/skandi/

eta grind og spik í dag :XD fokk christan bale og rollo frá vikings

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tapte nettopp 1b i duel arena

>steðga at spæla telduspöl

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Thought about emptying my bank account to travel to Norway to throw myself into a Fjord, but I'm feeling a bit better now. Learning Norwegian and trying to stay positive instead.

What's the difference between the Danish Army and the Norwegian Army? I assume the Norwegian Army puts more emphasis on skiing but is there anything else?

danska armén är svag och patetisk

>Learning Norwegian
Why? Norwegian heritage?

Danskarna har betydligt ballare specialförband

a austrian guy did that here last week. Told his parents he went to a job interview in england. But instead went to the faroes with a oneway ticket and no luggage, took helicopter to a little island, say to the villagers he was going hike, but no sign of him has been since.
his father even flew up here to help look for him, pretty sad.
>norwegian
læffy and ski
>danish
patrols the northatlantic, rides dogsled in the artic.

Önskar jag vore norsk, grabbar...

Begå självis

jeg wishar jeg wore densk, drenger...

Önskar jag vore norsk, grabbar...

The danish army rides its dogsleds in occupied territory belonging to Norway (Greenland).
Other than that we're just far stronger.

jag knullade en fet hora grabbar

Snakker du med morradi med den kjeften?

Hello Skandis!
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Dricka sprit och hålla käften ..

Gronland er danskt

Grönnland er mellombels okkupert av Danmark, teke frå Noreg i 1814.
Det same er tilfelle for Færöyane.

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Jag tjänar endast Danmark

Og Norra er fyribils hertikið av ónögdnum bóndum, tað hoyrir undir Kongaríki Danmark.

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Min bror

ler og ler

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Jag har svurit trohet till den danske konungen

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>hyggur at klokkuni
tað er tíð

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>personalfest
skal jeg?

ok, dette var faktisk ganske bra

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except:
1) Norgesveldet actually existed and was an actual empire, peaking in the 1200s under Håkon IV
2) bokmål actually isn't the same as danish
3) greenland was actually stolen from Norway in 1814 along with the faroes

check your facts next time yeah you dumb mongrel

>tað er tíð
Fyrir kva?

>3) greenland was actually stolen from Norway in 1814 along with the faroes
Not stolen. We just decided Denmark could keep them (and Iceland), because Sweden had no interest in those shitty desolate rocks.

>semantics
fuck you cunt dog, i'd smash you irl

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>1) Norgesveldet actually existed and was an actual empire, peaking in the 1200s under Håkon IV
"Empire" just a bunch of barren islands with a few fishing villages.
>2) bokmål actually isn't the same as danish
sure, g becomes k, d becomes t and at becomes å. Anything else?
>3) greenland was actually stolen from Norway in 1814 along with the faroes
no, it remained part of denmark, while norway left the kingdom.
hygg at klokkuni

>Under Haakon's (IV) rule, medieval Norway is considered to have reached its zenith or golden age. His reputation and formidable naval fleet allowed him to maintain friendships with both the Pope and the Holy Roman Emperor, despite their conflict. He was at different points offered the Imperial Crown by the Pope, the Irish High Kingship by a delegation of Irish kings, and the command of the French crusader fleet by the French king. He amplified the influence of European culture in Norway by importing and translating contemporary European literature into Old Norse, and by constructing monumental European-style stone buildings. In conjunction with this he employed an active and aggressive foreign policy, and at the end of his rule added Iceland and the Norse Greenland community to his kingdom, leaving Norway at its territorial height. Although he for the moment managed to secure Norwegian control of the islands off the northern and western shores of Great Britain, he fell ill and died when wintering in Orkney following some military engagements with the expanding Scottish kingdom.

Whatever. You know, if we had decided to keep those islands, we probably wouldn't have let you cede from the union and take them with you. Probably best that we didn't want them. For you, I mean.

hva så grabbar hvad er jeres plan i aften?
er der bajer på bordet eller hvad

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>In conjunction with this he employed an active and aggressive foreign policy, and at the end of his rule added Iceland and the Norse Greenland community to his kingdom,
Read, if you're able to.

Source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haakon_IV_of_Norway

Nei, eg byrjar å bli lei av autistiske nordmenn som kranglar 24/7 med færöyværingar og alle andre som kritiserar Noreg.
Vil berre ha et hyggeleg /skandi/ kor ALLE er vener, også nordmenn og færinger.

You know he was faroese, right?

It wouldn't have been yours to decide whether or not we kept the islands when we left in 1905, you utter prick. Norway-Sweden was a personal union where we decided everything within our own borders, don't fucking act like anything else was the case, nigger.

>skriver på engelska i /skandi/
ut ur min tråd

>Haakon IV was faroese
Now I've heard it all.
Anyways, have you got anything actually constructive to say about my greentext paragraph?
You do know how to read, right?

skriv på engelsk

det er også træls.
du har ingen planer?

så slapper vi lige lidt af, det er fredag jo

Varför talar du ens engelska?

>It wouldn't have been yours to decide whether or not we kept the islands when we left in 1905, you utter prick.

Jo, det hade det varit. Sverige tvingade Norge in i union med vapenmakt och tillät Norge att gå sin egen väg av välvilja. Om det hade varit fråga om Grönland, Island, och Färöarna dessutom, då hade utfallet varit ett annat.

Slutt å krangle om Norgesveldet og unioner og ditt og datt for faen, /skandi/ er det ENESTE stedet hvor jeg trodde jeg var trygg fra slik krangling.
Hold kjeft og kos deg med noen öl, for i helvete.

hans bedstefar var færing, og hans rige bestod af norge og små öer.
ikki manget andet at sige

Tack NORRIGE.

godnat

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Nogen der ser håndbold VM for tiden? Hele /skandi/ er videre fra gruppespillet

jeg drikker melk av kvinnen og bjornen

Hov hov, eg var í hasin grindin

basert og villmarkspillet

>kommer tillbaka till tråden
>ser att folk skriver på eng*Lska
om ni ska vara autister och bråka kan ni väl åtminstone tala nordiska?

Har precist köpt Blodsburen. Ska spela lite ikväll. :#

Hvordan foles det å være svensk idag?

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Som alltid.

Det känns hopplöst. Samtidigt finns det en viss frihet i att inte bry sig längre.

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Känns bra att judevänstern visat vad de egentligen står för
Känns dåligt att alla vita negrer™ kommer att fortsätta rösta på dem.

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Då var det dags att börja supa då.

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Jag är rädd för mörkret och för spöken och monster som kommer på natten ._.

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kristina en sot

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bokstavligen den sämsta de kunde ha valt favä
till och med ulrika eleonora hade varit ett bättre val

>kristina
Detta är ett skämt... eller hur?

känns okej nu när vi i alla fall inte har kommunister i riksdagen längre

Tror ni att monster som i skräckfilmer finns på riktigt ._.

Nei, mösn og tvætl

alt eg ynskjer meg til jól er magnus lagaböte eller håkon IV i civ
ver så snill

>inte har kommunister i riksdagen längre
De sitter fortfarande i riksdagen, vad snackar du om?

Er hun en kvinne (mann)?

att vänstern har utat sig själva som icke-kommunister

Jag spelar ändå inte cuckilisation.

ugh Civ VI er så grimt et spil. Jeg spiller stadig Civ V, kan ikke holde ud og kigge på et så decideret ulækkert designet spil.

Og nå ja alle de kællinger de har valgt som civ leaders er for det meste dårlige valg

Sverri í civ, meinar tú

>var """Krist"""ina
>var lesbisk
>konvertera till katolicismen
>förråd ditt eget land
>fly från Sverige
>mest hatade regenten i Sveriges historia
>får ändå vara med i spelet
VARFÖR

>VARFÖR
Gender mainstreaming.

>Stefan övertalar L och C att stötta honom i riksdagen
>Alliansen kollapsar, L och C hotas med att åka ut ur riksdagen och/eller total politisk irrelevans
Stefan spelar fyradimensionellt schack.

Allvarligt tror ni på spöken eller inte ._.

no trengs det berre at danmark og drottning margrete vert leggja til

hadde vore digg med alle 3 skandinaviske land i civ, ja
synd at danmark ikkje er med enno

hun har stor melker

heilt riktig det, user

basert

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Inte ens en grå liten fågel
som sjunger på grönan kvist
det finns på den andra sidan
och det tycker jag nog blir trist.

Inte ens en grå liten fågel
och aldrig en björk som står vit -
men den vackraste dagen
som sommaren ger
har det hänt att jag längtat dit.

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>melk
Det heter MJÖLK.

För mig är det Civilisation 5
youtube.com/watch?v=WnNw5PWHnyc

>kallar honom gustav II adolf
>ser ut som Erik XIV
Vad menade Firaxis med det här?

i civ 5 var Danmark vikinge civ, i Civ 6 er det Norge der er vikinge civ. Tror ikke vi kommer med i Civ 6, der kan ikke være to vikinge civs