2019

>2019
>Doesn't listen to black metal
Are you a nigger, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It is, unless you're under-aged and you aren't KVLT enough
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy corpse paint and expensive burzum LPs every day, fucking peat-gavel

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Look at that high-E, pasty, skinnyfat soyboy wearing makeup. Is this what you call a man?

black metal are haram here. not kidding because it's deemed as satanic worship.

Post some good stuff for a beginner. I never was too into metal because its grating on the ears after a while. I listen to hip hop, r&b or jazz most of the time because im sitting and gaming for long amounts of time.

Yeah. I bet you want to suck his dick you faggot swedoid

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I only listen to cheesy power metal desu senpai

>I never was too into metal
Then black metal won't work for you. I started metal listening with power metal, because that is very melodic and always with clean vocals. Eventually i got into more aggressive stuff and few years later i enjoyed black metal too.
Now i can appreciate pretty much all subgenres of metal (except emo shit) and power metal got me into classical music as well, thanks to some songs which were heavily influenced by classical composers

Been listeing to black and death metal since 1989.

Also a manlet. Not that I am one to fault another for shortcomings beyond his control, but then again, it is pretty funny.

A truly embarrasing person, nonetheless.

Extremely based

>inb4 someone who doesn't listen to metal comes into the thread and start shitposting

no this is

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Yeah, why do northern European metal musicians always look so disgusting?

i listen to black metal too.
sabaton is my favorite band

He doesn't even look disgusting you poofta. And it's not like all musicians are ripped bodybuilders with 4% bf

Nice nice.
Rotting christ is my favorite Albanian hair metal band

Is this black metal? Sounds gay.
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Now this is real good music.
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No, that's satanic christian metal

Disgusting might be an exaggeration, but 99% of metal musicians I see are ghostly pale and skinnyfat with weird body hair

Because they care more about the music than looking good on stage for 14 year old girls.

>tfw lot of metal loving friends back at home in Cyprus
>tfw hardly can find any here and there are no rock metal bars where I'm at

This sucks so much

Sounds bad man.
Only reason I have friends is the metal/rock bar here in town. They also have the cheapest beer of all the bars in town so that's nice.

>BLACK metal
>whitey
Don't think so.
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with white men being white

Death metal is for autists with social anxiety who hate their parents

I live in the "metal capital of finland", so there are multiple rock/metal bars
capitalofmetal.fi/cities/jyvaskyla

'metalheads' = autistic long haired benders who think they're edgy

I must visit some day. My mom have a summerhouse in Rovaniemi
I'm actually bald, thank you very much.

Love my parents (just helped my dad build a new basement) and I have no social issues. Still love death metal because it's a genre of music that all kinds of people listen to.

I'm only edgy on Jow Forums
Perhaps some underaged metalheads can be edgy, but it shouldn't be a problem with adults. At least it's not something that i ever see or hear here in my city

So the non-metalheads have arrived.
As usual.

I wonder why they always feel the autistic need to post in these threads when they clearly have no interest in the music, Hmmm

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black metal is one of the shittiest musical genres, why the fuck would anyone want to listen to that trash?

>black metal is one of the shittiest musical genres
You forgot "in my opinion"

Based, body count is great.

Lmao, black metal is peak SOI. Just look at the originators of the genre, skinny faggots the lot of them.

What music do you listen to?
Actually i don't care, because it'll be one of the shitties musical genres. why the fuck would anyone want to listen to that trash?

I'm just being real
I listen to anything but black metal, death metal and dembow so no, what I listen to isn't trash

>good stuff for a beginner
no, just jump right into it.
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>I'm just being real
Nope, you are being an edgy, special little snowflake

But I do. Listened to Aorlhac - L'esprit des vents lately, great stuff

how am I edgy for not liking black metal? you are the edgy ones you dumb fuck

>"I don't like something, there for no one else should like it either"

That's you. That's being a special little snowflake.

You are edgy for insulting others over something that is completely subjective. And you apparently listen to an extreme metal genre too, just like black metal

Metal in general is the only recent genre which can have creative bands. Most of the rest is bland crap. Especially the popular stuff like rap, rnb, pop

so saying something is objectively bad means I'm saying no one else should like it? you can like that shitty music all you want but it won't change the fact that it is shit

metal is for angry virgin incel

>but it won't change the fact that it is shit
Just look at that ego. You do realize that your personal preference means nothing? It's just that, your own.
The music isn't shit because you do not like it, world doesn't work that way.
It's like saying the Mona Lisa is a bad painting because you don't like the way it looks.

I'm not insulting others, I'm insulting that shitty genre and I'm not being subjective but objective, only edgy metalheads like that trash
in general? there's some good sub categories but black metal and death metal is utter shit

It's not relative. Some shit is just shit, objectively.

I'm not speaking for myself, I'm speaking for everyone that isn't an edgy metalhead, no one likes that kind of music except for that kind of ppl

Ok, by that logic you are retarded. Because I said so. Objectively.

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A bit softer than their old stuff and a bit tooo experimental to be considered proper BM by some, might be palletable to you.

>no one likes that kind of music except for that kind of ppl

And what do you base that on? Any sources?
I know several people who work daily jobs, raise kids and live normal lives who listen to death and black metal.
That makes your statement completely false.

I find it amusing, that the guy who posts this listens to death metal himself
Is this really THAT bad?
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by several you mean like 3 out 100? have you ever seen a regular person on a black metal concert? I got the answer for that question: NO

i only listen rammstein

>have you ever seen a regular person on a black metal concert?
Yes. Many, many times. Sweden Rock and Wacken alone is packed with normal people. Even during the black metal shows.
You are just making up stereotypes that fit your own idea of how these people "should" be because for some reason you dislike the genre enough to behave like a small child.

>Sweden Rock and Wacken alone is packed with normal people. Even during the black metal shows.
No shit, do you expect ppl to walk away from the festival cause of a couple of bands are gonna play a couple of shitty songs? Even I stay in the club when they play dembow and I hate that shit, you are the one behaving like a small child just because you think screaming like a dying animal is considered good music

Still going strong with that ego of yours I see. Well no point in arguing any more.
You win kid, I'm gonna go and listen to dying animals now and enjoy my self.

>You win kid, I'm gonna go and listen to dying animals now and enjoy my self.
speaking about ego, go enjoy your dying animal sounds

This.

Way better than that edgy ear rape they call music.
leathers and chains not forests and paints ok. praise helloween

I listen to metal. Dont ask me what gernes. All kinds.

Why can't I stop listening to it, bros?

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>he doesn't listen to power metal AND black metal
plebbity pleb

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Most people who talk about black metal are taking about thrash etc.

Black Metal is bleak and more like post-metal.

>metal

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Yes I listen to Sabaton so I'm a real metalhead hehe

>leaf

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Bläck Metal is patrician

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