Islamic Prayer Thread /ISPT/

fuck off

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Based

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When finding the qibla many programs follow a great circle route from North America. Is it wrong if instead i trace a straight line? I feel like going the circle route is wrong and I'm sending my prayers to Greenland or something.

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Kol ‘od balevav penimah
Nefesh Yehudi homiyah,
Ulfa’ate mizrach kadimah,
‘Ayin leTziyon tzofiyah;

‘Od lo avdah tikvatenu,
Hatikvah bat shnot ’alpayim,
Lihyot ‘am chofshi be’artzenu,
’Eretz-Tziyon virushalayim.

Went for my friday prayers earlier, 1st time in months.
Felt pretty good but I slept through the sermon

Do straight line, you have to pray towards the direction of it not its exact location

prayers dont have a direction you fucking idiot

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Try other programs to see if it's just the webpage you're using what's not working, by the way, maybe Greenlands needs some prayers...

No, but it's symbolic. As is nearly every facet of religion. Get a grip posting varg like you're cool. Everyone here is being peaceful and trying to chat pleasantly about what we have in common, if you don't share this with us and can't be respectful there are10 pages of other threads here.

>this many muslims browse Jow Forums

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Nice.
PS: Does the malaysian flag have as much red strips as the american one?

Don't worry, we're not going to behead you in the name of allah, at least for now.

Jow Forums is a hedonistic place, religious shits needs no apply

religion and god are literally a spook

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>out of the 100 threads on this board I will post in this one

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I already did it with a map and compass and marked my wall. I thought it was strange and looked it up, they said from North America They use the great circle route as it is less mileage than a straight route, still felt wrong.

Will add Greenland to my prayers though, it must be cold and depressing about now.

this, it's kind of weird to see them. never saw muslims in real life. very intrigued though. carry on muslim bros

Shut up, pussy, say that to my face and fight me in real life, motherfucker. I could break you like a toothpick

7 red stripes 7 white stripes
I don't know how many on the US though

Btw how is it in Uzbekistan, assuming you're not proxy

We have 7 red 6 white for the 13 British colonies.

Decent, but hope I'll move to the US

She looks like she fuck JEWISH guys

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Good luck if you are hoping to win the lottery. Come to new England. We need more Muslims.

Do you guys consider shiites to be muslim? I heard some of my sunni brothers say that they insult Aisha and that they are disgusting dogs who shame us, though I only met with Alevites and they are different than the Shiites in Iran

They say the same shahada. The line about Ali is supposedly optional.

Mashallah. BASED BLACK BVLLS

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Assalamualaikum, brother

Why are BLACK male ar*b female couples so common in France?

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God bless Israel

I dont mind them besides the muh ali autism

shiites are good at making prank calls at least

go fuck a goat you pedo worshipping faggot

No one worships Muhammad. You're just mad because your nation of potato farming drudges is being enriched by muslims with culture, history, and good food.

ironic coming from a Catholic

Catholics worship Mary more than Muslims worship Muhammad. Muslims pray to God, Catholics pray to a human.

Mohammed and Aisha - married at 6, having sex at 9
St. Mary - giving birth at 12~16

yeah you're the one to speak

Also you know half of Ireland is Protestant right

Today is actually Saint Tosser day in Ireland (a national holiday). He is patron saint of shitposting and this is how the Irish worship him.

why are you in a place where people post gore, gay sex, hentai, laugh when people get killed and worship heroes like breivik, jack off to traps, etc, daily?

it's a hedonistic place for nihilistic people, religious fucks needs no apply

Je moet terug

You have an aesthetic flag.

9 and 12 are close enough if you consider that in countries with warm climate people reach puberty faster.

>tf
>tp
what is happening

Why are there so many fucking Muslims on Jow Forums? What went so terribly wrong?

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We're sharing expertise on wall building with our burger allies.

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I think building a physical wall between US and Mexico is retarded desu. Our agriculture industry couldn't survive without the migrants.
Sucks that the Mexicans hate muslims, as most of us don't really have anything negative to say about them.

Islam is a cancer on this world. The world would unironically be significantly more peaceful tomorrow if all Muslims disappeared overnight.

>Our agriculture industry couldn't survive without the migrants.
It can with a reformed visa system. We hire Pajeets for all low paying jobs on a visa system that doesn't allow them to bring anyone or, God forbid, obtain permanent residence let alone citizenship. You also need to get rid of the 14th amendment loophole.

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A better migrant workers visa system would be excellent, i don't think the 14th amendment needs changing however. I'm no fan of ethnostates or any form of nationalism.

It has nothing to do with an ethnostate. People can still migrate legally, but the 14th amendment is being abused by Mexicans. It outlasted its intended purpose since all black Americans are now legally American anyway.

Based Uzbek muslim bros. I'll be cheering for you against Australia.

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it's a proxy you newfag

do you too hold in a fart for the whole day to avoid redoing to wudu? used to do that when i was muslims, not sure if my prayers counted if ever allah exists, i believe that according to the muslim jurisprudence it's okay as long as it doesn't emit sound nor smell ( i'm being genuine ) whats your opinion on this guys

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The JEWISH man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The JEWISH man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ar*b dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The JEWISH penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the JEWISH man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent jew seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the JEWISH man impregnates.

In total, the JEWISH man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the JEWISH man is the epitome of masculinity.

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sorry this is a christian board no infidel allowed

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Wrong this is a JEWISH BVLL board

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When us CHIs take over we’ll expel all Muslims back to the Middle East

I've named my dog Mohammad. Please say something nice about him.

Expel me from my own country? Cool beans.
I'm sure you're joking, but your words can have an effect on others you know? It doesn't hurt to be kind. I know Hispanic people get a lot of shit, but Muslims do too. I'd think that it wouldn't be too hard to be a bit sympathetic.

Salam alaikum, can I ask you guys how many suras from quran you recite when praying? I would like to learn more but dont know which are short and easy to remember. Could you guys give me some recommendations?

Why are so many Europeans converting to Islam? What the fuck is going on

Look at the state of the West and you'll see. Moral decay, alcohol and drugs everywhere, porn, nihilistic degenerate atheists, people who'll fuck you over, all kinds of vile shit.

>inb4 one of the aforementioned degenerates calls me incel loser
Yeah so what.

Look at the last suras in the sequence they're short and easy. Btw you don't need to recite the entire sura in one setting.

Colonisation

So is it okay to have sex with a 12 year old in your cunt?

So only Jow Forumstard incel loser convert? Do you also try to convert your sisters and sell them to your Arab friends? Really curious

Calm down. I am Balkan Turk whos parents are from Macedonia. Moved because of the civil war from 1991. I was born here.
Btw I have met 3 Czech men who converted to Islam and many women.

Says the guy that goes on Jow Forums to post blacked porn and dead boers

The only people being sold we be infidels on the day of the European conquest

Lately I've been reciting verses 15-20 of al baqara.

kek a newfag

It’s mostly ironic. Do you honestly think anyone posting on this website is deeply religious (minus Jow Forums, but they’re going straight to hell anyways).

Wow. My point was that a lot of young men in the West see society as fucked up and life as meaningless. Religion offers life meaning, and Islam with its puritanical doctrine probably seems appealing to those young men. I don't personally know anyone who has converted but if what you're saying is true and Europeans are actually converting, what I said would be a fair reason.

I only know Al-Fatiḥah, Al-Kawthar, Al-Ikhlas, Al-Falaq and An-Nas. They are all short.

Mary didn’t have sex retard that’s the whole point

My usual sura recitation in prayers if alone are al Kahf, al Mulk, at Taubah.
If I become the imam of the prayer, it depends on the makmoom, if there's old people, I'll choose shorter sura or divide longer sura in shorter recitation, otherwise, the usual length.

how do you explain the brothers of jesus then

according to the christian story, she had no sex.
12 is the age when you get pubescent
9 is still pre-pubescent

Jehovah, God and Allah crushed by 5-years plan.

"Godless" magasine.

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Another depiction of Allah.

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Jehovah, God and Allah.

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Btw, it says Mohammedan. Not even Muslim.

Thank you all for your responses. Great advice.

Retourne au bled oussama

Why is it always the women converting to islam? How many do you know?

whats goin gon in this thread?

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non tu vas faire quoi?

I would post your countries most famous artist, but I don't like looking up gay pornography.

you're welcome. I have my small handy Qur'an that I always bring together wherever I go, so prior to the salah time, I'll refresh my memorisation by reading it. I just can't do with the apps or mp3s.