
but he was some eco bullshit doubt it is the same for IT

my friend worked there as a software developer and had a shit time--didn't learn anything.
but it's a huge company. you work for your manager, not the company. chances are you will have a very different experience

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Bet Emma Watson’s balloon knot tastes fishy with some stale perspiration and poo flavors as well.

Am an international banker specialising in spot rate fraud ama

giza the story thailad

Be honest, would ya'll shag a 14 year old if you were guaranteed no repercussions?

IT =/= software development

By pakis do you mean all Muslims or just pakistanis?

no, you fucking weirdo

The sentiment of this is undermined by the sneeriness of every other major EU figure

>Pakis
>What class

How do you make your tea, lads?
>Tetley's, bag first with water followed by two or three drops of milk, no sugar

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Would you spit on an immigrant if there were no repercussions

you heard wrong retard

Would do it anyway

all muds

>Boil water
>Put tea bag into water
>let it sit for about 2-4 minutes while periodically dipping it up and down into the water

2x lipton black, 5x sugars, half water/half milk so it's not too hot to drink right away

passed by an immigration office and was thoroughly disgusted by what i saw. only white people were a couple of slavoids that didn't seem to know how to speak english or french

>Britain is due to leave the EU on 29 March
I’ll believe that when I see it

Normally just make myself chips, beans and a meat of some sort. Dinner is where I'm more creative, either having a sandwich, soup, or on my more daring days, a grilled sandwich!

>bag first
Ohnononono

earl grey teabag, boiling water

guy kills his mum during a fight, cut her up and put her in the freezer and used her identity to pay the bills for months

haven't seen schiz in days

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why is beef vindaloo so prevalent here but they cant eat beef in india

why does it have loo in the name btw is that because they put shit in it as it is beef and they are not allowed to eat it? they only serve it to us westerners?

never eating vindaloo again

put more milk in it you mad thing

ah well disregard then

I'm going to bite. Not tea as in "can Jeff come to tea", tea as in the drink

what a loony

He's the Belgian poster

And there it is, a fucking Spaniard of all thing, falling in to my trap.

Clear as fucking day, it was, and yet this god damned paellanigger siesta'd right into my lair, spreading his cheeks willingly to my 10" big plan.

Played like a God damned fiddle.

the amount of milk there is fine

bet you're one of those muppets who makes it into a beige coloured tea milk shake

>they only serve it to us westerners?
pretty much yeah
most indians are vegetarian, the shit you see in an indian restaurant isn't what most of them eat