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love herefordshire (NOT hertfordshire)

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herefordshire is basically wales

How many times does it need to be said?

fUCK
oFF
yANK

Hmm, yeah, really like fashion. Don't care if you don't and won't judge but if you do want to take your first steps into the hobby I will be happy to help and point you to some good resources :) Self improvement is fun!

Marshall Mathers = MM
M&M
Eminem

*blows your mind*

>6'1'' but you have to wage slave

OR

>5'3'' and you can live off of real estate

what do you choose, lads?

been off all week (done nothing) and have to go back to full time call centre toil next week

you can't make me toilberg, I won't go. I will kill myself instead

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so who is slim shady?

yeah exactly

simple english(welsh) countryside living. raising your own ducks, beautiful scenery, transcendentalism and all that.

love hertfordshire
hate herefordshire

simple as

I'm 19 and bored of shagging about already so I'd pick the money option please

wales is basically africa

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Always confuse the two tbqh

i'm a 6'2 NEET
checkmate

whats up normal cool guy here, gonna obsess over the length of other mens stubble and drink 15 drinks and fall asleep at my computer like a normal man

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19 and never had sex here

sad but true

don't you have neet toil?

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skip to 0:51

shit not sure why this got cut off

anyway, yeah, and if you need civilization the UK has a lovely train system to take you to any city any time you need. just seems perfect really. i'd probably head to the city a few times a month just because i do like the city as well. but living a self reliant life (like thoreau wrote about in Walden) in the english country seems nice. nice people too i reckon.

Those are some nice teeth for a bong, but I sure wish she smiled like a normal person.

Wales is the least black part of the whole british isles and your prime minister is a literal paki also

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dunno what that is

>the UK has a lovely train system

6'1 every time

>the vendor has shipped your order

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simply unfathomable there are people that have had sex that many times they are bored of it, like a toy

>the UK has a lovely train system
alri time traveler

face looks like a render

Women: please stop raping us

Man: oh so u want doors held open but no rape?

Women: honestly we don’t care about doors either way it’s really the raping that’s the issue

Man: oh wow no rape and unappreciative no thank u

imagine being allowed to touch her legs

I'm the kind of racist who's extremely attracted to brown girls

thoughts on people that have sex so much that they get sick of it?

do any of you actually think these disgusting chav slags are attractive

went to a place in the city the other day that sold weed just openly
blew my mind, didn't realise that was even a thing here or else the police would be there instantly to shut it down.
owned by a Canadian too which was pretty [spoiler]based[/spoiler]

did you also get a top suggestion with the israeli flag?

what did they mean by that?

would you like to be your ideal physical self, with all the money in the world, but once a year you have to suck one dick?

>British train system
>perfect
absolutely howling my head off, Holland and Germany have much better systems

their unattractiveness is attractive

What was George Bush doing in Africa?

compared to america our trains are great
they're not chavs btw, most of these girls are probably middle class

Obviously

tracking down Obama's birth certificate

if i had all the money in the world then it wouldn't have any value RETARD

Never realised how fucking great Céline is until quite recently. I thought he was a meme after Journey and automatically categorised it as 'hippie-tier' in my mind for some reason. How wrong I was, ffs. He's far fucking from it, and they can't stand to see a 'right wing' genius, oh no no. They've gone as far as to poorly translate his works anonymously on purpose

Just started D'un château l'autre

Literally and figuratively where

yes

maybe yours isn't the best in europe but coming from an american standpoint it was amazing. i took it from london to york, york to a short stop at warwick, then from there to Bath. think we made an exchange at Bristol. smoothest train i've ever been on with plenty of leg room. polite, quiet people who were actually not too averted to conversation either. spoke with a nice french lady about her restaurant on the way to York

so yeah maybe not the best in Europe but better than anything I've ever been on by a lightyear

Got really drunk with my roommate last night and they told me they're bisexual but not to worry because I'm not their type. Odd evening

same kinda idea of someone who eats so much they get sick of it, is complete nonsense

I can't read French. Should i bother with céline?

what's his full name

Usually when people say to your face "oh you're not my type" then secretly, deep down, they do find you sexually attractive.

t. shagged 2 female flatmates who said the exact thing

Sorry to hear that. Girls won't fuck you and now you know fags won't either? Crushing

he's alright

in america, when we're sad, we say we're "bummed" ahaha

well that's immaterial to me because we're two men

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What do you gain in being such a spiteful twat? Don't be a dick

bit gay

that's normal in the 1st world, yanks just live in a sheltered bubble

Don't know, you did say he was bisexual

quite liked Snatch
liked it better than lock stock

call him Alan and tell him to get the fuck out of your house lmao
meeeeeeeeeeen

in britain, we say we're "alright" or "not bad"

learned this by watching the television show 'Friends'

see for example: the episode where Joey is sad because he's in love in Rachel and Phoebe brings him her friend's happy dog to cheer him up but then Joey "bums out" the dog by making it sad

laughed a good laugh when I read this post

I don't gain anything. I'm about as low as a person can be and i want to drag others down with me. Maybe then i won't be alone.

Jk though I'm just a prick and shit talking online doesn't feel real so i type mean words at the glowing box.

What books you lot reading then?

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Mind your own business

I'm off to the afterlife, lads. Wish me luck. I hope there's loads of fanny for me to lick out there.

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won't be telling you teehee :v

TV Choice

>whited
like jizzed?

Le quirky polite way of saying tjings

When im upset, i saw im fucked off

Most of us do it. I'm just wondering now if it's such a good idea. Probably has a long-term effect on our personality, being so aggressive to others and others being aggressive to us

don’t try and understand brit it’s culture, mutt

Then you get the fucking you know who's giving it 1 star reviews on Amazon. Fucking animals
Yeah definitely mate, there are good translations but I struggled to find one for Castle to Castle and basically any of his works that are so-called "anti-semitic", but even if I was a Jew I'd read him
Louis-Ferdinand Céline

>hey btw i'm a sinful degenerate freak but don't worry about it, you're not my type

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The fuck up

>sinful degenerate freak
alri literal teetotaler churgoer

turns out it really was a inside job lads
cant believe i dismissed it for so long

Animal Farm.
So far it's like Jow Forums grouped together to write a bedtime story to kids. It's great.

whats with the rudeness today boys? dont usually get such cheek of you lot. Wont stand for it.

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>CCR
Back in my day this conjured up memes about the vietnam war

Those were the days

you can take solace in the fact that zoomers are the worst generation besides genx to have ever been born

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sounds nice
glad you enjoyed it

to be fair, you don't get many call centres that are outside
now you put on your dad's suit and shake that man's hand