/brit/

Sounds like a paki name

MEOWING

Someone strike a nerve, mr Janny?

like Amer Hussein

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my cousin got shot in doncaster yesterday, absolutely mad

t. Oil industry shills
Hope you're being paid because if not it's pathetic that you'd defend environmental exploitation FOR FREE

>MEOWING
>
>Someone strike a nerve, mr Janny?

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Built like a shit brickhouse.

they're anti nuclear, they're tards who scam idiots

I want to suck her butt.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VMdLnYewiwM
>Ethan Hawke On Why Being Pretentious Is Okay
surely, by definition, being pretentious is not okay?

Why can't british women be as cute as they are in fiction?

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twas actually post 310 so twas 1 post early by your antiquated reckoning and 8 pages early by the modern and most sensible view

Well if you weren't circumcised before...

is that actually his house

Niggapeace

That's the point, it's fiction

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Excuse me, this is an n-word free zone

Not in my endz

Niggering a nigger.

dont fancy popping over for a visit and getting raped to death

While I don’t and will never condone racism i greatly appreciate that you didn’t use the hard R variation, it’s a small but sure step in the right direction.

>pulled a muscle in my leg so can't exercise for at least a week
>absolutely excruciating pain if I dare to flex or stretch my calf
>starting a 45hr wagie gig next week
>all my close friends somehow decided they were all playing a game I don't own tonight without even organising it in our group chat
>probably won't see my GF (who has decided she wants to take things slow) for 2 weeks minimum
Just felt like bitching. Carry on.

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I’m finna go sicko mode lads

Join me in going sicko mode

i get a haircut every 2 weeks

lad i hate to break it to you but when a girl starts saying things like that you’re literally hanging on to dead wood, theres rarely ever coming back from those words

I'm finna go niggo mode lads

blog on

Nah she's cool, just had a shitty last relationship.

Gone into wasteman mode

These niggas finna go SICKO MODE

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what would your mum think if she saw this post mate
grow up

her name is MONI you pieces of shit

mum hates it when im racist at home but dad laughs

This was a sharp and witty reposte

Mans clearly going sicko mode

I haven't had a haircut since October

Remember seeing this live lmao. Can’t believe 2018 was 2 years ago already bloody hell.

make it STOP
fucking hell

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lol amer's a bit touchy today

Explain how

>It's snowing outside
Ah yes

this is NOT the fortnite dance
it's the papu gomez dance

Taking my work nigger to get a new pair of niggershoes

She’s gotten younger.

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I haven't cut my hair in 11 years. I always just tied my hair in a knot in the back. Now I'm finally getting sick of washing it, drying it and it's also making me look really lazy as I'm closing 30. So I've been thinking about going to the barbershop but I fear I can't describe the short, clean, professional looking haircut I'd want and end up with something gay and shit and regret it.
What do people say when they go to the barber's to get a haircut?

FUCK sake

Would shank em all on the spot

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youtube.com/watch?v=M1Z_cnIuhL8

crew cut
if you really have no clue just show a pic

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11 fuxking years pal? It would take them hours to cut that mess

no you wouldnt
be quiet

CORrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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It's Friday, where is he

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>vitesse
mentioned

Playing Yakuza Kiwami 2

Almost finished

just get a razor and go skinhead at this point lad

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Um yeah, especially that drop lip nigga

not really

just chop off all the length quickly and work from there

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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home alone i reckon

dont remember there being a paki in a bloke character in that game

My hair doesn't grow much further than my shoulders.

Still playing videogames at your age?

Bruh moment

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Just remembered Philip DeFranco and cringed

now there's a brapper worthy of the name

buzzcut is unironically not a bad idea if you have strongly masculine facial features

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I’m trembling with anticipation

>Yes, I will spend my Friday evening mixing songs together badly on my controller while posting on /brit/ with the lads and drinking cans of stella

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coping somewhere I'd imagine

>paki in a bloke

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My dicks hard

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Not like I got anything else to do

At least it's a white activity

You are an oriental man in women’s clothing.

videogames are definetly not a white activity
whites have jobs, paki incels play videogames

make a vlog
go for a walk
apply for jobs
learn to cook something

how did the paki bloke in a dress transfer the coleslaw from plate to mouf
a question for the ages, that is

Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
Move y'self to go again
Cold water in the face
Brings you back to this awful place
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too

even bigger red flag

British scum, get out of Britain. Go back to America, your real home, British Archipelago is for Irish, Welsh and Highlanders.

fucking scooters

>video games is a white activity
honestly when will the paki bloke in a dress 404 mentally and commit suicide