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Xth for op is a retard. Wait for bump limit next time

radical

>Have you cuddled a living being in the past two weeks
>in the past two weeks
Who do you think you're talking to

the desire to suck a d*ck is at maximum rn

get a knife

nice birb

anyone wanna come work in the patch with your pal arbys?

Gay

why is math so hard and confusing
it's like every lesson i learn is thrown out at the next lesson because none of the same rules apply

Sucking cock is reflective of an inner desire to forfeit responsibility and return to childhood, like a baby suckling a nipple.

I like sucking dicks

doing what

going to the land of the fREEEEEEEEE tonight

this makes sense, i want to drink penis milk too
is it fun

what for?

cleaning vessels. it sucks. pays good though. its what i was doing last time i was up north

visit my grandma

Or maybe he just want to make a guy feel good

>is it fun
if you like sucking dick yeah

>he

Sounds like a shit ass time

noice
what state?

i really want to try it

brother is listening to weeb shit

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ask your dad if you can suck him off

dont you also like weeb shit

warshington

More like:
Force your dad to let you suck him off hahaha

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Why don't you just use grinder then like all the other homos

Schizo

noice

>Get age verification for a website
>Put in my age
>Accidentally put in 2001 instead of 2000
>It still works

yeah hopefully the border pigs don't rape me

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yeah but its shocking coming from him

because he would literally get killed if anyone found out he's pretending to be gay (and that's a good thing)

Based Iran

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>there are people born in 2000 on this website
What the fuck I need to get out of here and move on with my life

Hello

youtube.com/watch?v=yMWel-ct3nw

fresh new vid

alri

isis is acrually pretty gay
thedailybeast.com/the-secret-hypocritical-gay-world-of-isis
anxiety

hi

84hrs a week = cashcashcash though
but yeah the job kinda sucks

At what age do people start having sex regularly?

pewdiepie

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>instead of 2000
get off this website, it'll corrupt your mind

Will someone please explain to my brain
That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?

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how much per hour?

12 or 13 at the latest

>OwO

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Regular just depends on if you're in a relationship or not. First time is usually 15-20.

Probably around high school age

19yo and I never had

Tired

What is "cleaning vessels"

She cute.

Lot's of people haven't by then. Don't worry about it.

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I started at 21, experienced you get 25

Regularly, I mean at least 3 times a week?

I would say on average most people lose their virginity between 15 and 17.

I don't know man. I still haven't held a girls hand or kissed.

same
and thats a good thing

love

Again the strong majority of people getting laid 3 times a week are in relationships. That is not normal for single people.

Most single people do not have sex regularly. You can only really expect that if you get into a serious relationship or get married.

youtube.com/watch?v=TxBXaMQP2Kg
hi!

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>put on SABA
>go inside giant tank
>grab pressure washer
>start hosing down mound of bitumen
>come out blacker than obama

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Soulja Boy been telling the Truth damn near everything he done said lately.. AK house nigah corny fat bitch boi and this stupid as broad talmbot why he got some many businesses.. Soulja Boy & Lil Wayne 99% of these Rappers Today Daddy.. Crazy how she tried to down play his Entrepreneurial Spirit.. Dizzy muh fukrs Eye Tell ya.. BAKA

youtube.com/watch?v=WzwAydaTDpk

hi based goth poster

Are you a girl

I hugged only one girl in my life, and just because my brother told her to hug me. I never had a female friend also

sounds pretty darn good

how ya doin' sven?

have any of you ever posted in ex-yu? they just insult you in serbian if you do

not yet

why do they put the boots on the ceiling

No I respect people's generals. I would like them to respect ours too.

Where do people have sex when they still live with their parents?

>most people lose their virginity between 15 and 17

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Remember wagie
Its only 2 days, then your back at work again...

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Is there a risk of dying on the job

No that's a male

meh, not feeling it desu
some days i just wake up and im tired and my brain feels foggy you know

you could not be more wrong

You either bring girls back to your bedroom and potentially introduce them to your parents, or you have to deal with weird shit like getting a hotel. Good motivation to get your own place if you don't want your parents to meet your slampigs